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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Hey Amy, how's the booboos?


they still hurt

HEY K1D!!!!

there's maynard, lets get him
:::jumps on maynard:::

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Where the hell did that come from?


Actually I have no idea, just had it stuck in my head...I'm a freak.

It's looking like a big fat NO for me on wednesday, but I'm not 100% sure yet.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
No is not an option Dream.

Ya gotta like the Little Buddy, tries to burn the place down and then comes in singinging a firebug song. And you thought yesterday was rough?

Thank God Spit had that fire extinguisher handy.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:48 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

NO for me on wednesday, but I'm not 100% sure yet.



damn, guess that means fire won't go either. hmmm, amishbabe is in for some trouble being the lone woman from the slacker thread. hope you can make it DW!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i would sooooooooooooooooo go on wed but i have heard that its 21 and over so fuck that shit
plus i dont have a ride

ARE you guys suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure its 21 and over???? froy isnt even over 21

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

:::jumps on maynard:::

And thats a bad thing why?

DW, you WILL come Wed, even if I have to come down there and drage your skinny ass up here!



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

And thats a bad thing why?


true true
maybe it shouldve read
:::straddles maynard and pins him down:::
oh thats even better ;)

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Crap...I've got to do actual work now...I'll see you after 1. Give Maynard a wedgie for me.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I'm a freak



Point?


Maybe Gilligan should have chosen "Burning Down the House" by the Talking Heads, huh? LOL

Wage, definite NO for me for Morristown....K1D lent me his old house arrest bracelet and I haven't figured out how to get it off....LOL...TOG

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Maybe you can come under your Favorite Uncles chapparone Amy ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Good morning to all.

If it's not Grumpy's pig shitting everywhere it's his former adoptee that burns the place up.







WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:02 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Maybe you can come under your Favorite Uncles chapparone Amy


sounds good to me unce swallow, but you cant touch me in public like you do when we're alone ;)

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Damn those public rules!

Grumpy has some follow-up work to do with his adoptee. The forcast calls for rain tomorrow night GW.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Maybe Gilligan should have chosen "Burning Down the House" by the Talking Heads, huh?

Why would I post those lyrics Metal. I don't know who started it.....



Harry Truman, Doris Day, Red China, Johnnie Ray
South Pacific, Walter Winchell, Joe DiMaggio
Joe McCarthy, Richard Nixon, Studebaker, television
North Korea, South Korea, Marilyn Monroe

Rosenbergs, H-bomb, Sugar Ray, Panmunjom
Brando, "The King and I" and "The Catcher in the Rye"
Eisenhower, vaccine, England's got a new queen
Marciano, Liberace, Santayana goodbye

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser aand Prokofiev
Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc
Roy hn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, dacron
Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"
Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team
Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis Presley, Disneyland
Bardot, Budapest, Alabama, Krushchev
Princess Grace, "Peyton Place", trouble in the Suez

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Little Rock, Pasternak, Mickey Mantle, Kerouac
Sputnik, Chou En-Lai, "Bridge on the River Kwai"
Lebanon, Charlse de Gaulle, California baseball
Starkweather, homicide, children of thalidomide

Buddy Holly, "Ben Hur", space monkey, Mafia
Hula hoops, Castro, Edsel is a no-go
U-2, Syngman Rhee, payola and Kennedy
Chubby Checker, "Psycho", Belgians in the Congo

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Hemingway, Eichmann, "Stranger in a Strange Land"
Dylan, Berlin, Bay of Pigs invasion
"Lawrence of Arabia", British Beatlemania
Ole Miss, John Glenn, Liston beats Patterson
Pope Paul, Malcolm X, British politician sex
JFK, blown away, what else do I have to say

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it

Birth control, Ho Chi Minh, Richard Nixon back again
Moonshot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock
Begin, Reagan, Palestine, terror on the airline
Ayatollah's in Iran, Russians in Afghanistan
"Wheel of Fortune", Sally Ride, heavy metal, suicide
Foreign debts, homeless vets, AIDS, crack, Bernie Goetz
Hypodermics on the shores, China's under martial law
Rock and roller cola wars, I can't take it anymore

We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
We didn't start the fire
But when we are gone
Will it still burn on, and on, and on, and on...
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
We didn't start the fire
It was always burning
Since the world's been turning
We didn't start the fire



Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:08 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
What's up GW......maybe Gilligan and the pig are in cahoots. He probably got very lonely on that island, if you know what I mean ;-)

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
YAY i loooooooooove that song
way to go lil buddy
i wont beat you up for burning the place down now
ill just continue pinning you down ;)

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:12 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Am I in the slacker thread or in Music??







WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:15 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Am I in the slacker thread or in Music??


shhhhh GW, dont tell him that
hes confussed, he might burn the place down again
just let him be

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:16 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Guys, I don't really think I can come, Im sorry but Friday is my last day until July 9th and I really have to go to work the next day. Its just too far :( But we still have the tiki bar thing right....and the road show??? I will be there.



heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:17 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Hi again, another Tuesday

Anyone noticing this "Life" thing is monotonous :)

I dig the sig Maynard - Fire GOOOOOD ;)




I'm A Hopeless Romantic. You're Just Hopeless.



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 6-26-01 @ 9:20 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:20 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Anyone noticing this "Life" thing is monotonous


What is this "Life" you speak of?



Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi, life is what you make it, you control the destiny ;-)

Dream, I'm in the same boat. I'm off the following week also. Actually I took it off when I found out you were off so I could stalk you all week, so no excuses.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Drunk - my pig only takes a shit in the room when we move. He marks his territory. Kinda like OAS when he rubs his ass up and down the staircase banister. He's marking his territory.

Now where did that little dipshit firebug go. I'm gonna shove that fire extinguisher up his ass for trying to burn the place down.

Dream - you never answered my question yesterday. How was the chicken?



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
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KeeKee
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
YAWN....STRETCH...good morning people..its so nice to be on vacation for the next 2 months...breakfast anyone?


DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Grump....the chicken rocked...thanx alot. I am definetly coming to you wheneven I need a recipe.. just to let you know I will be going to the grocery store later this week :)



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