I was performing some very sensitive and important tests in there the other day.

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I am such a bad ass, when I went to Pamplona to run with the bulls, I ran with scissors.

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so as i am sure you all know by now, my girlfriend is out of town. with the house empty and plenty of time on my hands, i have been flogging it like a monkey on speed. this is what worries me, i am starting to get bored with it. i never thought this would happen in my life. this ever happen to you?

Ok, so today (and most of this week) is sucking the like out of me.... if I was the dramatic type I'd be in the bathroom right now trying to slit my wrists with my scissors....

So if you were going to kill yourself, what would you use?

If not afraid to die, just to die painfully. I think I'd try a gun. Seems quick & easy.

I wouldn't have to clean up the mess anyway, maybe I'd go outside even, try to be considerate of who ever has to find me.

I am meaning this to be serious. I know it will turn into a joke, but I'm interested to know your HONEST feelings on it.




How much money would it take for you to have sex with someone of the same sex?

How much money would it take for you to let them videotape it?




All things considered, I have no desire to do this. Never even thought about it. BUT...I think the hardest part of doing it would be convincing yourself that it's ok. I mean, telling yourself that you're doing it for the money, and that you're not gay. It will also depend I guess on your level of homophobia. Personally I think guys are disgusting. They're dirty, and hairy. I'd rather fuck a dog (had to beat you to it) than another guy. But if it's for money, I suppose I would do it for about $10,000 and $500,000 respectively.

The reason this question came up is because someone asked this the other day in the group I was in to torment this other guy who is TOTALLY homophobic.

Think about what a certain amount of money could do for you. $500,000 would set me up for the rest of my life. I'd still have to work. But through investments and stuff, I'd be set.


Go ahead, gay bash me, I'm not gay. I just think it's an interesting question to pose especially with an anonymous group of people like we have here.

What magazines do you read?

I get a few free trade magazines through work, but never have the time to read any of them. Just skim the headlines.

I canceled all my personal subscriptions a long time ago because I never read any of them.

Now that Spring is upon us I am looking forward to the opening of Great Adventure and other amusement parks.......
what do you consider the best and worst rides you have been on.

Best ride for me is the Spiderman ride at Islands of Adventure.

Worst, I would join the masses and say Small World.

*clears off the dust*

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