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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

which lady is going to step it up?


:::looks around:::
:::whistles:::
:::kicks dirt:::


WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I'll be the one in the bonnet and black dress.



That is so hot.:)





wage
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

I'll be the one in the bonnet and black dress. LOL.



any of you guys just get really turned on??? LMAO ;)






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

any of you guys just get really turned on???



Why do you think I spend all my spare time in Lancaster County?? I know why those amish babes love riding in those bumpy buggies too! Whoo Hoo!

And Amy, you do it for us all the time sweety.

Does anyone know if theres any f'n fastfood places left in this god forsaken state that still speaks english?? My drive-thru order isn't even close to what I asked for.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Amish - will you be wearing your chastity belt also? If you do decide to show up, I'll buy you your first tall glass of Ice cold homemade lemonade. It's a bit tart but I'm sure a tart little girl like you can more than handle it! ;)



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Road trip to Intercourse (PA, that is)?

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Just to give you a sneak preview: Visit this Website

Notice how she handles the lebanon bologna.

If anyone can help me make this my sig pic let me know!

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Ice cold homemade lemonade



Now Grump, you know she can only drink Birch Beer...wouldn't want Zeke and Jebediah snitching on her, would ya?

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
wage
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
LMAO, look at us wolves circling the fresh meat!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
a-babe, I can work on it tonight for you, email me with what u want it to say.

Spit left her newbie all alone here, so the wolves will do what the wolves will do.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
wage
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

so the wolves will do what the wolves will do



good thing we are well behaved wolves, holding back is hard sometimes. well the 3 of us could carpool to the city events, like bar 9. we will just have to leave a few days early with the horse drawn buggie! :)






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
She may look like a sweet innocent amish woman, but you just know she's a puritan in the bedroom...grrrrrrrr!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

spitfire421
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:47 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Whoa! Hold off on the horny goat weed guys!

Amish, you better get some pepper spray to keep them at bay
a pic of an Amish milkmaid would be gooder, they have to have them on one of those fetish sites, ask Gilligan he should know where to find one


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-25-01 @ 1:59 PM
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Grumpy and Metalfan: When I'm really feeling daring, I drink the apple cider that was left over from last season. It makes me feel kind of tingly all over! For some reason, Jebediah, the young man who is courting me, encourages me to drink lots and lots of it, and then tucks me into bed. Then when I wake up, my wool knickers are always down around my ankles!!! What can this mean?? ;)

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Actually Cap'n for laughs, when you walk by an amish woman, whisper just loud enough for them to hear "there is more than just the missionary position baby". They get all red in the face and flustered.....LOL


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

What can this mean??



That it was time to shear the sheep? ;-)

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
wage
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Whoa! Hold off on the horny goat weed guys!




but we had to keep ourselves busy with you ladi and DW MIA.






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Damn a-babe, you catch on quick. Your Jedi master has taught you well. You will have a c-tease team logo in no time at that pace!! ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
That Guy II
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Very Nice Picture



heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
Just giving A-Babe her time in the sun. She's doing very well with all you naughty monkeys.




I brought my pencil... Gimme somethin' to write on!

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Amish pick up lines:

Gracious! Tho' hast raised a barn in my loins!

Would you care to churn my butter?

That long black dress almost shows your womenly figure!

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

She's doing very well with all you naughty monkeys.



HL, with Spit as her mentor, were there any doubts?

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Look at Ladi kicking back enjoying watching as the a-babe works her boy toys into a frenzy......LOL


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

TwatGunk has been released from foster custody and has been thrown to wolves like the rest of us.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:19 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

they have to have them on one of those fetish sites, ask Gilligan he should know where to find one

Ouch....

:using all the strength he can muster to claw his way out of the barrell today:



Ahlexus is the newest castaway on Gilligan's Island. If she pisses in your wheaties, let me know.
Ronreddog
posted on 06-25-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Back, and WOW! amishbabe, these guys are harmless, it's me you have to worry about! ;)

I like a lady who just "dives right into the shark tank"!


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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