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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Nice pic, Amy, though I do question its accompanying philosophy...

For me, the only thing I look for in a gal is that she has as much joy and pleasure with me in her life, as I get joy and pleasure from having her in my life. But that's just me. :)



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posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:26 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
here brain i hope this is a little better
jesus, you guys got me looking for chicks
bad bad influence
ill be ok i hope


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spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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OK, I'm thinking about it ;)..now I have no excuses




We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

For me, the only thing I look for in a gal is that she has as much joy and pleasure with me in her life, as I get joy and pleasure from having her in my life. But that's just me



::coughcoughBrownnosecoughcough::

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

For me, the only thing I look for in a gal is that she has as much joy and pleasure with me in her life, as I get joy and pleasure from having her in my life.

So what you're telling us is that you hope she get as much pleasure from your c as you get from her c? right?



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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

In case anyone still cares, my guess is no



I'm am stupified! I care but I don't follow.





The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

::coughcoughBrownnosecoughcough::

::Looks at his chocolate brown skin and realizes::
Well, yeah! :)
quote:

So what you're telling us is that you hope she get as much pleasure from your c as you get from her c? right?

Again... well, yeah! ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

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This message was edited by The Brain on 6-26-01 @ 1:40 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
GW..I just assumed that noone cared(except for Spit) whether or not I was still going tomorrow seeing as you guys have all these ladies to keep you occupied

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
wow jenny is all red in that pic
i just have to post it again
DONT SHOOT ME for over pic posting
im even moree redder than her though


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Jealous much, Dream ;) LMAO...hey, at least we don't have to do all the work to keep them occupied, but it does feel like we're not needed as much...


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
No jealousy at all....just like to bust balls......Its funny to see how much these guys really depend on women ;)

Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

at least we don't have to do all the work to keep them occupied



Well, with all the "headaches" you ladies get, we've had no choice ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

but it does feel like we're not needed as much...

Needed... probably not.

Wanted... oh, absolutely. ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

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This message was edited by The Brain on 6-26-01 @ 1:52 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I just assumed that noone cared(except for Spit) whether or not I was still going tomorrow

WHAT? How dare you.....you know that I care.
:goes to the corner to pout now:



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Grumpy
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posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Maynard Wrote:

So what you're telling us is that you hope she get as much pleasure from your c as you get from her c? right?

Brain responded:

Again... well, yeah!




So let me see if I have this straight then. You like girls with their own C's? That would make you a FFFFFEEEEYYYYYGGGGUUULLLAAAAA.

Looks like we got on one of them there feygs to go one of them there barrel's now. don't we?




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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
WG....nice pic of Jenny. She is one of my fav's. She's a dirty girl.

quote:

these guys really depend on women


Dream.....you like the attention....no? I must say your sarcasm definately is on the same level as Dans.







o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:54 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Spit and Dream I'm stupified. We begged you to come and we got lame old lady excuses, like I have to work on Thursday yada yada yada. Then Spit does an outstanding job of raising a new crop of teasing hotties and then you think we don't crave you anymore.

I have but one question to ask. Is there ever enough?. If we eliminated the hunt, you might become complacent. ;-)


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spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Metal...I have never, EVER used that excuse before!


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:55 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
G... if you would take your H out of your pig's A long enough, you would see that my C and her C are two different entities that fit togther.

Now go stick your D in your pig's M, and F and F until you C on its N's.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-26-01 @ 1:58 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
HOLY FUCK im soooo lost
im gonna sit back and watch

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Yeccchhhhh!!! Why do I hear that stupid song from "The Crying Game" playing now.....turn it off.....turn it off....TURN IT OFF!!!!!

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

HOLY FUCK im soooo lost

ROFLMMFYBOBAADRTGIAPTHAWWSHUBHNIE!!! :) :)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

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wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
ok, to lost to be putting up quotes at this point. DW, care? of course we (i) do. have been asking since last week damn it! spit, you have a drink there with your name on it when you get there! for the record, no one c-teases like the founding members!!






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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Well brain.....the c i was refering to on her and the c i was referring to on you, were one in the same. ;-)



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heyladiladi
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posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

ROFLMMFYBOBAADRTGIAPTHAWWSHUBHNIE


Now where did I put my decoder ring....

Ok, almost got it... "drink your ovaltine" What the F*!




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