I wanna give some thank yous for the great fun I had last night.

Thanks to the midget hooker for tounging my asshole.

Thanks to my mother for sucking my dick like she was trying to win a prize while the midget hooker tounged my asshole.

Thanks to my dog for lapping up every last drop of rape snot off my thigh and mothers back, making me hard for round two.

Thanks maynard for the visual in prevention of premature ejaculation.

Thank you, good night.

News Media Calls It Quits


New York City (AP)- Citing a lack of readership, the leaders
of all the world's media outlets have decided to fold up shop.
"We were doing fine and then all of a sudden everybody stopped
reading newspapers and watching t.v. news. We had no choice", said
New York Times publisher Arthur Salzburg minutes after the
astounding announcement was made.
Since the turn of the century, metropolitan newspapers and ,later,
local t.v. stations have been the primary source of news for most
americans. This all changed when Ikea Boy started his almost
compulsive posting of news tidbits, copied and pasted from these
very same news sources. "He's got us beat", said CNN's Ted Turner.
"How can we compete with his resources?".
A Harris poll of 3500 americans came back with almost unanimous
results. They all agreed that without Ikea Boy , their knowledge
of daily news would be almost non-existent.



Edited By Arpikarhu on Feb. 27 2002 at 12:17

I'm sorry for posting news articles and shit but this is just too 1984, too "government keeping tail on you all the time" for my taste. And yes, I edited it and left in the important parts for your reading pleasure but left in a quote from a religious guy to once again show the insanity of religion through all this.

Quote:U.S. to Weigh Computer Chip Implant

WASHINGTON (AP) - A Florida technology company is poised to ask the government for permission to market a first-ever computer ID chip that could be embedded beneath a person's skin.

For airports, nuclear power plants and other high security facilities, the immediate benefits could be a closer-to-foolproof security system. But privacy advocates warn the chip could lead to encroachments on civil liberties.

The implant technology is another case of science fiction evolving into fact. Those who have long advanced the idea of implant chips say it could someday mean no more easy-to-counterfeit ID cards nor dozing security guards.

Just a computer chip - about the size of a grain of rice - that would be difficult to remove and tough to mimic.

Other uses of the technology on the horizon, from an added device that would allow satellite tracking of an individual's every movement to the storage of sensitive data like medical records, are already attracting interest across the globe for tasks like foiling kidnappings or assisting paramedics.

Applied Digital Solutions' new ``VeriChip'' is another sign that Sept. 11 has catapulted the science of security into a realm with uncharted possibilities - and also new fears for privacy.

Applied Digital, based in Palm Beach, Fla., says it will soon begin the process of getting Food and Drug Administration (news - web sites) approval for the device, and intends to limit its marketing to companies that ensure its human use is voluntary.

``The line in the sand that we draw is that the use of the VeriChip would always be voluntarily,'' said Keith Bolton, chief technology officer and a vice president at Applied Digital. ``We would never provide it to a company that intended to coerce people to use it.''

But the company was hesitant to market them for people because of ethical questions. The devastation of Sept. 11 solidified the company's resolve to market the human chip and brought about a new sensibility about the possible interest.

The makers of the chip also foresee it being used to help emergency workers diagnose a lost Alzheimer's patient or access an unconscious patient's medical history.

Getting the implant would go something like this:

A person or company buys the chip from Applied Digital for about $200 and the company encodes it with the desired information. The person seeking the implant takes the tiny device - about the size of a grain of rice, to their doctor, who can insert it with a large needle device.

The doctor monitors the device for several weeks to make sure it doesn't move and that no infection develops.

The device has no power supply, rather it contains a millimeter-long magnetic coil that is activated when a scanning device is run across the skin above it. A tiny transmitter on the chip sends out the data.

Without a scanner, the chip cannot be read. Applied Digital plans to give away chip readers to hospitals and ambulance companies, in the hopes they'll become standard equipment.

The chip has drawn attention from several religious groups.

Theologian and author Terry Cook said he worries the identification chip could be the ``mark of the beast,'' an identifying mark that all people will be forced to wear just before the end times, according to the Bible.

Applied Digital has consulted theologians and appeared on the religious television program the ``700 Club'' to assure viewers the chip didn't fit the biblical description of the mark because it is under the skin and hidden from view.

It's awful seeing such blatant disregard for the rules from people in my age group. I mean for shame. The government sets age restrictions for a reason. Oh and you support terrorists with pot and everything.

Underage Drinking at 'Epidemic' Levels
Reuters
Feb 26 2002 9:25PM

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Underage drinking has reached epidemic proportions in the United States, encouraged by television ads and parents who see drinking alcohol as a rite of passage, researchers said Tuesday.
The legal U.S. drinking age is 21, but Columbia University's National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse found 31 percent of high school students binge drink, defined as five drinks in a row, at least once a month.

