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  Crimson king - Umm, hello?
Posted by: Sean Cold - 06-29-2002, 07:22 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (56)

I usualy try not to do a thread like this, but who in the name of fuck is this guy? Oh, gee, he has a whole 0.01 posts a day. Don't put too much effort into being a member of a message board. Who the fuck is this douche? Anyone? I know people lurk and thats cool, but 1 fuckin post? And he is just reading a ton of shit and I am all kinds of pissy tonight.

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  Kid pelted with jelly as punishment
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 06-29-2002, 07:12 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (19)

Quote:Kid Pelted With Jelly As Punishment
Fri Jun 28, 6:27 PM ET

CREIGHTON, Mo. (AP) - When eighth-graders lined up to throw jelly at a classmate, their teacher called it creative peer discipline. The students thought it was fun.


But the school board isn't so sure, and has ordered a review of how student discipline is handled at Sherwood Middle School.

"I was horrified when I heard about it," board member Blanche Williams said.

English teacher Frank Fleming had the classmates toss jelly at eighth-grader Andy Johnson as punishment for refusing to take part in a reading exercise.

I could not help laugh at that. What kind of fucked up shit did you do in school that might have cause punishment like this? I remember when in 3rd grade I bartered with this girl in class named jennifer. She showed me her underwear and in turn I showed her mine. Teacher didn't see shit, then she wanted to see my pee pee so naturally the pimp I was back in the dayz. I pulled it out with both fingers and teacher caught me that time. Called my mom and shit, mom was pissed. She told me that no one but her can make me feel good by rubbing my pleasure spot.

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  Every thread is about me - And now i shall go to bed
Posted by: Galt - 06-29-2002, 06:37 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (2)

The end.

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  Speaking of assholes
Posted by: GonzoStyle - 06-29-2002, 05:57 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (8)

Quote:U.S. President George W. Bush briefs reporters June 28, 2002 on a medical procedure he will have tomorrow while at Camp David. Bush will have a colonoscopy and will be under sedation while power of the presidency is temporarily transferred to Vice President Dick Cheney.

Great we got a vice president whose heart has failed more times than my sexual advances towards arpi. Now we got a president whose biggest story is that he'll be sedated for his colonoscopy. Unfortunate maybe then he'd actually feel like the average american and know what it's like to be forcefully fucked in the ass and not be able to say anything. Atleast Clinton had cooler stories than butt plugs, Clinton was a pimp. He didn't get plugged he did the pluggin'.

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  Dodgeball!!!!!!!!!!! - What were your rules?
Posted by: Galt - 06-29-2002, 05:53 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (27)

I got into a lengthy discussion with pretty much an entire population of a bar in Boston tonight only to find out that every single elementary school that played dodgeball had completely different rules

what were yours, and how fucking sweet was that game? Why it's not a pro sport just baffles me.

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  Good scam
Posted by: The Sleeper - 06-29-2002, 05:19 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (30)

Buy a lollipop or something for like 36 cents and give the cashier a $20 bill and collect the change. Then say "Oh, I have exact change, hold on", and dig in your pocket and take out the 36 cents meanwhile putting the collected change in your wallet. Upon giving the exact change, the casier will give you your 20 back and magically forget that you already took the 19.64 that he gave you. Works every time. <font color="EEEEEE">



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  I haven't, have you???
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 06-29-2002, 12:04 AM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (9)

I haven't seen Grumpy in a while....
Everyone check your shoes!

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  A new arch rival for maynard
Posted by: Ken'sPen - 06-28-2002, 11:11 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (30)

Ok I was bored....
vote, flame, play a game or chat.......
but say something unflattering about Maynard while you do so.

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  Great job galt
Posted by: Hybrid - 06-28-2002, 09:50 PM - Forum: The Pit - Replies (39)

way to kill the board asshole.

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  Dixie pride! - Love your trailer park!
Posted by: Hey Ladi - 06-28-2002, 07:50 PM - Forum: The Faggy Artistic Forum - Replies (13)

This place has less activity than Uber Geek!



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