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o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm just glad I caught FMB before she left her porn demo tape here. I would have hated to see that thing melt in the fire. It should melt enough on it's own ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:00 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
can you run me off a copy of that tape? i will pay top dollar for it! MAN RULE, THERE WILL BE NO C-BLOCKING. anyone catch that yesterday??






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Just don't spank out a batch in the room, ok fellas.....the cleaning crew ain't what it used to be.

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Mornin Tools

quote:

Gilligan has been having a rough few days



oh poor baby, I'll show him a rough couple of days......So, noone cares that he tried to burn down our home???

Banana_juice
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:15 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
good morning slackers.


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:15 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Good Morning, my new and twisted friends...
Just got done doing my chores on the farm. Enjoyed the breakfast of champions: Coffee and stacker 2.

How y'all doin'?


Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:18 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I'll show him a rough couple of days



Careful DW, he might like that too much ;-)

Maybe we should make a lid for his barrel? Think that will help

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01


Don't you worry Miss Dream, he will pay a heavy price. Where is the firebug???

a-babe, are you sure that's your choice for breakfast of champions?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Coffee and stacker 2



Well, we know you're not going to fall asleep on the job today....LOL. Good thing too, would hate to see you ridiculed by Rebecca for not meeting your quilting quota....LOL

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Thats the point Metal.....aaahhh yeah :P

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
howdy........slackers
here's a tease for you guys ;)


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
This place is a mess!!! OAS, I leave you and Amy alone and this is what happens? You two are like a David Lynch movie! Oh wait, Maynard started a fire didn't he? My swingline stapler is rooooooooned!
::grabs brass knuckles:: What time is he due in?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:25 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey DW, you sure that 57%, shouldn't be 75%??? ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
ok, one more day so i am going to keep asking this until all you tools say yes or no. are you going to morristown tomorrow? morning Amish and DW






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!


This message was edited by wage on 6-26-01 @ 8:26 AM
Banana_juice
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:34 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
wage, YES, i will be in morristown in wednesday. I live there. oh you mean Jimmys. i will be there.


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:35 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
eeeassyy Metal.....Nigga bow down to the row, Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide, let me ride, just another homicide, yeah it's me so I'ma talk on stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on , so strap on your Compton hat, your locs
And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc


o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Amy, how's the booboos?

Sorry GW, you know how I lost focus as soon as I knew it was just Amy and I alone, in the corner, in the dark....

Wage, The threads are pretty clear from my standpoint, I will be there.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:36 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Swallow: My true choice for breakfast of champions is a ham and cheese omlette and a cold Yuengling, but it is swimsuit season, after all...LOL

Hey, if anyone can help me find an interesting sig pic, I'd appreciate it. Tough to find a picture of an attractive amish woman, what with the ban on photography and all. I can't even find a pic of Kelly McGillis in "Witness"! ;)

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
damn u guys ::::looks around::: things are still smoking, you sure you put that fire out all the way???

i dont wanna sit down and get my ass burnt

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
njstrawberry
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Good Morning All! Work is chaotic, to say the least, and my mom is up here on vacation, which is very nice. I have bitten all of nails down to nothing over this damn NJ Primary today - GO BOB FRANKS GOOOOOOO! I won't be on much today but I just wanted to say hi real quick to all my slacker buds. I hope to see you all tonight at Bar9 to see Brother Joe play and tomorrow night in Morristown for a little comedy with the talented Vos. Byeeeeeee 4 now all...... Have a good day all and DON'T SLACK TOO MUCH !!! lol



This message was edited by njstrawberry on 6-26-01 @ 8:44 AM
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

Nigga bow down to the row, Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little hoe Oh, don't think I forgot, let you slide, let me ride, just another homicide, yeah it's me so I'ma talk on stompin on the 'Eazy'est streets that you can walk on , so strap on your Compton hat, your locs
And watch your back cause you might get smoked, loc

Where the hell did that come from?

Oh and good morning everyone.



"What's with the Mission Impossible III shit, Milo?
You're a geek!"



Ronreddog
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

umm..if thats not gay..I don't know what is...Ron, I'd hide that cigar of yours.




Yes, Dream, I chose to ignore this.

Good morning slackers! It is going to be a hot one today. Anyone up for cutting out of work now, and heading to the beach? Anyone? :)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01

All right!
Now dig this baby!

You don’t care for me,
I don’t care about that.
You got a new fool,
Hah, I like 'em like that.
I have only one burning desire,
Let me stand next to your fire.
[Let me stand next to your fire] Hey, let me stand next to your fire
[Let me stand next to your fire] Oh, let me stand, baby
[Let me stand next to your fire] Let me stand
[Let me stand next to your fire] Yeah baby

Listen here baby,
And stop acting so crazy.

You say your mom ain’t home,
It ain’t my concern.
Just don’t play with me,
and you won’t get burned.
I have only one itching desire,
Let me stand next to your fire
[Let me stand next to your fire] Yeah, let me stand, baby
[Let me stand next to your fire] Let me stand
[Let me stand next to your fire] Oh, Let me stand
[Let me stand next to your fire] Oh!

Oh, move over Rover,
And let Jimi take over.
Yeah, you know what I’m talking about
Yeah!
Get on with it baby!

Ow!

Yeah

That’s what I’m talking about.
Now dig this!
Ha!

Now listen baby!
You try to give me your money,
You better save it babe.
Save it for your rainy day.
I have only one burning desire,
Let me stand next to your fire.
[Let me stand next to your fire] Oh, let me stand
[Let me stand next to your fire] Oh, Let me stand, baby
[Let me stand next to your fire] I ain’t gonna do you no harm
[Let me stand next to your fire] Ow!

Yeah!
You better move over, baby
I ain't gonna hurt ya, baby
Ah, I ain't talkin' with your ol' lady
Ah, yes, this is Jimi talkin' to you
Yeah, baby
Dooo...

Sorry guys. Rough day yesterday. I had to try and get rid of that damn barrell.



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Amy, if you burn your ass, I'm sure a c-blocker will be very happy to apply noxeima and aloe for you...lol

Now where's my TPS report...damn you Maynard!!!!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I've got one of your farm a-babe



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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