Masturbate for Peace!

"When I reach orgasm, I feel that my mind is expanded for a moment, as if I was on a psychedelic drug for a moment. I feel that I am tapping into my unconscious mind. I will think about world peace at the moment of climax."

i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me. lately i have been doing very stupid things.

on monday i went back up to school to buy my books, when i realized i really had to tinkle. so as i ran around the corner to the bathroom, i just pused the door open and ran in. i though it my self...HMMMMMM this bathroom looks diffrent then i remebered, why are there only two stalls? then i look to my left....and what do i see? URINALS! AHHHHHHH. i screamed like a little bitch and ran out.

THEN today, i went to return a cd i had just bought because it had a skip in it. i get back to my car, and what do i see sitting on my car seat? my fucking keys! i had to sit there for an hour till my sister got there with the spare keys.

so i dont know what is wrong with me as of lately, i hope this goes away.
anybody else been doing stupid things?

I was thinking that in my entire voting lifetime,
I have been pretty much pulling the lever for the lesser of two evils,
OR just voting along party line....

and it makes me feel cheated.

The only time I came close to voting for someone I felt GOOD about was Gary Hart, before the Monkey Business, or McCain.
I think I would have been pleased to be able to vote for them. They are also two people I think I would have done volunteer work for.

But overall I feel real cheated when I look back at Kennedy, FDR or other greats in the modern era.... when my choices have flat out sucked.

boo ya

take your pick :thumbs-up:

Jack I want my votes returned now, Bitch.

I will not be Arpi to your Maynard.

Jack I want my votes returned now, Bitch.

I will not be Arpi to your Maynard.

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Tonights winning pick 3 numbers for the evening NY lotto.

9 1 1

... how fuckin freaky is that?

Here's a big surprise for ya.

Hmm, if I had to pick the most disgusting, awful, worthless, scumbag, waste of pixels on a screen and bytes on a server I've ever seen, it would have to be one of the fan favorites to win the title, Ken'sPen.

Sure, I have a biased opinion because he attacked me recently. But that doesn't make him anything different from what he is.... just a pathetic fucking loser.

Or maybe he's just still pissed that I hijacked that awful thread and he was helpless to do a thing about it. :-D

So yeah, either way, Ken is a fucking cocksmoker.

Arpi was a close second for worthless poster, but he's actually a pretty cool guy, so Ken wins. Or loses.

Chat away!

Here's a big surprise for ya.

Hmm, if I had to pick the most disgusting, awful, worthless, scumbag, waste of pixels on a screen and bytes on a server I've ever seen, it would have to be one of the fan favorites to win the title, Ken'sPen.

Sure, I have a biased opinion because he attacked me recently. But that doesn't make him anything different from what he is.... just a pathetic fucking loser.

Or maybe he's just still pissed that I hijacked that awful thread and he was helpless to do a thing about it. :-D

So yeah, either way, Ken is a fucking cocksmoker.

Arpi was a close second for worthless poster, but he's actually a pretty cool guy, so Ken wins. Or loses.

Chat away!