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| Posted By | Discussion Topic: Slacking your way to success | ||||
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| The Brain | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:04 PM |    | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Feb. 01  | quote: Absolutely nothing after that response! :) Yum... Jessica...  BTW, Swallows: I'm a definite for Bar 9 tonight (if you can stop looking at Miss Alba long enough to read this part LOL). Negative though for Wed.  Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!! | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:05 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | GW...where you at??? Will you be there tomorrow? | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:06 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: ok. here is my convincing. 1. you get to see vos do a show 2. you get to have some drinks 3. you get to meet all of great people 4. it is vin's birthday party 5. your friend will have fun too there , i tried. did it work??  E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:07 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | I think wage and OAS should pay for the ladies drinks. | ||||
| wage | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:08 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | i am buying the first one GW, that's it. Proud to be C-blocked since day 1! Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass! | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:09 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Ahh na na pops. I burned my barrell last night. quote: Yeah, I'm sure that there will be SOME man there that will buy you drinks. quote: Refer to above. Ahh na na pops. | ||||
| Banana_juice | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | me and gonzo are NOT GEYYYYYYYYYY,. E-Mail Me special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it | ||||
| gonzo | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Oct. 00 | Well, I'll definitely be there tomorrow. And Banana Juice and I are not homos, we're simply a little scared to enter a room full of you kid touchers alone. So go f yourself (gak gak gak).  "The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H "Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:12 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Whereabouts were you down here OAS? I most definitely would have come to see you (especially if there was a spanking involved) :)  ~ Gonzo Groupie ~ | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | My bad, I forgot GW and Capn, Capn = Broke but saving pennies to be a bennie GW - Only if it rains Hey Ladi, batting 500 aint bad???? ;-) Ahlexus, I was in Orlando on business. Actually I went to remove "pure as the driven" from Snow Whites resume just to piss off Grumpy.  o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-26-01 @ 3:19 PM | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:14 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Another reason to go: NO COVER!!!! just a 2 drink minimum :) hmm, she's got a handful ;)   | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:17 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | WTF happened here? I am going to miss this thread the most! :) Dream, I will always care for you! :) HMMMM, should I even touch the preferences of the dog? What do you think?  Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F! Please WOW this bully today! E-Mail Me | ||||
| Cap'n Fudge | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:18 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | quote: This is bugging me...barrel only has one "L" Public schools are letting the country down! I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!  capnfudge@opieanthony.com People say that I neglect my responsibilities But I don't mind cause I'll live longer. Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew. | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:20 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Dream..I'm here, I was just watching you.;-) I have to do some running around. If it rained It would be alot easier, no softball. Weather channel says there is only a 20% chance of rain tomorrow night. But now that you are going I have to make it.:) wage, I hope you bring your Mac card. Dog, [opies voice] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo[/opies voice] | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:21 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | You said a mothfull there Spit ;-) o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:22 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: If you do, we'll put you in the barrell and throw you overboard. | ||||
| wage | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:23 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: May. 01 | quote: i only offered 1 drink each to 3 ladies. afer that there men can buy! they can't even decide if they are going so i'll worry about it later! Proud to be C-blocked since day 1! Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass! This message was edited by wage on 6-26-01 @ 3:26 PM | ||||
| DreamWeaver | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:25 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Sep. 00 | Night all...I'm out... Hey GW..i'd love to see ya tomorrow!!! And Capn...save them pennies and come to the Tiki Bar peace | ||||
| Drunken GW I Pissed on a Church to get this Status. | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Dream, you're getting me all tingly. Hope to see you too;-) Well wage, If you have the first I'm sure OAS can handle a couple.:) And if Maynard wanted out of the barrel it wouldn't hurt for him to buy the ladies a few.:) | ||||
| Ronreddog | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:32 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Oct. 00 | Okay, no preferences. Bye Dream, until tomorrow! 3 MORE DAYS! Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F! Please WOW this bully today! E-Mail Me | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:32 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | quote: Does any business ever get accomplished in Orlando? And from what I hear, Snow White is more like "Snow GrassStains". She's been nailed so many times on the lawn outside the castle they're thinking of putting a red light next to the moat. ~ Gonzo Groupie ~ | ||||
| o&aswallow | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:37 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: Damn. And I thought all that screaming was because it was her first time. Oh, well, then it was just my talents again after all ;-) o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early. Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks. Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking. jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time. It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard. Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener. | ||||
| Ahlexus | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:43 PM | | |||
| Psychopath Registered: Jun. 01 | OAS, I go to Orlando about every 5 weeks.. and trust me, your "skills" are legendary. :) Snow White's A Very Naughty Girl! Ever wonder how the 7 dwarfs got their names Here's how... Miss Snow White was a randy cow And desperate for a f---, So off she went into the woods, To try and get some luck. She'd almost given up looking, When she saw some chimney smoke, Then she stumbled on the cottage, And went in for a poke. Her clothes came off in seconds. And she'd just removed her pants, When seven dwarves came marching in, With a merry song and dance. Snow White just stood there speechless, And thought she was in heaven, Originally wanting one good shag, But now she could have seven. Straight away she took command, "My fanny needs a lick!" And when one dwarf moved forward, She said "Oi-you'd better drop your pick" So down he went onto all fours, And said "I ain't licking that", "Not there, that is my arse-hole, You DOPEY little brat!" The next dwarf started blushing, "Do we have to do it here?" Snow White said "Don't be BASHFUL, Unless you're a f------ queer" So reluctantly he whipped it out, To prove he was no fool. And Snow White gave a big "High-Ho". As she rode upon his tool. Now one dwarf wasn't smiling. Cos he hadn't had a sniff, And due to his impatience, He couldn't raise a stiff. "Relax" you GRUMPY bastard", So he did as he was told, And as soon as he was hard enough, He shot his f------ load. The next dwarf got a blow-job, And she took him deep quite easy, But she just avoided brain-damage, When he sneezed, she called him SNEEZY. With three dwarves left, she turned and said, "You're next, I want your knob!" But no sooner had he entered her, he was sleeping on the job. "Wake up you SLEEPY bastard" She wanted more from him. And he woke with such excitement, That he filled her hairy quim. The next dwarf rammed his up her, And shagged her fanny raw, A dazed Snow White then whimpered. "That should be against the law." He made poor Snow White tremble, he was so big and thick. "No wonder you're so HAPPY, With that f------ great big prick" With one dwarf still remaining, but feeling rather sore, She said "You'll have to use your tongue, My twat can't take no more!" And so he put his tongue to work, Where others had placed their cocks, And 'cos he made Snow White feel better, She named the last dwarf DOC. Now Snow White couldn't do much, With all that spadge inside her quim, So she grabbed a cup, and squatted, And filled it to the brim. So there's the truth about the dwarves, And how they got their names, By satisfying Miss Snow White, And joining in her games. There's one more thing you need to know, And that's - What happened to that cup, Well think of what you're drinking, When you next buy 7-Up! ~ Gonzo Groupie ~ | ||||
| MaynardGKrebs | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:43 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Veteran Registered: Jan. 01 | quote: How many times do we have to tell you NOT to stab the women OJS? | ||||
| spitfire421 | posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:47 PM | | |||
| O&A Board Regular Registered: Dec. 00 | Evidence:quote: ROFLMMFAOATFTGIOAOMM Sloppy sconds Grump? This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-26-01 @ 3:49 PM | ||||
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