He's done nothing but make my short time on this board a pleasant experience..

He was probably the kid in school that hugged timid boys in lockers for shits and giggles.

When you get that tickling feeling in your ear, and then you start hearing a rumbling in your head, then some tumbling, and BAM, huge clump of earwax falls out and rests in your outer ear, it's as close to giving birth as a man can ever come to having, except that you feel the exact opposite of the pain. Then you reach in, to see how big it was, and you just stand in awe of yourself, like, wow, my body made that, and it felt so good bringing it into the world. And then just like that, you flick it at an unsuspecting co-worker.

Quote:NASHVILLE, Tenn. -- An American Airlines flight was forced to make an emergency landing Monday morning after a passenger lit a match to disguise the scent of flatulence, authorities said.

The Dallas-bound flight was diverted to Nashville after several passengers reported smelling burning sulfur from the matches, said Lynne Lowrance, spokeswoman for the Nashville International Airport Authority. All 99 passengers and five crew members were taken off and screened while the plane was searched and luggage was screened.

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The FBI questioned a passenger who admitted she struck the matches in an attempt to conceal a "body odor," Lowrance said. She had an unspecified medical condition, authorities said.

"It's humorous in a way but you feel sorry for the individual, as well," she said. "It's unusual that someone would go to those measures to cover it up."

The flight took off again, but the woman was not allowed back on the plane. The woman, who was not identified, was not charged in the incident.

Things I want

By Hoon:

-to be so rich i'd have the means to fly to a 3rd world country to dine on endangered animal meat!

-to be voted best dancer in my office and have a framed certificate of appreciation to prove it!

-to bang a girl who's christian name is gidget and have her thank me by buying me a new truck!

-to co-pilot a serach and destroy mission in the anbar province in a fully armed apache helicopter!

-to be on a vacation day when one of my fellow employee's inevitabley storms into the office and starts shooting people and quoting corinthians!

-a new cdih podcast


that would be the best christmas ever!

so in the admin forum we're discussing the end of year votes we always do, and i have a basic idea of my nominations, but i still can be persuaded. i also don't know how set gonzo, jack, and goat are on their nominations, so maybe you can persuade them too.

so, make your case.
categories -
best poster, worst poster, thread of year, most improved, fall from grace, and lifetime achievement

go.

Quote:Bush accepts Bolton's U.N. resignation By TERENCE HUNT, AP White House Correspondent
31 minutes ago



WASHINGTON - Unable to win Senate confirmation, U.N. Ambassador John Bolton will step down when his temporary appointment expires within weeks, the White House said Monday.


Bolton's nomination has languished in the Senate Foreign Relations Committee for more than a year, blocked by Democrats and several Republicans. Sen. Lincoln Chafee (news, bio, voting record), a moderate Republican who lost in the midterm elections Nov. 7 that swept Democrats to power in both houses of Congress, was adamantly opposed to Bolton.

Critics have questioned Bolton's brusque style and whether he could be an effective public servant who could help bring reform to the U.N.

President Bush, in a statement, said he was "deeply disappointed that a handful of United States senators prevented Ambassador Bolton from receiving the up or down vote he deserved in the Senate."

when was the last time anyone saw one that looked somewhat 'authentic'? Seriously, how hared can it be to hire a dude that at least physically fits the role? The 'Santa' at the SI mall looked to be round 30 years old - what the fuck?

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has anyone seen this Hanes commercial with Bacon & Jordan, it is the most awful thing I have ever seen. It makes zero sense, they have nothing in common, I don't get the point.

Plus I really hate Kevin Bacon.

http://s134.photobucket.com/albums/q108/reghartner/

i made a light switch for my friends bong. i used a can of cashews, an LED, 2 AA batteries, a little switch, and some duct tape...the end result is sick tits.