"Underage drinking has reached epidemic proportions in America ... and parents are too often unwitting co-conspirators who tend to see drinking and occasional bingeing as a rite of passage," said Joseph Califano, the group's president and a former U.S. secretary of health, education and welfare.

The report, using 1998 statistics, found those under 20 drank 63,230 alcoholic beverages a month, an average of 0.9 a day, and slightly more than 25 percent of the 251,194 alcoholic drinks consumed monthly by the sample as a whole.

The Distilled Spirits Council of the United States challenged this figure, saying the Columbia group had not properly balanced the data it drew from the 1998 National Household Survey on Drug Abuse. It said the real figure was probably 11 percent or 12 percent.

The Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration, the government agency overseeing alcoholic drinking, echoed this view, saying its analysis of the 1998 data showed underage drinkers accounted for 11.4 percent of all alcohol consumed in the United States that year.

DRINKING UNDER AGE 15

It said "regardless of any discrepancies" in the analysis, "any alcohol use before age 21 is unacceptable."

Califano defended his group's report: "We think our number is right. ... We are not trying to exaggerate ... we are trying to do the best we can. These are estimates," he said.

The Columbia report highlighted the under-15s as an alcoholic trouble spot. Califano said since 1975, the number of children who begin drinking at 15 or under had jumped by almost a third, from 27 percent to 36 percent.

"And those who begin drinking before age 15 are four times likelier to become alcoholics than those who do not drink before age 21," he added.

Underage drinking sporadically hits the headlines, with two notable cases involving President Bush's twin daughters. College students Barbara and Jenna Bush, 20, attended alcohol awareness classes after being charged with underage drinking last year.

Researchers said underage drinking, nudged into second place by drug abuse, is not discussed enough and the Columbia center wants the White House Office of National Drug Control Policy to broaden its focus and include alcohol in its media campaigns.

The Columbia report pooled data from five different surveys and separately polled 900 adults to gauge attitudes to alcohol with a margin of error of plus or minus three percentage points.

**picture of my yankee spring tix removed for fear of one of you monkeys fucking with my reservations****


i hate 50megs.com



Edited By Arpikarhu on Feb. 26 2002 at 5:28

OK, so I was watching Boston Public last night, and they had an interesting topic of discussion. The word "nigger". Personally I can't stand the word. It's derogatory in every aspect, and can NEVER be meant as a good thing.

Here's the question. Why is it alright for blacks to say it to each other, but if a white says it, it's evil? I don't think that ANYONE should be saying it. It just makes you look dumber, and look like a hypocrite.
Their excuse was that the word was created as a derrogatory term for blacks, and gave the white man power over them. When blacks use the word now, it takes the power away from the whites and gives it back to blacks. I think that's total bullshit. All it does is confuse people even more. If the word is so evil, and no one would EVER want to be called it in its truest form, then why would you continue to use it? It just keeps bringing it to the forefront.

Personally I don't see us EVER moving forward in tearing down race walls when blacks still have this hatred for hundreds of years of slavery. But just remember something.....

Many countries in Africa used slaves for thousands of years. How do you think the pyramids were built? Those people weren't willing workers.

I didn't make you a slave. My parents didn't make you slaves. In fact, MY grandparents didn't make you slaves either. So to hate an entire race for something that a few did is ridiculous.

whatis the funniest or weirdest cd you have ever heard. as a joke i got this cd of some australian woman yodeling the classics and it is the effin funniest thing i have ever heard. my girlfriend and i cant play it without rolling on the floor in tears

i do not know why you people think i have over-large or misshapen testicles but it is not true. the idea of my having disproportional testes is a damnable lie!! The rumor-mongering will cease now!!!


p.s.
did i mention that i'm going to florida for spring training next week?



Edited By Arpikarhu on Feb. 26 2002 at 1:56

If you could take a member of this board or maybe another board you know of and switch roles with them for say a week, not forever. Who would you wanna be?

I'd personally pick Slash, in my book no one is cooler and no one emits so much electricity... who am I kidding, lol. I just wanna see where slash keeps all his notes about every move every poster has ever made. I can just picture John Does notebook collection from se7en, when I think of slash's records. A close second would be VG or Spit just so I could sit home all week and stare at the sexy bitch in the mirror and feel myself up all week.

These fuckers have been driving me nvts lately. When you type the :0 it used to come out as :o. I fixed that one. And Spit fixed the other one the other day ??? doesnt show up as :confused: anymore.


Next is to try and fix that fuckin burnfucker icon that has the missing frame in it.

:grumble: :grumble: