She asked me to inform you all,
that quiet honestly, you all repulsed her,
not a man amoung the bunch she said.

as it is now August the Award has been put on hold,
until she can find a way to drastically lower her standards.

thank you all who took the time to submit your applications,
now go away.

Now that you are single you think you can walk out on me and go over to that cunt Sluggo's house? you have got another thing coming mister!! you better march yourself out of there right now and get your ass over here now!!

haha yea right. fuck you.

without us this board would die!! i am gone all day and nothing happens here!! a couple of people from the old board show up and thats it! i am very disappointed in all of you. you cant expect ken and i to shoulder the entire burden of making this place interesting. when we are not here to make threads or make ourselves available for mocking, you all turn to stone.
for shame people, for shame

Yesterday, we welcomed back whip, today, Katya ann.

To continue our old school recruitment drive, lets welcome Corpse back to the mix.

Yes, that corpse.

ESPN polled the US in different categories. Listed below are some of the interesting questions and answers.



<ul>Town where baseball is favorite - Seattle (39%)
Town where baseball is least favorite - Green Bay (6%)
Town where basketball is favorite - Sacramento (36%)
State where basketball is favorite - Utah (21%)
Best fans in America - Cheeseheads (15%), NY was 2nd, Boston was 3rd and Chicago was 4th
A typical fan downs 7 beers a week while watching sports.
33% says football rules, 20% says baseball, 14% says college football, 10% says college basketball, 10% says pro basketball, 7% says hockey, 2% says NASCAR. (I know that doesn't add up to 100%, but maybe some people said goofy stuff like curling or something)
NFL is most popular in Green Bay (74%) and least popular in Seattle (16%)
Hockey is most popular in Michigan (21%) and least popular in Kansas (less than 1%)
7% of people have painted their faces.
The #1 college hoops town is a tie between Raleigh-Durham & Cincy (32%) and dead last is Sacramento (2%)
The state where NASCAR is king is West Virginia (11%) - LA, Chicago and Boston have the smallest following (less than 1%)
The average hours per week watching sports on TV is 13 hours.
The most hated fans in the country are, of course, Philly fans (19%), NY was a close 2nd at 18%. </ul>




Also they polled every state to find out what was their favorite sport and the results were:

-NFL(31 states), MLB(8 states), college football(8 states), college hoops(2 states), NBA(1 state)

You are smart enough...

You are strong enough...

and gosh darn it, people like you...

NOW FUCK OFF AND DIE !!!

Goatse.cx is dead. That's right folks. It's gone. No farewell message... an era has ended. Now we're going to have to find new places to direct idiots.

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GOD damn IT. I wanna see some tits. You did not have to remove the WOW forum, did you? Now I am forced to go to a different website.

It feels like someone is crushing the sides of my head in. All week it has been showing up.

Is the atmospheric pressure higher or lower when it's this hot? Could it be sinuses?

It feels better if I put my hand over my ear & change the pressure, but that only lasts 5 mins.