Cheer up! :rofl:


<center>Fuck Her Gently

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas listen closely
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too
Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey
I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly
And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar
And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then I'm gonna fuck you hard
Hard</center>

If you were my TV remote, where would you be right now?

it really is

Someone was tipping the bottle a little too high one night I guess.



Click Here for the article

Quote:LONDON — It's a long road from gawky adolescent to twenty-something sex symbol, but Vanity Fair magazine says Chelsea Clinton has made the transition.


The magazine pronounces the daughter of former President Bill Clinton "the new J.F.K. Jr.," referring to the good-looking son of former President John F. Kennedy, killed when his private plane crashed in 1999.

In an article that exhaustively analyzes Chelsea Clinton's time at Oxford University and her previous, more sheltered life in the White House and the Arkansas governor's mansion, Vanity Fair says she's recently grown more flamboyant and more comfortable with her public profile.

The change "has done what no one would have thought possible years ago, when Chelsea was a girl with braces in billowing Laura Ashley dresses," the article says. "Chelsea Clinton has become a sex symbol."

The story appears in Vanity Fair's June issue, which goes on sale Friday.

"Most presidents' children, they sink like stones once their parent leaves office," Vanity Fair quotes presidential historian Gil Troy as saying. "But this is a different age."

Clinton reportedly had trouble adjusting to British life when she arrived last year, writing in Talk magazine that it was "hard to be abroad" after the Sept. 11 terrorist attacks and complaining of anti-Americanism.

Since then, she appears to have grown more comfortable, and often is photographed at hip London hangouts or with Hollywood celebrities. Her romance with American Rhodes scholar Ian Klaus is a favorite topic for tabloid newspapers.

The magazine suggested Clinton might be eyeing a future in public life. She declined to be interviewed for the story, and when asked during a photo shoot whether she had political aspirations, she said, "I'm just trying to be a student."

woo hoo! i win!11!

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Edited By virgingrrl on May 16 2002 at 10:44

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<span style='font-size:13pt;line-height:100%'>1. Se7en
2. Pulp Fiction
3. Goodfellas
4. Godfather I
5. Fight Club
6. Shawshank Redemption
7. Godfather II
8. Clerks
9. Braveheart
10. Star Wars
11. Reservior Dogs
12. Jaws
13. Silence of the Lambs
14. The Matrix
15. The Usual Suspects
16. The Empire Strikes Back
17. Gladiator
18. Forrest Gump
19. Boyz n the Hood
20. Rocky </span>

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It's a Thursday. So where the fuck is everyone???

There's very few people on the board. My AIM list usually has a million people on it, and today theres only like 5. And my office is missing a ton of people.

Is there some kind of big party today? Is it a holiday that I forgot about? WTF?

This is odd. Maybe I should go home and go back to sleep. :crackhead:

What are we supposed to remember anyway? Veterans?

Ok, so what cool things is everyone doing?

Do you believe in a self-fulfilling prophecy? The more people joke I'm some kind white trash trialer park dweller, the more I think I just might be....

Guess where I'll be for Memorial day!!! Go ahead!! It's another state... driving distance.... really rednecky.... Go ahead!

..... West Virginia! :bouncer: weeeeee

Yeah this my look at me, attention whore thread.

I have a bit of a hangover and I'm stuck at work. I have a constant rumbling in my stomach, I've been farting for the last two hours, and my eyes hurt. Really, I didn't drink that much last night yet I feel like I did. I must have drank 5 glasses of water already today. Nope, just not feeling good at all. Care???