The masculine and straight version of michael jackson is doing a tour with Jay-Z and they were doing a show at MSG the other day. Apparently R. Kelly thought he saw 2 guys with guns in the audience and stopped the show. Security then performed a search and found nothing and then kelly agreed to continue with the show.

On the way to the stage he gets stopped by one of jay-z's entourage and he was allegedly upset that r, kelly had stopped the show and figured he'd just let loose a can of pepper spray right into his pederast face.

Ofcourse Jay-Z said he had no knowlege of the incident before hand but you just gotta know that R. Kelly just feels basically untouchable and is really uppity and just causes problems all the time and this was the straw that broke the negro's back.

Ofcourse you'd figure he'd get shot, so I think its proof that raps gone too soft. It's a shame it took this long, it woulda been cool if biggie and pac just ran around shooting eachother with supersoakers and pepper spray, maybe get saucy and throw in some water baloons.

From such promise in Amadeus to howard the duck to how high and now the final pit in the downfall of a once great actor.

Jeffery Jones The Deviant

The best is the mugshot.

Quote:
By Tom Farrey
ESPN.com

BALCO founder Victor Conte told federal investigators on the day his lab was raided in September 2003 that Barry Bonds was a regular visitor and that he gave the Giants slugger steroids, according to a memorandum summarizing the interview conducted by the Internal Revenue Service agent who headed the investigation.



The memo was submitted by the U.S. Attorney's office in San Francisco late Friday along with other documents. The government was attempting to defend charges by attorneys for four defendants charged in the case alleging that their clients were subjected to illegal searches and coerced by federal investigators.



Special agent Jeff Novitzky's memo states that Conte told him Bonds was one of the players trainer Greg Anderson brought to Conte to obtain two forms of steroids -- the previously undetectable THG and a testosterone-based ointment.


“ I have never given Barry Bonds anabolic steroids ... Anyone who says anything different is not telling the truth. ”
— Victor Conte told ESPN.com



However, in a statement to ESPN.com late Friday, Conte denied telling investigators that he gave Bonds steroids.



"I have never given Barry Bonds anabolic steroids at any time. I have never even had a discussion with Bonds about anabolic steroids. Anyone who says anything different is not telling the truth. The memorandum of interview that was released to the media today is filled with information that was completely fabricated by law enforcement officers," Conte told ESPN.com.



In a separate interview, BALCO vice president James Valente also told investigators that Bonds used the two substances, but that Bonds did not like how the THG made him feel.



Bonds, who has not been indicted, has said through his attorney that he has not used steroids.



The typewritten memos summarizing the interviews cited other athletes who received steroids, including many already mentioned, such as baseball's Gary Sheffield, Benito Santiago and Jason Giambi, NFL players Bill Romanowski, Dana Stubblefield, Barrett Robbins and Johnnie Morton, and track stars Marion Jones and Tim Montgomery.



Conte, Anderson, Valente and track coach Remi Korchemny, are charged with distributing steroids, including the previously undetectable THG, to top athletes. Charges also include possession of human growth hormone, misbranding drugs with intent to defraud and money laundering. They have plead not guilty, and all four were unavailable for comment Friday night.


Anderson's attorney, Anna Ling, is seeking to suppress evidence and statements investigators said her client made. Ling cited alleged misconduct by Novitzky in filing search warrant affidavits, questioning of defendants and other matters related to the case.


Federal prosecutors countered Friday with their response, calling the arguments "meritless," adding "Anderson's statements are outright falsehoods."

if you have the HDD for the PS2 and you play socom 2.....do yourself a favor and get the latest OPM. it's worth the 8.99 price tag just for the map called after hours.

It further proves that men are better than women because women are vindictful drama queens. They are too busy hating other women for the most miniscule non issues, to gather together for 5 minutes to complete a single task.

There are like 8 different wireless networks available from my house, but I want to lock into my own.

Is there a way to lock into just my network? The machine is running Windows XP SP2.

