a mans man, happy birthday buddy!

What are you planning on killing yourself with Tuesday night?

I'm going with Jim Beam Black...

Let me preface this by saying I have no clue if this was already discussed elsewhere but it involves an old member who some of us may know or have known. what happened to him is not funny but more like sad, but he brought it on himself when he went on live radio and TV and submitted himself for ridicule.

I dunno if anyone listens to Howard anymore but he's recently begun posting uncensored versions of the E-Show on his site. The shitty part is that he's charging like 5 bucks to watch each episode.

Anyway my friend said some of them were on loki torrent and so I went and downloaded some.

I skipped over the worst hemmroid contest and downloaded anal ring toss and one that was labeled "howard uncensored show #2"

So I watched ring toss and ehh it was ok, nothin special.

Then I turn on the second one and its Howard doing a contest, its the smallest penis contest. I always thought that I had seen it all but these guys just really had nothing there.

I just forward through it real quick and theres like 5 guys and they get to the last guy and I pause for a second... no way... yeah I'm 99% sure its him.

Now I know why he was an extra in a porno.

OA.coms own Hospitaliano was a finalist in the smallest penis contest, not only did he sell out on O&A by goin on howard, he.. well he has a vagina.

I wanna take a screen cap so I can get some verification, like I said my monitor is shitty and everythings dark so I honestly couldnt see much, I only say pubes for all the guys. But I dont think it should have any bearance on a screen cap.

so how do I screen cap?

My super just showed up and installed a smoke detector.

Now we been in this building goin on 20 years now and we never once had a smoke detector until now.

The super installs it and then tells me I gotta sign a paper stating I had one installed and then informs me I gotta send the landlord a check for 20 bucks for the detector... whoa whoa whoa, what kinda shit is that? First off the moment you leave i'm takin the fuckin battery out, second I didnt ask for it and third you were required by law to install one.

Ofcourse my landlords a hassid, fuckin jew motherfucker.

fuckin smoke and carbon monoxide alarm, I coulda gotten on myself for 5 bucks.

I just saw a pretty harsh ad against Bush on CNN. It's sponsered by this website, it's not sponsered by the DNC or Kerry, it's basically in the tradition of moveon.org.

The ad I saw was "a mothers tears"

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i will miss you after tomorrow. i thought you were the best poster here in the early days. unfortunately, you started to slip and now your depression and self pity has caused you to become sullen.
i will still miss you though, cause you still manage to slip in a good one every once in a while.

heres to sleeper! may you fare well in the future!

...after 7 years of using a plastic wallet with a Sailor Moon montage on it, i finally got fed up & went out to buy a new wallet. I found a black leather one with white stitching and a beltbuckle like snapclosing. Now that i look at it im thinking maybe i should've just bought clutch instead.


That's it.

I was always into the asian horror flicks and now with the ring being a hit I guess its the new "it" thing to remake asian horror films.

The Ring was OK but didn't compare to the original version Ringu.

The Grudge I must admit wasn't too bad either and I actually enjoyed it much more than I thought I would. Maybe due to the fact I expected so much from The Ring and now I am not so high on expectations but nonetheless it was pretty good.

I loved it all the way up until the end when it just confused the fuck outta me, I can understand most of it but it just doesn't make sense. I won't spoil it for anyone who hasn't seen it but if someone else did watch it, am I alone here?

My biggest complaint though is the fragmented time structure, it's not a groundbreaking style anymore.

Undoubtably this election has basically been as dead even as any except maybe the last election dubya was in, atleast it looks like it is. The youth have been pushed harder than ever to register and to vote, all these programs and rallies by everyone from puffy to michael moore to MTV, etc has signed up millions of youth to register.

The main question ofcourse is, well should people especially uninformed youth which I would not be too far off to accuse the MTV crowds of being... well should they even be forced to vote?

The next question is that people are expecting a record turn out at the polls, basically the youth vote is mainly a battle cry to vote for anyone but bush, most of these kids are gonna vote cause puffy told them or beyonce or tony hawk or eminem. They aren't voting for kerry they are voting for the guy who isn't Bush cause they've been told Bush is awful, which I am not arguing wether he is or isn't.

But every award show, every special on VH1 and MTV has basically had artists and entertainers break "character" to all of a sudden tell people how important it is to vote. I knew something was up when Lil' John put down his pimp cup and got all serious on the camera during a red carpet thing for some MTV show. This from the skeet, skeet, skeet guy. Some of the tactics have been pretty tacky, namely the most well known one of "Vote or die" by Puffy, which is a tad extreme.

The other thought is that half if not probably more of these kids will not even show up, registration doesn't count unless you show up at the booth on tuesday. Most kids will vote with whatever entertainer they love says, many will vote cause they actually are informed or atleast we hope so. But many will just not show up cause they were either forced or pressured into signing up at some MTV rally when they were just there to pick up chicks, meet carson daily, or get a sign on TV asking jessica simpson to marry them.

Just some random thoughts, maybe i'm wrong.

was a good show, I watched a block of re-runs of it comedy central last night and I never really got to see it when it was on.

But I gotta admit it was a really funny show, especially the one where all his frat buddies decide to stay at the whitehouse. Then to get rid of them he takes them to a "fake" excecution which turned out to be real.

Bush: You ready for the injection!!!

Prisoner: No, sir!!

Bush: Well maybe you'd like the gas chamber...:fart:


...maybe I am easily amused.