Good Answer

Happy Birthday!

So is your ego & desperate need for attention sufficently assuaged now or should I compose a poem as well?

<3

This two-topic thread will save you a click or two and also save you "dual-dullery" in reaching the state of apathy and/or boredom. Thjis way you can breeze through both topics and summarily dismiss and henceforth ignore, all in one shot. It;s the holidays and I wanted to do at least one good deed.

1) Cops (Traffic cruisng cops) OBVIOUSLY have numbers to meet before the end of the year. So it;s early Sunday afternoon, not a fucking soul on the roads (relatively), I cruise down a side street that couldn't be more out of the way of the regular traffic flow. I trun down this barren residential strret, look up half-attentively, see the Stop sign. make a half-hearted "stop" (ie slow down tenough to make the car jerk just slightly to attempt to give the illusion of stopping), and keep moving not thinking twice about it.

Being the blind, dizzy fuck that I am, there sits unbeknownst to me a fat little grey-haired asswipe cop sitting in his cruiser RIGHT THERE parked on the fucking cross-street. Sirens blare, I pull right over. I stash my dope in crumpled up taco wrapper just incase those dozen or so jury duty summons that I've tossed have finally caught up with me when he runs my name in his little system thingie (no warrants yet...thank god), and I sit & wait for the typical & usual 20 fucking minutes for my grand prize: the $117 ticket for "running" a stop sign on what might have been the most desolate road in America at that particular time. MOTH-ER-FUC-KER. So there is one piece of shit cop that's another step closer to meeting his year-end quota, so he'll be free to fuck off for the the first 10-11 months of 2008 and then again set his little traps next year. That CUNT.


2) Commedore 64 - Coolest thing I ever owned when a kid. The article I linked brought on the nostalgia (I didn't read a fucking word...only care about ME and couldn't give a fuck about their bullshit...somebody might though). One game I loved was called Karataka (sp?). It was a kung fu game (durr) where your karate man basically walk to the right, bad guys come, you kick ass as need be, they get tougher as things go along until finally THE bad guy. Then you go get the princess and you win. This last issue was the issue that had me FUMING as I had beat the game at least 4-5 times after playing over and over and over...But I would "approach" the Princess and BOOM...Kicks me in the teeth and dead inbstantly, game over. MOTH-ER-FUC-KER.

The key was the following. There were two modes of "approaching" or moving in general: 1) The side-ways, side-step "kung fu creep-up on a muthafucka real slow" move. 2) The "do a goofy joystick twist and turn manuver to straighten karate man up and then make him run" move. You creep on the Princesss... she whoops your ass-cess. You need to run at the cunt and THEN you fall imnto her waiting arms and THEN the day is saved. Great game even though it made me crazy for a bit there.

I am losing my job.

My company didn't even have the balls to tell us directly. I found out from articles online.

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Then... if you are the first to guess, find, and state it here, I will praise you. Once I do say "go" I will also give a hint that will not make this contest seem completely impossible, insane, and absurd any longer....ie as it sounds right now with all these vagueries being tossed around (as I am known to do...from time to time...with much relish...I might add....but I digress...)

If I fail in implementing this delicious idea, I will own-up and tell you what I had in mind as there is no shame ever whenever I am concerned, whereever I am concerned, & as far as I am concerned.

Stay tuned and btw even the lurkers or "guests" can play along if not post it here and show themselves instead of being pussies.

Later

Because I can't stalk them as easily.

Here's the working list.

15. blood
14. cough
13. spit
12. vomit
11. hiccup
10. earwax
9. snot (picked)
8. burp
7. pimple puss
6. sneeze
5. snot (blown)
4. fart
3. piss
2. shit
1. cum

That I hear a fair amount that I honestly don't know what they mean.

Hegemony - I think it's got something to do with strategy/plan, but like a really important or fancy one. It seems like a really stupid word.

Nonplussed - which I think means either surprised or not suprised or maybe impressed or not impressed. It could be either. I've never heard the root word "plussed" in my life so I'm thoroughly confused as to what being "not plussed" would convey.

penultimate - I think it means final or best, but not quite either. Also seems like a pointless word, and while I understand the root word, I have no idea what the modifyer means.

So the scene is: Two spics pointing guns at each other and the tension is building. Enter Walker, Texas Ranger and he states to one of the spicos (the most troubloesome I guess):

"Didn't Jesus say in Luke 31 to judge not and you will not be judged?"

I can't remember the all of it but it went on and on and finally the kid breaks down crying and the day is saved

(If not the world because there go two savages that weren't given the chance & the common courtesy of fulfilling their entertainment potential & snuffing themselves out of our misery).

"But ignorance, stupidy, & jealousy can't hold back greatness & those that dare." - DIG (btw this is the last "3rd person view" in this post)

Messageboard cocksuckery ain't the only thing on the resume/hobby list. I fuck people - not like in the case of the following (as you will see & I wish...bigtime) - and it's a damn sight more interesting than other, more common, upside-down-airplane-Brewsters-Millions, mind-numbing time killers.

Further, I do this because I am insane, a loser and not as good as most people (and barely above a Mexican). But I will "bare my ass" here and "catalog" conquests, failures, flops, & the misc.

Lastly, if "don't understand" is a common outcome of reading one of my posts, maybe just save it and yourself some time. I'll tell you right now this first one is so densely written and replete with "self-contained" references/call-backs , movie refs, etc (ie things & tools that really good writers use) so prepare to think a bit maybe or FUCKK OFF COCKSUCKER!

(Ps. The second email has some major spelling/grammar f-ups but it don't take much effort to resolve what it all means - as the webmaster, who you will learn about, didn't have any trouble nor should you if you have a brain that's worth a dumpling.)







If this link works at some point...FUCK...but oh well.