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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

and I thought you were crispy red! Did you go to the nude beach or the regular one?


i was at a regular beach, i had a tank top and shorts on
my arms, legs, and chest are very red
ouchy

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

and chest are very red


I thought you were wearing a top...lol

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:26 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I thought you were wearing a top...lol


not my booobs, the part over my boobs, shit i cant explain where
ill show you when i see u next

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:30 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I'll be there in 10 minutes...lol

Okay, I'll see you slackers in the AM!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:32 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
SHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTT
youre leaving me alone with uncle swallow????

uhh i mean
yay me and unce swallow get some alone time

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Unicron
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Mar. 01
Sunburn is FUN!!!!!!


Listener since 2/3/99, 882 days before syndication
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
It will make the sunburn feel better Amy, hee hee.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:41 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

It will make the sunburn feel better Amy, hee hee.


well in that case, come on over, im in lots of pain

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm sure you tried all the advice you got but that green Bannana Boat aloe crap and Noxema is about the best you can do. Stay as nude as you can (believe it or not that was not a selfish personal request) the less irritation against the burn, the better and lots of ibuprofin. Hang in there kid, hope you feel better soon. Now see, I can be a nicey nice uncle ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Hey guys..I just got home from work and read what I missed today.....Am I the only one that caught this one????

quote:

Maynard said:
If Ron doesnt show up, do I get dibs on his cigar?


umm..if thats not gay..I don't know what is...Ron, I'd hide that cigar of yours.



o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome back Dream, good catch! See thats why we need you here all day. Are you comming Wednesday.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 5:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
hey dream

eek
i think someone hates me, an di know who its is, look at my lovely status

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 6:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey old man, don't you have some 30 year old youngin to chase around the office? What the hell are you still doing up? It's past your bed time. LOL

Hey Dream - how was the chicken and broccoli?



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:03 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
:pokes head in and sees that everyone left. douses the room with gasoline:
:lights a match and burns up the barrell:
:has crazed look in his eyes:





Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Rog2K
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
::sees maynard walk in::
::Thinks to self, "cool! there's still people hanging in the slacker room::
::Walks in::

Hey guys! I like the new "firey" look! Hey!!!
::sniff sniff::

Wait a MINUTE!!! AAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!

:runs erratically out of room with squeaky keg mobile wobbling behind::

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
-George Carlin

FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 8:59 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

FMB - Drinking and the hot tub? Any video?
And whats the problem with 3 nights in a row?


Actually Swallow, someone did have the home cam out. As for you my porn star agent, I'll have that tape on your desk first thing in the AM. ;)
Make sure you are "well-pleasured" before viewing, I would want your undivided attention.
As far as 3 nights in a row...I thought it was only 2 nights...tomorrow night and Wednesday night. I try to not party too much during the week, I need to have a hungover-free mind for my job..lol


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!
All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I would want your undivided attention.



You have to ask??? ;-)

And don't leave it on my desk, Gilligan is trying to burn the place down. I'll take a copy Wednesday. I hate to see a budding star miss her opportunity. ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
FukMeBoobs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
Well I'll try to make it on Wednesday then. Gilligan is burning things down again? Hasn't that clumsy asswipe learned his lesson yet? Don't light a match while sticking your cigar up Ron's ass.


Thanks to NJPANTHER for the sig pic!
All the times that I felt like this won't end was for you. And I taste what I could never have it's from you. All the times that I've tried, my intentions, full of pride but I waste more time than anyone. All the times that I've cried, all this wasted, it's all inside. And I feel all this pain stuffed it down it's back again. And I lie here in bed all alone, I can't mend but I feel tomorrow will be OK.
spitfire421
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Gilligan you tool!!!!!


You're getting a beating tomorrow, mister!


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 9:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
So you think you can get away with this hey buster????????



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
morning all, anyone have a new barrel? i think it needs to be metal this time.






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!






This message was edited by wage on 6-26-01 @ 7:27 AM
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

i think it needs to be metal this time



Now, tell me little man, what have Idone to replace Gilligan in the barrel??? Hmmmmm??? Perhaps you're trying to focus the attention away from you ;-)

I do think we need better locks in this room....wtf is up with posting until 10 at night??? Get a life people.....geez-us!!!!

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

think it needs to be metal this time.



metal barrel, can't burn that! ;)






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Gah Damn, when these sprinklers go off there is a f'n mess everywhere.

Gilligan is going to like going up on arson charges. Gilligan, meet your new wife Bubba....LMMFAO


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 7:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Damn wage, be a little more specific next time...tool! LOL

Gilligan has been having a rough few days man.....now, pissing Spit off....could get ugly..LOL

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!


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