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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Capn - The sadistic midget is doin fine. Thanks for askin.

Ron - I'll be there on Wednesday. I'll see if I can conjur up a cuban or two for the occassion. If not, I'll stop by my smoke shop and pick up an Arturo Puentes Opus X. it sounds like it's gonna be a fun night. We'll have the place to ourselves.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Amy, you sleep till noon then come into a slacker thread and rub it in??? You should be spanked little girl.

I'm there Wednesday.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ronreddog
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well, Grumpy, I am going to try and make it Wednesday, no promises. I will be at the two cigar tastings though.

Nice pic, Amy! You sure have changed! lol


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

You should be spanked little girl.


ok sure uncle swallow, cum right over

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I will be there Wed nite....If Ron doesnt show up, do I get dibs on his cigar?



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
wage
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

ok sure uncle swallow, cum right over



could have sworn i heard someone say last night that there will be no more flirting. hows the sunburn amy?






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
Q_instupid
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Is there hope for "any wiser" for you today or is it just another year older?


Let's leave it all up to the Magic 8 ball...

quote:

weed lowers your sperm count if you do it too much so watch out.



Birth Control...



Temptaui dure
et tam longe adiui
et in summo
Etiam nihil est
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Hey guys and dolls:

I just got "associate of the month" for my department (along with a nice little bonus) so the time has come for me to start slacking - so here I am :)



Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome fellow PA -ite! Congratulations!

And Amy, be careful what you ask for. I'm ready to go to lunch and I'm not that far from you!

(Amy now has something to post in the fear thread...lol)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

could have sworn i heard someone say last night that there will be no more flirting. hows the sunburn amy?


so i slipped wage...
the sunburn is still killin me, im a bright shade of red still

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
wage
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
caongrats omish!! your out in my and swallows neck of the woods!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
spitfire421
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

caongrats omish!! your out in my and swallows neck of the woods!


I wouldn't congratulate her for being near you guys...I'm sooooo sorry Amish ;) watch out for these two...


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Wage and Swallow:

Looks like we got us a regular PA Dutch Country contingent here.

The Kutztown Folk Festival is coming up - maybe we could convince the boys to have a WOW sticker stop there? LOL ;)



Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
What other cities do O&A have now??? Chicago was supposed to be next right??? When do they get to ATLANTA???? I don't want to be there before them...





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Not to mention Musikfest. We should have a slackers night at Musikfest.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Welcome to the world of slacking Amish!

Pull up a chair and grab a beer:)

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Swallow: Excellent Idea: The kids in NY/NJ can come on down for a fun night of polkas, beer, funnel cake and streudel.

Make sure you wear your lederhosen!

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

fun night of polkas, beer, funnel cake and streudel.


Oh golly geeeeeee......that's sound like sooo much fun. Are we going to churn our own butter and square dance afterwards? Gee willakers, that sounds like soooo much fun. I'm am SOOO there.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
is anyone's jobs hiring
i need a full time job for the summer so i can pay for college, car, insurance, and all that lovely bull shit

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Ronreddog
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:07 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Congrats Amsihbabe, and welcome to the insanity! :)

Here's a on me!

On a separate note, I am off to lunch!


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me



This message was edited by Ronreddog on 6-25-01 @ 2:19 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Oh golly geeeeeee......that's sound like sooo much fun. Are we going to churn our own butter and square dance afterwards? Gee willakers, that sounds like soooo much fun. I'm am SOOO there.

LMGDMFAO
Thats the new line of the day.....



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Billing done...I have till July 25th to slack....woohooo!!
But first lunch. Later folks.





wage
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
amish, follow swallow up to morristown on wednesday night. looks like half the slackers will be attending. man, dream leaves and this thread falls apart, which lady is going to step it up?






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I thought Amish picked up nicely wage.

Grumpy, the thought of you in liderhosen(sp) scares us as much as it does you!

Amy, what skills do you have? I saw your grades :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Wage:
I actually work in Parsippany, so I may head on over from work with a friend. I'll be the one in the bonnet and black dress. LOL.

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe


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