In this, our first installment of our 'Suburban Scumbags" series, we present to you.... the wigger. That poor, often misunderstood soul, the result of cultural crossover. Hated by blacks for making a mockery of their culture, hated by whites for trying to be something that they can never be (black, basically), the wigger is a true American original. We have labeled the above drawing, and the numbers below explain the traits that will help you find your very own wigger on the streets of your town today! It's fun and easy.....

1: Hat. Must be worn backwards, as a symbol of anti-conformity. Under the hat- a 'mushroom' hairstyle, or shaved head altogether. Hat must bear a sports team or a marijuana leaf.

2: Practiced sneer. Try not to laugh in the wigger's face when he flashes you his look of anger, as he's spent many hours in the mirror getting his look of disdain 'just right'. The practiced sneer may reveal a gold-capped tooth or 2, but this is optional, as many parents dont have extended dental plans which will cover their kids cosmetic dentistry.

3: Tattoos. Usually a tribute to a fallen rapper, sometimes the motto or slogan of a rap group, sometimes a pot leaf. In general, poor artwork that will be hard to explain to the grandkids (Grandpa- what's 'Thug Life'??)

4:T-shirt bearing logo of clothing company that doesnt want the wigger wearing their clothes. Like FUBU- an acronym meaning 'For Us, By Us', a black-owned company commiting blatant racism by implying that the clothes they sell are for blacks only. This fact is lost on the wigger, however, as he continues to patronize this company, much to the dismay of his (rapidly depleting) dignity.

5: Gang sign of gang he's not in. Since he lives miles away from the first hint of urban blight, he can afford to throw up sets he doesnt belong to, scaring the elderly into thinking he's some kind of gangster, without fear of being killed by a real gang member for the crime of 'false-flaggin' (claiming you're down with a particular gang when you're not).

6: Gun. Usually a Crossman BB gun, just realistic enough to get wigger chicks to swoon over their fearless romeo.

7: Underwear sticking out a minimum of 6 inches above waistband. Some say it's laziness, but to a wigger, it's all about fashion. Not only do you get to show off otherwise-private underwear labels to the world, you get the added thrill of ventilation on your asscrack.

8: Jeans. Expensive. The wigger must wear pants that are a minimum of 40 full sizes over his original size. The legs should be large enough to hold the population of a 3rd world country in, and should drag across the floor freely, like the train on a wedding gown.

9: Sneakers. Dont tell the wigger that his 250 dollar sneakers are made of the same material as Kmart's 25 dollar ones- it's all about fashion, yet again, and to wear anything less than the hottest sneaker out at the moment would be akin to showing up at a black panther meeting wearing a klan hood. In case you were wondering, the wigger has no remorse over the fact that his sneakers were made in a sweatshop by an underage peon laborer who made 2 cents that entire day making the shoes that help the wigger fit in with his materialistic social circle.

10: The city. This is the wigger's preferred habitat. Ignore the fact that they mostly dwell in the suburbs, any decent, upstanding wigger will, AT MINIMUM, have a cardboard cutout of a city skyline in his suburan backyard to stand in front of while posing as a hardened tough guy.

make a big POOP!11!

i just had a cheeseburger from wendy's :crackhead:

i havent eatin red meat in about 2 years....i dont know what came over me i just needed teh meat.

now im all bloated and i need to POOP!

What's it all about?

Quote:People ask, "What is Southern Lord? Are you a stoner rock label? Are you a doom metal label? Are you a death metal label?" Our label puts out heavy, intense music, that's all. We've been lucky to escape the "stoner rock" label. Would you call Black Sabbath a stoner rock band? No. They're a heavy band. I just think labeling music in general is kinda silly. Sabbath are, for lack of a better word, the grandfathers of "doom metal," but Melvins, St. Vitus, Trouble and Pentagram are just as important: They took Sabbath and fused it with more of a heavy metal thing, and that fusion comprises what I would call doom metal.

WHO FUCKING CARES!?!?!?! whips out donkey and starts peeing into an open can of Peils

Welcome to the fucking party. Who wants a spiked Peils??

So, what are the best programs to use for makign a VCD?

I understand all the files need to be mpeg-1 and your CD burning software needs to have a create VCD option.

So, what's the best program for burning the VCD?
What are the best programs for converting other vid clip file types to mpeg-1? Like .rm .mov .avi etc.?

Found one shareware for converting avi to mpeg, but it's slow as shit. Takes over an hour to convert a 2 minute clip.

GRUMPY....come in GRUMPY. click uhhh come in anyone...looking for pissed off midget....last seen about 54 hundred hours ago. he will be tagging along with what looks like a shaved black bear....she goes by the name of mamma grump.....or aka FUCK TOY MAMMA......she is attracted to the smell of man ooze......GUMPY COME IN GRUMPY......we just want to let you know we are keeping the TARD fires burning bright so you may find your way back.......

Will be able to succeed where his father could not? Do you really think that he is doing this shit with Sadaam for the good of the country, or just to show America that he can do something worht wild since the talks for re-election will be starting up again soon. I think he's a fucking joke and always has been since he became our president. I also think that this little stint in the middle east with Heussein will probably backfire on us...what do ya'll think???

I admit it, I'm a computer geek. (not as bad as some of you, which still brings me a little solace....)

One of my friends started a message board on his site (he's a blooger UGH! :crackhead: ) so that all our friends scattered about can keep in touch easily.

However, most of my friends are computer illiterate. I was trying to show a few how to "post" on a message board, and I scared myself --and them--with my useless knowledge about sigs and posts and html. They looked at me like I was nuts...

I felt quite lame.

Do your friends bust on you for posting on a message board? They just don't understand, do they?

Tomorrow I am leaving ot spend 4 glorious days in Jim Thorpe, PA...my favorite place! Our campsite is right next to a stream and we're pretty secluded from other campers...

We've got over an ounce to bring between us all...some shroomies and a little bit of e. This is going to be quite the debaucherous weekend fo drinking, smoking, hiking, and eating lots of red meat...YAAAAAAY!!!!