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mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Morning/ Afternoon everyone...I'm 17 today...pass the bong

Happy b-day...





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Happy B-Day Q-in. Is there hope for "any wiser" for you today or is it just another year older?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
quote:

And of course Metal's not gay...his wife and kid love him.


Can you say "beard"?

(I know I'm late on this one, but I thought it was funny)



"What's with the Mission Impossible III shit, Milo?
You're a geek!"



mxomatrix
One of the Teen Tomatoe Boys is Retarted... Guess which one I am!!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
thanx cap'n....oh and nice sig wage....





When I have fears that I may cease to be
Before my pen has gleaned my teaming brain,
Before high-piled books, in charactery,
Hold like rich garners the full ripened grain;
When I behold, upon the night's starred face,
Huge cloudy symbols of a high romance,
And think that I may never live to trace
Their shadows, with the magic hand of chance,
And when I feel, fair creature of a hour,
That I shall never look upon thee more,
Never have relish in the fairy power
Of unreflecting love--then on the shore
Of the wide world I stand alone, and think
Till love and fame to nothingness do sink.
--Keats
adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Metal its not my fault you are blinded by the Capitalist system.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Welcome back K1d

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome back Kid. How was life on the "outside"?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Q_instupid
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

IT guy
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
what's that???



Jimmy Falon...Computer guy



Temptaui dure
et tam longe adiui
et in summo
Etiam nihil est
Kid Afrika
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
I posted about it on Friday OAS, but I got a lot done while I wasnt't allowed to post. It's amazing how much time we all spend on this board.



"What's with the Mission Impossible III shit, Milo?
You're a geek!"



adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Happy b-day q and that weed lowers your sperm count if you do it too much so watch out.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Happy Birthday Q.......you can legally get into R-rated movies now....LOL

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
spitfire421
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Bubbler's much better than a bong...


HAPPY B-DAY :)

WB Kid!


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-25-01 @ 11:43 AM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Hey Spit, fear & Loathing in Las Vegas - Nice!

It was a cool movie, (I meant to read the book but I haven't gotten to it :))




I brought my pencil... Gimme somethin' to write on!

o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Spit, I was very happy to realize that I'm anything but flawless! ;-)

Ladi, I'm heading back to Vegas in a few weeks, you want to bring the book along and catch up on your reading??




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Is it just me or is there something wrong with my picture? I'm getting an X

Vegas Baby! Veeeegaaaas!




I brought my pencil... Gimme somethin' to write on!

adolescentmasturbator
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Heyladiladi I'm seeing your pic.



Resident Board Socialist

Email me here

IM me at stickysituation2 or pinkorag


I have brought the 3 i's of SamH and ass-fucker into the International

It is better to die on your feet than live on your knees-Emiliano Zapata
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
HL, the pic shows up fine on this end :-)

OK everyone WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKEEEEEEEE UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!

It is too damned quiet in here!

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
If any of your sigs would be missing I would be the first to complain Ladi.

And yes Vegaaaasssss. My new home away from home. I may need to start claiming partial resident status.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
Afternoon all. Another fun filled day of slacking so far. I see.

- Maynard is back in the barrel (again!).
- OAS is back and hopped on Viagra (again)
- Metal is still gay

I think that pretty much wraps up the day so far.

Has anyone seen Slutbooger.... I mean Sloatsburg?....I got a question for him.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


Black Lazerus
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Welcome back KId i Can relax now. look at sig line

The voices in my head tell me to do things but I don't speak Arabic.

Adopted by Kid Afrika.
Part of the None More Black Family. *The Man Of My House Till My Dad Comes Back.*
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

- Maynard is back in the barrel (again!).



He never left, I heard his mail is being forwarded there now.

How's your mom's yeast plagued hole doing today midget?

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Grumpy, your just pissed because Snow gave it to me. And she enjoyed every f'n minute of it too! You can now remove "pure as the driven" from her resume and add "no highway undriven"!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ronreddog
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ahhhhh, only 4 1/2 more days! Look who they let in, the PIG! Oh, hi Grumpy! ;)

What the F is going on? Anyone going on Wednesday night?




Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey Grumpy,
How's America's favorite sadistic midget today?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
good monday everyone
i just woke up

heres a pic for all the guys, i know its late, its dedicated to my day atthe beach on friday and my fucking sunburn



WHATEVER BEN

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