Quote:DUBAI (Reuters) - Osama bin Laden burst into the U.S. election campaign on Saturday, releasing his first video tape in more than a year to deride President Bush and warn of possible new Sept. 11-style attacks.

Bush had failed Americans with his Middle East policies, deceiving the nation and putting it at risk from further al Qaeda strikes, bin Laden said. The speech was his clearest claim yet of responsibility for the Sept. 11 strikes of 2001.

Appearing in a video released from hiding to Al Jazeera television four days before the U.S. presidential poll and gesturing with a finger to stress points, he said the Sept. 11 attacks would not have been so severe if Bush had been alert.

"Despite entering the fourth year after Sept. 11, Bush is still deceiving you and hiding the truth from you and therefore the reasons are still there to repeat what happened," he said.

It looked like a deliberate attempt to influence the U.S. election on Tuesday.

But he made little mention of Bush's Democratic challenger John Kerry, saying only: "Your security is not in the hands of Kerry or Bush or al Qaeda. Your security is in your own hands and each state which does not harm our security will remain safe."

Al Qaeda sympathizers attacked trains in Madrid in March just before a Spanish general election, an act that some analysts said contributed to the defeat of the government, which had allied itself with Bush by sending troops to Iraq.

He said he thought of the idea of attacking the U.S. skyscrapers when he saw Israeli aircraft bombing tower blocks in Lebanon in 1982.

The Bush administration resembled "corrupt" Arab governments, he said, reading from a sheet of paper.

HASH(0x330c4)

BIN LADEN'S VOICE STRONG

His voice was strong and he appeared in fair health, his full beard a mixture of white and dark gray.

Bin Laden, apparently sitting or standing at a table against a neutral brown background, wore a white head covering and white tunic under a light brown cloak.

A U.S. official said U.S. intelligence agencies believed that it appeared to be bin Laden on the tape.

Bush has ordered U.S. forces to get bin Laden dead or alive and American officials have said they suspect he is hiding in the border area between Afghanistan and Pakistan.

An editor at Al Jazeera said the Qatar-based channel had received the video tape on Friday but did not say how. He said the tape was new but did not give any details.

Saudi-born bin Laden last appeared in a video tape broadcast by Al Jazeera in September 2003, showing him and his deputy Ayman al-Zawahri descending a mountainside calling for jihad and praising the Sept. 11 hijackers.

In April, Arab television stations broadcast an audio tape purportedly from bin Laden offering a three-month truce to Europeans if they withdrew troops from Muslim nations. The deadline expired with no word from bin Laden.

Quote:"Despite entering the fourth year after Sept. 11, Bush is still deceiving you and hiding the truth from you and therefore the reasons are still there to repeat what happened," he said.

they have a great deal on video games going on right now. It's buy two get one free on all video games (all three have to be for same system)

i got Star Wars KOTR, Guilty Gear X2 #Reload, and NFL 2K5 for $40.

So, I took a shower and everything today. I haven't taken a dump all day. I haven't been farting today. I haven't eating mexican food or anything. I'm not hot and sweaty. I'm not angry. I'm not nervous.

For some reason I just got a whiff of my own ass, and it smelled like I shit myself. I was in the middle of phone call and I shifted my seat and the sewage smell hit me. The smell was the same as if you walk into a bathroom that has a shit sitting in the toilet. and then proceed to stick your face inside the bowl.

But I had to finish up my call (great trading call by the way. I'm brilliant) and had to wait about 5 or 10 minutes. I couldn't imagine how bad the smell was. I was shocked that I wasn't getting looks from other people I work with -- that's how bad it was.

I finally walked into the bathroom and whiped my ass (I ddin't take a shit, I just whiped my ass.)

THREE WIPES. THREE. It took three wipes to clean all the ffeces off my ass. That's how much it takes to clean off a marginally sloppy shit right afterwards. I'm about to vomit at the fact that I had that much festering in my pants all day.

I want to burn my underpants.