now that my boy is single and on the prowl, we need to get him laid. i am sure that his moves are a little old and stale , so i figured we could help. if you could give him some tips or share your best pick-up moves i am sure he would be grateful.
If you could even set him up on a few dates that would be great!! lets get him back in the race. maybe he will post less if we get him out of the house

i have a sneaky feeling that there is some sort of correlation between the PM boxes and kens existence. he draws some sort of life sustaining energy from them. why else would he always post about people emptying them?
I think if we all fill our PM boxes so that no PM's can go through this will cut off his supply of energy and he will just wither and fade away. i think its worth a try. just for science i mean.

i was sitting naked in front of my computer when i started this thread. i was shocked and then riveted. how about you?

Needs to be emptied Spit.

I hate Ken
Women Love Me
Teen Girls Scream My Name as They Orgasm Like never before.

I'm sitting in the room I was in when everything went down. It's the first time I've been here since that day (which was the first time I was ever in this room).

I had a training at this building when I was working.

The training was supposed to start at 8:30, it started a little late, but when the lecturer started he made a big ordeal about making everyone turn off their cell phones. Not just putting them on vibrate, but shutting them off because it was a sign of respect.

We had our first break at about 10:00, and before that time every once in a while someone would get up and leave, but because all the phones were off, you didn't think much of it.

After the break, I walked out to roam around since I was considering going to school here.

I saw a bunch of people huddled in the corner (like 20) and I figured it was a class or a lecture or something so I went over to see what it was.

I walked around the corner and the first thing I saw was a split screen with the Trade Centers and Pentagon ablaze.

It started the fall before I was even able to grasp what the hell was going on.

Why do coons get tattoos?

It just makes no fuckin sense to me in the least. What a waste of fuckin ink.

I saw this negroid at the corner store this morning, both arms covered in tribal. At first I thought he just had some birth defect or some shit and his arms were just extra crispy. It looked like fuckin shit.

How many options do colored folk have anyway? A black panther? oooooh, haven't seen that 5 billion times.

Kid A, I demand an answer from you on this subject.

If any of you like Metal, and melodic metal at that; go out and download Opeth - Blackwater Park. It has to be the greatest album I've heard in years. Perfect production and the music is unreal. The Drapery Falls is a perfect song.. check it out fuckers...

When is grumpy coming back?

We are saying goodbye to Ikea and Adolescent as mods. Thanks guys for your help and all that happy horseshit. You will both be included in the next mod vote when the need arises.

Also, Jack is still going to code the site with me and Keyser but is also stepping down. Jack, thanks for taking one for the team dude.

One vote away from tossing Maynard! Fuck, you people sooooo let me down on that one.

At least I get to use one of our lamest smiley's for this....

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