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o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome back to the right coast Hosp. Did you get up to the east end of Sunset Blvd and take care of things?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 10:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wow Dream, I'm flattered. I wish it wasn't costing me $2 a minute to be online in LA otherwise I would have done the shopping at Fredrick's. I do have gifts for the ladies though.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
so guys when ur all watching vos tonight, think of me, ill be sitting here all by my lonesome :(

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 10:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Stop pouting little niece. And don't ask Gilligan to think of you after that previous topless remark.

Hosp, are you comming to Voss tonight? Just don't ask Balloon Knot for a ride. :-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hollywood and Vine was over-rated. IT's not like 42nd street or anything but I didn't see one GOD DAMN HOOKER... that was in my price range.

Is there anyone going to that asshole Vos' show from New York City today?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

but I didn't see one GOD DAMN HOOKER... that was in my price range.

Isn't that why you asked your mom to go to CA with you?



Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

ill be sitting here all by my lonesome

No you won't be alone, sweetie; I'll send over Jessica to keep you company.



Er... hope you don't mind sloppy seconds, though. ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
Metalfan
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:09 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Isn't that why you asked your mom to go to CA with you?



::ding ding ding:: Seems we'll have to install a bell in that damned barrel

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
spitfire421
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:10 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Poor Maynard's so determined to get out of that barrel...hmm, and it looks like since you've been absent Hosp, you're next LOL


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:13 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
No, my mother went with me because all of my friends owe me a lot of cash already and I refused to front them the money. And MGK, if I cared about your opinions at all that might have bothered me, but hey, it slides right off my back.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Curious Gilligan, what is New Jersey hitting you up for property tax on a barrel dwelling??

Ahlexus, where are you, your survey is way overdue and you know how picky I am about deadlines???


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:16 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

think of me, ill be sitting here all by my lonesome


[meaningless sarcastic pity]Awwwwwww! Poor thing! How terrible you must feel? [/pity]

Grow up little girl. Life is not all peaches and cream (OAS - refrain from sexual references please).

Hosp - Hope you've dieted. It seems you get to share the barrel with Gilligan. Just be warned, he's been in there a while and he hasn't showered since you left. He said something about missing you and going on a shower strike until you get back.




Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

No you won't be alone, sweetie; I'll send over Jessica to keep you company.


hmmmm thats fine with me brain
quote:

Life is not all peaches and cream (OAS - refrain from sexual references please).


hmm i was actually gonna say something but youre my big bro ;)

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 6-27-01 @ 11:24 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Just so I know, how did I end up in the Barrel? I'm always careful about what I say.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


CriticsLoveSnatch
i know better than to ask for a status from you mean ol' mods
Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag Emo Fag
I shall call him mini-FTL
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey everyone! It's 11:30, I just woke up, and now i'm going to the beach.

have a nice day at work :)


Here's a toast, to all those who hear me all too well
Here's to the nights we felt alive
Here's to the tears you knew you'd cry
Here's to goodbye, tomorrow is gonna come too soon...

My adopted mini-critics are Stefanie and The Zodiak Killer

9 weeks and counting
wage
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Hey everyone! It's 11:30, I just woke up, and now i'm going to the beach.




DEEK!!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Teenagers.

I can't believe ECW's Elektra made it into playboy. She's just nasty.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
CLS, DONT GET BURNED
SUNSCREEN IS GOOOOOD

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Just so I know, how did I end up in the Barrel? I'm always careful about what I say.

I am still wondering the same thing, how did I end up in here.




Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

DEEK!



I second that.





Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

all of my friends owe me a lot of cash already and I refused to front them the money



So let me see if I understand this Hosp:

You pimp your mom out to your friends but they don't pay up? Am I getting this right?

BTW - You're in barrel cuz we're tired of smacking down Gilligan everytime he tries to get out. We need a new toy to play with. Tag! You're it!



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


Fez
The sky is blue
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey, grade school ain't the only level of education that gets the summer off!

Nothing quite like sleeping till 10:30



I'm still saved....

Tune in next week for Gooch's creative works on my status!

This message was edited by Fez on 6-27-01 @ 11:40 AM
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Snatch you're such a prick.......





WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
hahaha snatch
never ever mention waking up just now in the slackers thread
everyone is stuck at work
shhhhhhh
damn i had to wake up at 6 this morning just to get here on time

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
wage
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
i think CLS needs to GET IN THE BARREL!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!


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