"Yeah yeah yeah blah blah blah...Long time no see....wow it's changed...blah blah blah...good times...."

So it's Christmas and you want to wish someone or the other or a few well. You therefore stopped by to express this becasue you are a jolly good bloke and full of the blessings & cheer of the Christmas/Holiday season.

Good for you. Now leave. And when you come back next Christmas, I will top this thread to remind you why you left in the first place but until then...

Merry Christmas.

Happy Holidays!

Let's all come together for a day of posting greetings and gay happy meetings!

Any new posts or threads today on .NET? Is it worth a visit and a look-over or does this OKh guy still work there and JG still not give a flip?

He should sell that place to you and then you should FIRE the incompetent & apathetic OKh clown (now he has TWO red x's in his sig I believe....unreal). Then I will return and help that place becaome as worthless as this one....worthless but "narrowly & one-man-show" interesting.

Just a thought.

Go-fuck...your-self...

Now gimme some fuckin' cash!

Anyway a little known fact: Me & a few or whatever buddies used to go Christmas carolling door to door when we were grade-schoolers. We did good too cashwise though we probably sounded awful. But also as far as the present goes....

"No more shines, Billy"

Interviewed a man named Dick Pound today.

is awesome.

The end.

I owe Goatweed one. I said if he was fucking with me with the "impossible, dense retard" bit, I would declare him the greatest poster ever. Since that was a bunch of embellished & empty BS (as long as I actively post), I will make good on my word and give him his due as far as is realistic & possible.

Here it is:

GW taught DIG a lesson.

Yes, he goat my ass good (though suspicions were there early but still...). GW taught me or actually reminded me that when you "leave the board" your first step is either directly on a big pile of goat dungdoo or you're headed towards one. He is to be lauded and I did my part. Moreover, I also dedicate/give or whatever the below "DIG-a-ma-bob" or whatever to him. I guess I'm somewhat like "The Collector" maybe except I don't give a fuck nor "collect" anything at all nor look too much like a schmuck withCoke bottle glasses - also GW has a small part being mentioned 2-3 times (btw the movie I steal from here is actually pretty cool and this is only part of it... might be the 'only' part if I get too distracted or busy by this or that).


Evryting Is DIGllumdigoatid

Foreward

So now, I will demonstrate some things and at the same time hopefully provide the "evidence" debunking previous "slanders" against me (as if anyone gives a shit about my BS and dramas). However, this is indeed the "Drama Posts" forum, so even though I have been overbearing lately, you still have no valid gripe here about the inappropriateness of dragging not-having-anything-todo-w/this-fucking-board-business here nor me further cluttering-up the place with silly insane drivel.

Below is this "evidence" that shows that "I ain't no puta of a troll" that hides behind proxies to isolate & mess with someone nor particular boards I detest (but since all this, I have been gratefully cleared regarding this one detested board). Also, I hope to at least provide concrete FACTS that will enable someone so-inclined & friendless to speculate about my sanity, to make an informed decision verses "towing the company line" regarding any baseless, unsubstantiated, and cowardly "slanders" uttered about me outside of the boards I post and participate. So here it is, my "insane" PM-ing for all to see the truth they see even if it ain't THE Truth.

That crap said and even if there ever was a doubt (laughable), I think the volley below will finally concretely demonstrate that since I write and post goofy things on messageboards I MUST be a psychotic, irrational loser. This undeniable fact can easily & doubtlessly be deduced as you will see if you're not already there.



Chapter 1: The DIGvesdigoation

Problems, huh? It seems so but...uh....let's see...uh...oh yeah...yep, it's a Titleist.

Quote:From Poster A:

I'll be honest with you, somebody is masking an Australian IP that is being resolved back to a Comcast IP in PA, not far off of yours. Now, that's some fuckin coincidence or someone much more technologically advanced than us is fucking with you and me and the same time essentially trying to set you up. The posting today is totally mimicking of your style, so again, you can see why I and others all assume it is you given all those things add up.

I have some "friends" working on it and if i find out you are not the man you say you are not, I will put that out there, but then I really want to know who is pulling this over and fuckin expose said douche in the process.

(above was in response to this A to DIG post below)

Quote:Poster A:

stamp collecting is for faggots

Quote:Poster DIG:
Jesus...We're like twins ova here.

Now fess up about the board trolling lies of that turd (and any accomplice...if one), Devito, then we can make-merry discussing & laughing about how, even from "the beyond", my ghost managed to transform the once-mighty Buttmunch from a proud & respectable mod to a lowly & despicable troll.

Quote:Poster DIG #1:

Ok. Please keep me informed. If this is a local who is deliberately trying to F w/ me, let me know as much as you are willing. Then there WILL be "real fun" other than all this other harmless & hilarious kind.

Regards

Poster DIG #2:
PS....I just realized something.....What postings?....Where?....Please send me a link and here is advanced notice if you are referring to "postings" on your board: Here I come....DIRECTLY.

I want to see this clever imposter and if I am not humored/impressed by his "impression" & unconvinced of his good & harmless "natured-ness", I will even logon and tell him what I DO think of him & what he might expect me to DO if he has the balls to unmask (ie. IF he's some shady, harmful, or otherwise "true" lowlife with bad intentions, I mean....this is NOT "another" crazy threat on my end...just wanted that to be clear).

