There's probably a thread on this already if not there should be, and either way I can't use that search thing to save my life. Anyway, this is far from a muppet newsflash for most I bet but I, having just recently had the chance to watch it (and have been watching it over and over ever since), think it's just fucking unreal and brilliant. Again no surprises, nothing too supernatural going on (<<<I stole that line from there!)

What I would like to express concerning this great great movie is the new found respect I have for two people who I first considered hard cock sucking faggots: Leonardo and Marky Mark. Leo's preformance speaks for itself. However the bigger surprise has got to be Wahlburg - the previous sentence marks the last time I try to dog him by refering him with the cheesy MM moniker. His character and performace was mind-blowing and smacked of Nick Nolte in 48hrs - which had some of the most VICIOUS tongue lashings in any movie ever. Other then these two FINE ACTORS, there are so many intangibles, to rattle off a few: French (badass), the whole throw Martin-Sheen-off-the-roof scene (WHERE'S YOUR FOOKIN BOY!?!), not to mention that guy what's his name, oh yeah, JACK NICOHLSON (Get in the Cahh!) and so on.

Join Mr. Skins. Well worth it. In one particular movie review/summary (Eating Rauol) they call some chick's small tits "sweater midgets". I'm still giggling like a simpleton over that one.

I watch this movie and I can't helped but be sickened by this procrastinating Percerval faggot. He's asked to find the Grail, it takes him TWO tries to get it. He's asked to throw the sword into a pool, it takes him TWO tries to do what the fuck he's commanded. And at the end, he's the only one that's left alive - in short, a snivelling cunt reaps the benefits of all that trouble they went through. He gets to live and frolick through the fucking tulips. That's total crap but at least now I know where the saying "Make a Number 2" originated.

But no big deal though, don't worry. Her pussy's ok.

Quote:'Family Ties' star gets probation
by MT Bureau - September 1, 2007 - 1 comments
'Family Ties' star gets probation

BOULDER, Colo. -- Brian Bonsall, a one-time "Family Ties" star, was sentenced to probation in a Colorado Court after pleading guilty to assaulting his girlfriend while drunk.

Before being sentenced, Bonsall told Boulder County District Judge Lael Montgomery he has gone to rehab, is sober and "happy as ever," The Boulder Daily Camera reported Friday.

Bonsall, 25, played the younger son, Andy Keaton, on the series from 1986-89.

He pleaded guilty to third-degree assault, a misdemeanor. He was sentenced to 24 months of probation with the conditions that he remain sober and attend domestic violence classes.

The child star was arrested March 28 after police said he poured an alcoholic drink on girlfriend Lindsey Dunavan's face while she slept, put his arm around her neck and threw her into a bed when she tried to leave their apartment.

During the hearing, Bonsall's attorney, Paul McCormick, told the court Bonsall wasn't trying to hurt his longtime girlfriend. The couple checked into rehab and have been clean for five months, McCormick said.

"When sober, they got along fine, but when loaded ... both participated in a violent relationship," he said.

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Copyright 2007 by United Press International.

Every Saturday my computer falls back an hour, the current time accord. to this is 10:48AM Easterm. I know there was some kind of issue with Windows regarding this and I update regulary and even sought out some aledged Daylights Savings Time fix and installed. But still, it does this. Anyone know how I can fix other then cleaning scuzzies and my Internets?

I'm just really in a rage at this time and at quite a loss right now in dealing with this website here I tried to join called excaliburfilm.com, a smut site with VOD - and other things that I have no nterest. I'm just gonna flow, and as things go, I might blow, then connect the dots and go, OHH!

So I'm trying to watch certains movies of the rare & hard to find persuasion that have this one chick in particular I've search the entire landschaftgemacht over the course of many past moon cycles. So I see this site has some of them available as for rental/download. THE chick is close. Me wants. I'll fucking pay, I'll fucking over pay, whatever, to get what I want because money don't mean shit when I want to see her fucking FLESH. So I go through the process of registering to this supposedly wonderful online rental site which was ranked number 1 on the particular site I was on at the time (and will be dealt with similarly once I get done with this bunch of friggin bolivians bastids).

Anyway before making commit, I found that this site thing did indeed look wonderful. I could surf around & find some of the particular content of interest, and I 'm then thinking this is just pure friggin gold, lots of the obscure, articles/info I couldn't find anywhere else. However...............However, go ahead on there now and join now.Go on, I'll wait



Welcome back. BTW if you did that thing up there...you're fucked. The best you have to look forward to is to getting a cookie cutter email with a the "Temporary" customer number. You think you're on the move now?....nah....you're fucked. So I try to access the site with this shitty temp thing and then it all spirals right to hell & down. I can log in and view trailers & shit sure, great....BUT....I....can't....get...to.... what..... I.... want....fuck

And all the while as the anticipation builds, I'm squirmen & fidgeting around, I hear my ball perculating, just of out of my mind with thoughts of mounting lust and fucking and expecting to finally see FLESH, penetration....I'm a-bout to see her fuc-king.....PUSSY....So I'm learning very quickly that this prick site is not gonna let me do dis.
OK no problem then, I assume some domincan over there will expedite the process, produss and give me my fuc-king Num-ber and let me spend my money with them. But nah, not happenin'. A ridculous amount of time passes, 3-4 hours, in between the emails I'm friggin sending them requesting some fucking ASSITSTANCE. Well, these are answereed but only automatically, some template with zero useful information other than to say, "Hey, I got that". .... Not a thing, no response, no support.

I have the emails that I slammed through their "Customer Service" section of the site. I know what Customer Service is to them and it's not what you think. They don't assist you....I think they really expect that you're gonnafucking suck'em off.....Customer....Service....get it? Well, I need to stop and if you ever choose to subsribe to one of these things, stear clear of these fucks. If you decide to deal with these fuckos, then God bless ya and good luck. Below are my emails which have thus far gone unreplied to other by all except their equivalent of the Jetson's space maid


Four hours after registration (my dick should be scabbing by this point, but alas let try to be nice here): Email 1

I didn't save this one as its tame. I informed them, that four hours after I registered I can't access all that I wish to. A friendly reminder asking that I get what I need to enter. That's all

Four hours after that: Email 2:

Quote:
Don't mean to wake you up, but I just wanted to send a quick update. It's now about 8 hours later and still....NO friggin member number. NO ability for me to perform the most fundamental and critical business transactions of your little site here, that is, the transactions that this entire website and socalled "business" you got going were built around.

Tell me, is this a serious business or what? I want to RENT MOVIES. Hell, I'll even pay you! Having joined here, an online video rental site, I was hoping that I might have the ability to do that, that is RENT MOVIES. But alas, it's 8 hours later and I'm doing this crap instead. Is this a real company? Is this businesss taken seriously by you folks or are you just a front to funnel and filter South American drug money? Please guys, I find it hard to believe that the process of facilitating new customers' access takes 8 minutes, forget about 8 friggin hours. Please just tell me you don't care and don't want my business and stop jerking me around if that's what it is. I would have canceled this travesty of a trial already if there weren't several selections that I see you have that I can't find elsewhere (at least your website CLAIMS to have them, but indeed it CLAIMS quite a lot of things, like that I can RENT MOVIES).

I will give you benefit of the doubt and let you try to turn this around. Please attend to this matter with more than an automatically generated email message. Here's the scoop: Want....Need...Access.
(I will even pay you cash money too - I'm real good like that)

If you can't make this happen, I'm afraid this just won't work out, though I'll miss these little moments we share in these correspondences even though it seems there's just me talking to you email server...but, hey, at least that responds in timely fashion.

Disgruntingly,



Four hours later: Email 3:


Quote:
Hi again,

I sure hope you are enjoying yourself and, in general, I hope that a fantastic day is the only kind of day you have or ever will know.

Just wanted to let you know that I am making a change to my credit card info. Whereas this site was once set to receive regular monies payments of cash money from me as facilitated via my credit card's special magical properties, well I have recently used my magical wand such that the card has now been transfigurized. More precisely, I have casted a counter charm upon the card and now what i just said up there regarding your periodic receipt of new money cash monies, well it doesn't apply anymore. That is, the possiblity of that money flow from me to you...poof!...into thin air.

I found another site, that you probably know (or maybe it's the same owners as this site, hence the piss poor service & apathy). Either way, I say so long and I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavors. Perhaps you can use this site's webspace and bandwidth and turn it into a photo journal so that we can see the fun you're having while your out and about and this business is about to be out (whoa, I even impressed myself with that line - you like how I flipped that around like that?)

