Fucking A. I am SOOOO fucking excited. The t1 is now in and I can use it. FUCK! No more waiting on the dialup. FUCK YEAH!

This was a thread we did way back when the board first opened and since then we have grown quite a bit in terms of members. Its simple really, we want to see who you are, be able to put a face with the name and sig that we see here all day long. Its also a lame attempt to try to finally get VG to post her pic. Fire away......

I'm just curious... Which do you prefer when pursuing a new person?

Do you not call back & make them come to you? Do you only show enough interest to keep them chasing?

Or do you want them to play hard to get? And you have to think up good reasons to see the person, so it doesn't look obvious?

I like the hunt. :burnfucker:

I had this one friend that was the biggest zero of all time when it came to women. He probally couldn't even score a prostitute. Everyone we hung out with knew it as well. They used to dog him non stop because he was the last virgin in our group. It was quite sad seeing your best friend getting called Vman and having to laugh along because how funny it was. So, one day, we hatched a plan to get people to leave him alone. We went to a party and concocted an elaborate story that he actually scored. It was a party up in Wastechester County and non of our friends were there so it was a can't miss gig. The story was actually about what I went through that night but when we told it, we just switched me with him when we got back to the city. It actually worked a little to well because I think after a while, the moron actually started believing the heaping pile of shit we shoveled.

How far have you peeps gone to help a friend?

What's the best half-time show you've ever seen?

The only one I've seen that's kept me in my seat has been the frisbee dogs. Guess I'm easily amused watching little dogs outrun a frisbee for 50 yards and catch it before it hits the ground.

This weekend, I actually left the house for a bit. I went and hung out with some friends and even had some friends over to hang out. You know what? I like just chillin' by myself better. I didn't get shit done. My apartment is a mess. And the clothes I have on are the bottom of the dresser drawer because I didn't do my laundry.

So I ask, am I really anti-social because I don't go out more often? Or, am I just so self-absorbed that I'd rather do my own thing and not be bothered with the interests of others?

Why do people continue to give homeless people dough? I was on the train this morning and by the time this low life made it to the end of the car, he had more in his fuckin cup than I had in my pocket. I felt like reaching in and getting paid.

Why support these fucks? I mean, they make riding the train worse, they smell of shit and piss, they are fuckin loud, dissease ridden bottom feeders. They will not go the fuck away as long as there is money to be made from dopey liberals who support them with thier own hard earned loot. At 7am, the last thing I want/need is some half tanked douche bag bothering me for money. Now, when you turn them down, you look like a cheap piece of shit as well. These non home having fucks try to embaress you for not buying them breakfest and a 40 oz.

In the past, I have donated to homeless shelters. It's all in hopes that if they make shelters better they can get these dregs off the fuckin trains.

Alright everybody. Here are the ten finalists as voted by the mods and admins.

Now, it's your turn to vote for your favorite.

For my stuff!!!

Bob Marley - Buffalo Soldier

Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta
There was a Buffalo Soldier
In the heart of America
Stolen from Africa, brought to America
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

I mean it, when I analyse the stench
To me, it makes a lot of sense
How the Dreadlock Rasta was the Buffalo Soldier
And he was taken from Africa, brought to America
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival

Said he was a Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta
Buffalo Soldier, in the heart of America

If you know your history
Then you would know where you coming from
Then you wouldn't have to ask me
Who the heck do I think I am

I'm just a Buffalo Soldier
In the heart of America
Stolen from Africa, brought to America
Said he was fighting on arrival
Fighting for survival
Said he was a Buffalo Soldier
Win the war for America

Dreadie, woe yoe yoe, woe woe yoe yoe
Woe yoe yoe yo, yo yo woe yo, woe yoe yoe
(repeat)
Buffalo Soldier, trodding through the land
Said he wanna ran, then you wanna hand
Trodding through the land, yea, yea

Said he was a Buffalo Soldier
Win the war for America
Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Driven from the mainland
To the heart of the caribbean

Singing, woe yoe yoe, woe woe yoe yoe
Woe yoe yoe yo, yo yo woe yo woe yo yoe
(repeat)

Trodding through San Juan
In the arms of America
Trodding through Jamaica, a Buffalo Soldier
Fighting on arrival, fighting for survival
Buffalo Soldier, Dreadlock Rasta
Singing, woe yoe yoe, woe woe yoe yoe
Woe yoe yeo yo, yo yo woe yo woe yo yoe

Ultimate Warrior would have my vote,
he had no moves,
he was slow as shit,

and his interviews always left me scratching my head.

All things considered I like Doink the Clown better...
(or whatever the Hell his name was)