Anyways, This is most fascinating! Also, I assure you it is not me but I understand your suspicions. Let's see how it all shakes out but I am supremely confident that I will be cleared via you making good on your word and making the PUBLIC announcement of my innocence per this matter.

Regards

Quote:Poster A:
Yeah, I'll let you know. I have no problems putting people in their place, my allegiances that you perceive or not as deep as you think.

Quote:Poster DIG:
Please link a thread from FBA for me that this schmuck is running around in (if still there & not deleted or whatever). I want to read his work and see how close this "impression" is of me.

Regards,

Quote:Poster A:
and FYI - I have zero affiliation with .abc other than use to post there.

<*deleted some "private" info per CLASS*>

<Someone> and Goat are the only people I realy trust.

Insight into <Poster A>.

Quote:Poster DIG:
Cool, <Poster A>....Now LINK...Please....Pour favor...Thanks!

Regards

Quote:Poster A #1:

first I would clear your cookies b/c I am sure (it was not me) that you have been tagged with the faggot skin via IP and username which makes reading a bitch. Go in as a guest to read, or I can set you up a fake name and password to allow you access and anonymity to read.

Let me know based on the post if you have a suspicion of who is attempting to "play DIG"

I'm leaning on believing that it is really not you. Goat says you are a good guy so I have to take his word somewhat. I would like to find out who is pulling this shit and make a bang of it between the both of us and said impersonator.

I have an IT consultant that does all my network shit at my company who is looking into the IP shit for fun. I'll let you know.

<link here>

Poster A #2:

<link>
<a different logon w/ password>
clean access

Quote:Poster DIG:

Awesome. Thanks anyway as I told that fucko he'd add me to his list one day! Totally awesome! BUT...I didn't see these cirumstances as being the reason nor like them all that much...for now...

Whatever though, as you are right to lean that way ie It's not me:

"You give me to much credit, kid. I ain't that clever."

If you would, please create a thread here (or use one of mine) to copy/paste one of the dickhead's threads at least (or all posts or even & better/preferred ALL threads - if they aren't 10-30 pages long and it wouldn't be too much of a hassle...even PM it to me if you prefer and I PROMISE not to post any of it until the "investigation" plays out a bit...or if this guy is soo friggin ridiculous & a total harmless clown).

Regards

(above in response to below when I tried to visit)

Quote:Sorry. The administrator has banned your IP address. To contact the administrator click here

Poster DIG #2:
Did you remove IP ban?

Quote:Poster A #1:

simple cut and paste, you can't tell context, but get the point.

<the troll's posts removed but will be posted...eventually>

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Quote: 05-30-2006 #1
Anonymous

Okay, so here's the story...


I'm tryign to make my cum taste good for my girlfriend. She said it tasted kind of salty. Well I just had some speghetti(sp). I think red meat makes it taste gross. Wo I just drank 3 cups of apple juice and a whole apple. I don't know what else to drink or eat. I'm doing this because tomorrow after school she may be comming over(no one will be home). And all Iwant to do is make it taste good for her, so she doesn't have to spit it out if she gives me a blow b.j. So does anyone have any suggestions about any of this?

Quote: 05-30-2006 #2
King Leonidas

Pineapple has always worked for me, or so i've heard. I recommend pineapple

Quote: 05-30-2006 #5
Minty Fresh!

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So really, it is what it is. What you eat wont change it.
What you eat will change it, but don't expect cotton candy to spew from your pisshole. They say pineapple is good because it's full of natural sugars, and sperm needs sugar as fuel - that's what it lives off of as it's swimming around.

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05-31-2006 #9
Charles Bronson

yeah, my friend is a vegetarean and his girlfriend told him his cum tasted like cookie dough.

Quote: 05-31-2006 #10
Anonymous

Okay do you think the things I had will change it any? I just had cereal...does that matter? I don't really feel AS comfertable as I used to when she gave me a blowjob. It's because I know she dosn't like doing it probably. She also said my penis tasted salty...wtf? IS it jut like your skin is salty(the penis I mean)?

Quote: 05-31-2006 #13
ownYOU

What you eat can resemble your flavor from my experience.

I once went on a hotdog diet and ate nothing but hotdogs for about two or three days (not sure why), then I recieved a head job. I blew a nice big load in her mouth and she was like "hmm odd, it kind of tastes like a salty hotdog".

I dunno though, maybe she was talking about those weird mexican hotdogs.

of this here cereal bag here. (I threw away the box)

Did you know that Trix are now just fruit-flavored frosted corn puffs again? They just look like painted Cocoa Puffs. Or Kix. Or Reese's Puffs. The Trix I remember were shaped like the fruit they so artificially represented. That's what made Trix so much fun. It wasn't just boring, albeit colorful, balls of cereal. It was different. They were lively. They had personality. When I looked into a bag of old Trix I saw a cereal that was trying. Now when I look into the bag, all I see is this staring back at me:



Dull, lifeless, emotionless little puffs of corn. They all look exactly the same but for the colors. Nothing exciting about this. The old Trix got you ready and excited for the grueling, disgusting day ahead of you. This new Trix just stares back at you and says, "yeah, so? Eat me. Don't eat me. Fuck if I care. Loser."

Anyway, that picture ought to give you your first hint. The winner will receive the crushed remains of these 5 pieces of Trix wrapped in page 18 of The Value of Helping: The Story of Harriet Tubman, shown here: