Bought me a fretless 4 string bass. It's used and cheap but it's real sweet. I can't find a picture of it so if you cared you might see it. I was so tempted to get the used violin bass they had there so I could rock out like Paul McCartney but I always wanted a fretless.

So for my computer interaction class, we are doing a project with tablet PCs and So we got to borrow one from the professor A am posting this by writing in a window that translates my handwriting into that and puts it in the post box. These things are only like $100 more than a regular laptop. So I think wherever it is I get a new laptop I'll get ore of these.

Anyone ever use/own one?

with a house ball.

I probably won't remember it in the morning, so I'm documenting it here...my previous best was 222.

Wait, I'm talking about bowling. OK, so you say vertical not horizonatl..

What in the fuck is with this? Who sticks their tongue against their cheek when they're being sarcastic? Why would anybody do this? Who the hell tells a joke or makes a comment, then quickly sticks their tongue against their cheek to make sure the other person understands they're not being serious? If anybody did this, I would give a polite chuckle at their attempt at humor, then wonder aloud why they're making the "I'm sucking a cock" gesture. Then I'd ask why they'd make the cocksucking gesture but not include the hand movement that generally accompanies it.



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1. Not only is it weird that someone had sex with a horse, but that the entire reason the farm to allow for beastiality.
2. There are internet chatroom about beastiality?
3. Not only is it nasty that someone died while having sex with a horse, but that they died not while GIVING sex TO a horse, but while RECEIVING sex FROM a horse
4. There is a video of this guy getting fucked to death by a horse. That rules.
5. That nobody could be charged with animal cruelty because there was no physical evidence that the animal was mistreated; so the worst thing that happens is trespassing.
6. Beastiality isn't illegal in every state?

The beluga whale

I been hearing more and more about this in the chat and it seemse everyone but me has a myspace page. who here has one, I may have to conform and get one and then make the important decision of who will be my frist e-space e-friend.

also why do you have one, cause I can't figure out the point of it besides trying to get laid.

I really dislike complete fuckin asshole strangers who feel the need to strike up conversation with you because you have something in common. Like today I was in the supermarket and this fucko on line wants to be all chummy cause we both are buying the same exact catfood. I'm fuckin reading a magazine here, why are you fuckin bothering me asshole! I nod politely and go back to my gossip mag, then fuckface has to tell me about his cat and I am not paying attention or nothin but he's still talking. Then he says "we cat people" for the 10th time and I stop him and say "look buddy, I don't like the cat and if it was up to me i'd toss the fucker out in the street, I hate pets and the only purpose they serve is to entertain me or for me to take my frustrations out on them, it's easier than a wife cause pets can't call the cops, plus I don't smell like cat piss, so I can't be a cat person. I'm trying to read a magazine, thank you!!!".

We both thankfully knew that I could beat his ass, otherwise I would have continued nodding politely and he woulda done more than huff at my reply.

But these assholes are everywhere, you're at the bar tryin to watch a game or talk to someone and fuckface comes up.. "oh man I got the same watch!!!" and then it's like you're a part of some society that has to talk about movado watches.

The worst are the dumb fucks who honk at you or wave or pull up next to you and point out you have the same car, well fuckin woopee they made more than one of the same model!!! God forbid you run into one of these walking derelicts and they start in on gas mileage and some little malfunction in the car.

People own similar things, that doesn't mean you need to strike up conversation on the fact you got the same sneakers at home. I don't fuckin care!