SOOOO (<<<j/k as I will make this "lesson/gift/apology" easily understandable)...

Actually, all this crazy awesomeness has got me to thinking about a claim I made at some point (I paraphrase):

"Never in 6-7 years have I physically threatened someone."

This is false. I realize this now (because I remember EVERYTHING) and I feel shame. It started when I did, early in my "career" on messageboards. My first experiences online were not long before I joined OA.com. Before that I (regular & "normal" surfing aside) I went into chatrooms. In chatrooms, 99.999% of the chatters are retarded nitwits.

This is important because when I joined OA.com and proceeded to be a cocksucker, here's this prick that doesn't seem so much a retarded nitwit. He was called OAAWITE and if he wanted...his posts could knock-in teeth. So I get hit once or twice and am (admittedly) stunned and dazed. After, I think I might have said something like the following out of line thing:

"I will punch you"

This is not how a gentleman behaves. This is a physical threat. As I was saying, he's a bright guy or at least, he's not a reatrded nitwit. He perhaps laughed it off, not paying any mind, not noticing (as he notices nothing and no one as he will tell you repeatedly btw), or whatever the case, and just proceeds to keep "swinging" for the mollars or whatevers left.

sink: I want you to pay attention especially to this part. This is how you can in part improve yourself and better "wear" & be better suited to the fantastic lifestyle, career, & other good fortunes you love to boast & brag about:

OAAWITE: Though you were too stupid to recognize and exploit my very wrong and out of line physical threat (or threats...the guy was good I admit and got me a riled once or twice ...even despite his recent mediocrity)....I apologize and assure you it won't happen again - thouygh you hardly even try anymore.

That's it and before you say I am "stalking" someone or "obsessed" (you retard), let me just tell you that yes that's right. I am stalking him and in fact I am in his closet right now sniffing his Armani suits and masterbating. Good call.

Because I destroyed OA.com....MBOP!

Nah actually, that's a private joke between myself as at another place I started a similar thread, but the reverse...if you can follow that. Actually, I didn't reverse it but I did reverse "a hell" scenario to "a heaven" one for one ingrate that probably hates grape soda and knows jack shite about it.

SO after that, ie PER the wtf moment above, and setting SAID & saved future-heaven-resident's irrelevance & buttmunchery aside, does anybody know why my cup of grape soda is like syrup after about 60 seconds after the pour? It's yummy syrup but a curiosity nonetheless and i often think it's not fucking soda at all....

Why is everything that is typically associated with darkies, have some kind of strange and even shady characteristic? Where's the fucking bubbles? Do black people steal them before the 2-liters are placed on the shelves at the supermarket?

They appear as registered users so I imagine they can be treated as such. There are at least three: Google, Yahoo, MSN

So I have some issues at another board which is overseen in part by our host here Mr. Goatweed. He is our benfactor and we love him for that. However, the man may be "The Rock", the foundation on which we are built BUT I submit that his head though firm & typically a reliable & wonderful foundation really needs to be given a look over from time to time.

So you have no clue per the backstory of my issues there and who fucking cares, right? That is not the issue. GW is. So here is a string of PM's I have traded with him here (as I can't get on that other place per a "Miserable User" board hack and an imbeccile who surprisingly can use it...on me...but I digress...)

Here is the volley and note in particular GW's reply to my very crystal clear EXAMPLE. The guy is killing me but I forgive and am still very fond. However, as I said the man needs some supervision from time to time to make sure he's not slipping so far into insanity that he stears THIS board into a fucking iceberg.


Goatweed - Watch him like a fucking hawk

First, my PM with an example that illustrates some of my concerns at the other place. Granted, these concerns (and the whole wonderfully absurd situation in fact...teehee) are unlikely & ridiculous but some of these people I'm battling are really REALLY ridiculously stupid so I don't take chances and consider all possiblities and try to give fair warning (and maybe get some fucking help in getting the horde of idiots off my ass just a bit):

Quote:Per the whole "lawyer/subpeona" issue let me perhaps be even more specific so hopefully you understand my point of view and can communicate it to other board reps.

Example: Some screwball maybe the same one who claims I'm "lurking" from down under via this proxy or that, make yet another allegation that I broke into their Db and altered/deleted/whatever. So this is false and insane claim #2.

And YES maybe it's "pushing it too far" on my end, but you need to understand that I (unlike you) am not friends with these people - I don't know them, don't know what they do, and can only form an opinion by what I see as a poster. Given the history (ie FF, sink, helmet...) & their "shady" behavoir that I perceived, I think maybe these guys are capable of just about any insane thing you can think of.

So insane claim #2 is followed by insane person taking me up on my offer. I say come get some. He does. He'd take it back if he could. So...

I'm in jail as insane person's mom/dad/wife/whatever is a bit upset and wants my balls. So (qand here comes the payoff) I say he Mr. Lawyer look at the board there and see how I have been continually harrassed and ultimately called out.

So I am not implying I will sue you, not at all in the least. What I'm saying and mean (eg by "Exhibit A") is that here are the transcripts of the events leading to the insane person's misfortune, your honor. My clinet Mr. DIG was simply defending himself and here is the evidence. That's what I'm saying. That's what I said and meant and meant to get across.

I hope this puts things into perspective. If this is still not clear and somehow still upseting to you or is still perceived as a "gag" then just forget it I guess and we'll let the cards fall where they may.

Later,
D

Quote:it makes sense, however I don't recall them saying you hacked their DB - using a proxy isnt hacking. Regardless, assuming any or all of them came to visit you (which would never happen but lets leave that as a maybe) and assume there was an altercation - you'd have 0 legs to stand on with regards to using a board as proof of harassment. At most, IP traces could be performed to locate who posted what but since the board(s) are free and require 0 personal information to partake in, anything posted on them with regard to personal matter or not, will be looked upon as nonsense. This is why, when they go after those pedo touchers in chat rooms, they need to do it for great lengths of time & need to actually get personal information as well as the "meet & greet" - the words alone aren't enough to prosecute.

enjoy your sunday!

-G

Quote:GW - You're making me NUTS, dude. IT WAS AN EXAMPLE.....EXAMPLE....the "hacking" thing I mentioned was an EXAMPLE....
Not once did I equate the proxy BS to hacking....IT WAS AN EXAMPLE...Please read it again.

And regarding the whole legal crap: Please just realize (and pass along to JG) I am NOT threatening your board, to sue anyone, etc. I am just saying if some extreme (& albeit very unlikely but not impossible) thing were to happen, your board might have corrolery legal headaches and bullshit to deal with - though nonthreatening bullshit (ever get involved in a trial before as a witness or whatever? - it sux) - and I'm sure you guys have better things to do.

Regards,
D

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Then post the first word that pops into your head, the color of your underwear today, the last site you were on, and the last purchase you made. Of course, repeat information need not be logged as once a day or whatever your visitng frequency is sufficient per posting here. And if you don't do this & the 4 other posters here, you will be a continual bore forever and the fate of your luck & fav person will be subject to God's wrath, cruelty & malice.

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