From the Ross Report:

WWE and Sean Waltman, aka X-Pac, have mutually agreed to part ways. Personally, Sean is one of my all-time favorite people in our business and one Hell of a talented in-ring performer. I truly wish him nothing but success in the future

Thank God this fucking worthless tools is GONE!!!

I shall be engaging in mutually consentual heterosexual penis-vaginal intercourse with a real-live adult (non-prostitute) non-retard, non-drug addicted female human tonight

As much as it may surprise, I have, at 27 years old, already "gone all the way" with multiple females prior to tonight.

However, this will be the first time that I "hump" this specific girl.

What shall I do to make a good impression? i.e. I've been told that girls like it if you punch them in the ribs as you are cumming.

What should I avoid doing if I would like the opportunity to do sex to her again?



Edited By Galt on Aug. 23 2002 at 6:17

Used condoms...

I know for alkey this is a foreign object but some of us use them. Ladi just drinks out of them.

I've always been fascinated by what other guys do with them.

I like to tie them off and fling them out the window onto passers by. Swing it around and then catapult it or spill it in the carton of OJ and then offer guests some juice. (I have done that before, hahahah)

i got tickets for the stones at roseland. i just got a letter regarding the terms and conditions for attendance. i had to register my self and a guest. check out the rules:
ticket rules

Yes, and I don't apologize if this has already been posted. It is so good, it should be repeated again and again.

Gonzo and I will be canoodling this Tuesday at Bar 9.

Bro Joe has assured me that he is going to serenade us and we invite all of you to join us. Just keep your hands of my man!

this is so wrong!!!

Three tampons are walking down the street.
Which one can you talk to?















None of them,they're all stuck up cunts!



"Take my wife.....please!"

Once again the Counting Crows message board, etc. has failed me, but I found them on my own...they're playing NYC Monday October 7, Tuesday October 8, and Thursday October 10 at Hammerstein. There are still tickets available... :bouncer:

:loveya: Adam

I got a Vibe from my friend Gonzo's Keychain......

It showed me a vision of the world gaining a new Limo Anthony as a few months from now Mr. Cumia is forced to take a job at Vital Limousine......

This following a rough hazing period from the vets including throwing darts at his back......

Opie, with no real skills if forced to search the streets endlessly looking for work, with his lunch in a cement bag.

for those of you that didn't know it i moved back into morristown after spending 5 years in Hell in the sticks of northern new jersey.





i'm sofa king happy i could just shit!!!!!!


dammit, i think i did!!!!



time to go change my depends...........