Moving on, if you folks are serious about this site beyond letting Keyser Soze use it as part if his cartel's book cooking buffet, I recommend you go see pornpayperminute.com. There you may be interested to observe how it should be done, how a "professional" organization get things done. I just registered there in fact not to long ago, then went to take a piss, and within about 15 seconds after I came back to the computer and sat down, I logged on the site and got right into the friggin gravy, right into the goods, AND NO FREAKIN CUSTomER NUMBER/PERMENANT NUMBER CRRRRRAAAAPPPPP. I was amazed at the efficiency of the operation, and all the while BIG TITS were bobblin all over my monitor - they were flying around about as fast as the approach of this site's mass exodus of it's entire customer base. Thanks for wasting my time, you Haitian-spamming, viagra-shilling bastards. Every porn community portal I visit, and its many, I will be glowing as I retell this amazing experience I have had with your friggin email server. I'm actually gonna miss that damn thing, you and your people, your team of incompetents, not so much


A couple minutes later, now I can't fcuking cancel it: Email 4

Quote:
Well it seems you people just can't get enough of me. It seems that I need the ever illusive and fancy smancy "Permanent" Customer Number in order to process my cancelation. Ya see, this here "Temperary" Customer Number one, yeah it's about as useful as tits on a bull and I hope your system's designer is working at McDonald's right now and burning his fingers in the fryolator.

Pro favore.....when ciesta finally ends in 2-3 days, or whatever, kindly wipe my info from you database. Don't charge me a dime on that credit card and send me confirmation of completion OR at least aknowledge receipt of my messages...... ***EMAIL ME**** and turn off that damn automatic email server.

Bye

"Set It Off" by Organized Noise...

Do we look
Where is love
Has it gone
Do we search or move on
Feel the wind, as it blows
And my heart
Says the next time I'll know

Chorus:
Set it off, I suggest y'all
Set it off, I suggest y'all
Set it off
C'mon now, set it off
Set it off on the left y'all
Set it off on the right y'all
Set it off
C'mon now, set it off

Holdin' on
Friends around
All together
Searchin' for a way out
When it's time, will we know?
Or will life, grant us no second tries

Chorus

(Now it's too late to work it out)
Now it's too late to work it out
I'm in too deep to just pull out
(There ain't no way I'll walk away)
There ain't no way I'll turn away
Nothin to do but set it off

Chorus

Me hear police, them a chat about me just one time
Me live the life, love money - that's 2 crimes
What will be my destiny, ay ay?
Me say silly of me to think that I could ever get away with crime
What will I do?

[Latifah:]
Hey, when they come for you
Check it
I ain't got nowhere to go, nothing to lose - I'm lost
Who rotten but Cleo?
Hot like ultra reels
Wit my back to the wall, I put my gat on not dog
Replace your playa's ball wit the 911 call
Situations I've been in got me capable of sinnin'
You grinnin'?
Watch me speed-stick yo' *** like Mennon
Lettin' it off, settin' it off and beginnin'
Pinnin' these ill rhymes, representin' ill women
Set it

Colorado -3 vs Colorado St. (when in doubt, take the better conference)
UConn -4.5 vs Duke (duke is always terrible and the line is pretty small against a middle of the road big east team)

I am reborn. A new fire, a new rage, a new pointless determination to be a fucking internet-trolling cocksucker that kicks the shit right up & in a fuckin stroller. Why? Because, that's why, mook. Because I fuck them all, because I can and it gives me pleasure. I am back on the rise as the most annoying, despicable, ratfuck scumbag to grace a messageboard. My fingers split atoms when they hits these friggin keys. I can type you up a mushroom cloud that WILL take root in a schvinter. These words will momentarily warp reality if only for an instant, more than enough time to fuck their shit up. When the light of this text leaves the monitor, enters the ears, and is thusly transformed to comprehension by the little wizards that live in our fucking cognitive wheelhouse, it's at that brief moment when meaning & understanding registers and hits you that you'll swear under oath and fear of backseat taxicab castration that what you just read confirms that a warhead was just suddenly lodged up your ass and about to explode. But by the time you reeeeeeeeeeeeeeech THIS word you realize, there ain't a fuckin missle up your ass. What the fuck were you thinking, freak? You a fuckin nutcase or something? I outta here.