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o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:03 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Howdy Doody boys and girls. Voss sounds like a plan Wednesday.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:04 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Howdy Doody



Wasn't he geeeeeyyy? ;-)

What's up you middle-aged bastard...LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:06 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Howdy Doody gay??? Is nothing sacred anymore? That gay thing seems to be all the rage with those Hollywood types.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:12 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Oh, that's right, he was just a kid-toucher....LOL.

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well that's better. Gay puppets are just to much regardless of how liberal I can be.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Banana_juice
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:16 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Howdy Doody boys and girls. Voss sounds like a plan Wednesday


Due to the fact that I live across the street from Jimmy's in Morristown, I couldnt agree with you more.


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well juice, that makes drinking very convenient for you!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:27 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

makes drinking very convenient for you!



I'm sure he always has his banana juice handy...LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Happy Monday!! Ok so maybe it isn't...

Weekend wasn't so bad, went swimming and had some chicken fights, and even lounged in a hot tub. I just remembered something this weekend,
drinking + hot tub = REALLY DRUNK!!!

Hmmm, Vos in Morristown...I'm not sure yet with going to Bar 9 and Lynch's show the night before.


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!
All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK.
Ronreddog
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Good morning guys! No ladies yet, huh?

Well, this is my last week at my current employer, and then, a week vacation before I start the new gig.

Let's see how much slacking I get in today! The Voss show and Vin's party sounds good, I will try to make it.


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Morning campers.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
FMB - Drinking and the hot tub? Any video? ;-)
And whats the problem with 3 nights in a row?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ronreddog
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:54 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

drinking + hot tub = REALLY DRUNK!!!


HMMMMMM, wish I was there! ;)

Good morning FMB, how do you feel today? Need any help? :)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
A Monday morning chuckle for you all. And for you tools that feel obligated, no, never have, never will. :-)

In pharmacology all drugs have generic names. Tylenol is Acetaminophen.
Advil is Ibuprofen, and so on.

The FDA is looking for a generic name for Viagra and announced today that they have settled on Mycoxafailin.

Other names considered were:

Mycoxafloppin
Mydixadrupin
Mycoxnoworkin
Mydixarizen

Top ten Slogans being considered by Viagra:
10. Viagra, It's "Whaazzzzz Up!"
9. Viagra, The quicker pecker upper.
8. Viagra, Like a rock!
7. Viagra, When it absolutely, positively has to be there tonight.
6. Viagra, Be all that you can be.
5. Viagra, Reach out and touch someone.
4. Viagra, Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman!
3. Viagra, Tastes great!.........,More filling!
2. Viagra, We bring good things to life!

And the number one slogan, being considered by Viagra:

1. This is your penis.........This is your penis on drugs. Get the picture?





o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning folks.

Not to much time to slack today....billing due. It's great waiting til the last minute.

Which way???





Adopted Rockmark611 - 6/13/01 - haven't heard from or seen
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Dog, you're actually gonna do work this week???? Damn, that's dedication, or mental illness ;-)

OAS, thanks for the laugh....needed it

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

It's great waiting til the last minute



GW....do what Gilligan and I do.....save it for Friday man, that way you can use the weekend to recover...don't carry it through the weekend....that's just bad slacking!

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Banana_juice
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
My banana juice is always handy. haha. hey, i have never been to a function before, so how do i know who is from the board


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o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

GW....do what Gilligan and I do.....save it for Friday man



You two lazy tools can be thankfull you don't work for me. Now GW, he shows promise. Promotion potential for that man. Future management...lol.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:10 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Good Morning - well we'll see, how it goes ;)

quote:

so how do i know who is from the board


How about the "Hello, My Name Is..." stickers ;)




I brought my pencil... Gimme somethin' to write on!

o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Morning Ladi, I trust your whites are whiter, your colors brighter and your teals are more tealier?? ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Banana_juice
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
hello stickers would be funny..

"hello, my name is banana_juice" hahhaa


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Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Promotion potential for that man. Future management...lol



You sure about that.....he might be voted "Most Likely to come in on a Monday with an AK-47" if he keeps that up much longer....LOL

Hey, this year laziness = 5.5% raise :-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Ronreddog
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:13 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Dog, you're actually gonna do work this week???? Damn, that's dedication, or mental illness


Actually, the latter! lol

I am passing everything off, and saying goodbyes! Just a few loose ends to tie, that is it!

At least I still have all of you! :)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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wage
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:15 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

so how do i know who is from the board



well i'll be the one hitting on the ladies of course!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!


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