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Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:37 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
::Ahlexus is busy studying for her application and exam... thanks Spitfire & Grumpy!::



~ Gonzo Groupie ~
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Fire off those answers at us

Poor choice of words, pyro... poor choice of words. ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
Brittney
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:41 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Personal Information

- Spit or Swallow? Why? Swallow...what else are you gonna do with it? It's already in there.
- Bra Type? Size? Type? Whatever fits......34C
- Panties: Thongs, grannies or commando? Thongs or bikinis
- Screamer, moaner, wimper or "is she alive"? Depends on how good it is...could be all of the above
- Toss a salad? Only in a bowl
- What's in your pants? Wood floor. What else?
- Females : would you? could you? how? what what and what?
- Menage Woo-wooooo: would you? could you? how?
- Backdoor: Exit only or Entry to pleasure palace?
EXIT
Teasing Skills:
- Do you know what blue balls are? Yes
- Have you ever given a guy blue balls? Why? Yes...because I am a tease.
- Do you know how to get pics of hot chicks and post them? No.
- How do you feel about ceiling fans? Um, good. Like em...
- What are your fetishes? Eh, normal shit...hancuffs, whatnot...you know the drill...





I've been adopted by spitfire!!!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ahlexus, you can't study. And pencils will not work with this exam. You passed with flying colors on the practice test, it's just time for the rest to know now. ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
hey brain
its a cluster f in here

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Afternoon, all.

Hey, Amy hun. You feeling better? How's the sunburn?



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-26-01 @ 12:46 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
[beavis voice]Alexus said 'Exam', huh huh, like.... a gyno exam....huh huh..[/beavis]

Brain - nice catch. Too fn funny.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Brain. She's following Uncle Swallows advice and she's running around topless today. I really hate seeing my little niece suffer.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:46 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Hey, Amy hun. You feeling better? How's the sunburn?


im not doin too good, the sunburn is ok, my chest is just stinging...ill survive though

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

WOW, I forgot how long the application was. I guess it seems like less when you answer over time, with C-tease Style


I think you may be right Ladi. "Over time" seems much more appropriate.

Keep them guessing...



~ Gonzo Groupie ~
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
All right - you asked for it. You will either fall in love with me or be totally disgusted ;)

underwear preference? depends on the time of the month. I am a little bit on the unskinny side (not as big as that Mendie chick but a healthy size 12) so I usually go for thongs because then I don't have to worry about covering my ample, yet firm, behind. ;) If Aunt Flo is visiting, it's strictly high cut briefs in comfy cotton.
bra preference? I'm a 38 D (They're real and they're spectacular!) I am a big fan of a simple satin bra, no lace - too bumpy under a t-shirt. There are enough bumps there.
anal? - um, no. The Hershey Highway is a one way road as far as I'm concerned.
oral? Hell yes. How else do you think we Amish girls keep our virginity in tact! Swallowing is no problem. If you, um, have the, um thing back far enough in your mouth, you don't even taste anything.
fetishes? I find bald men sexy (my fiance is bald). Is that a fetish?
screamer or moaner? either or - depends.
bi-curious? or which chicks would you f if you were bi-- show pics - well, since I am a total retard and cannot get my pics to work, I'll just tell you who I would be with if I were so inclined to switch teams - Janet Jackson.

Now, who says the Amish don't know how to have fun?


Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
And Brittney: you'll really need to work on some of those responses...

When asked whether you would be with another female, the correct and only answer is YES! :)

edit-- AmishBabe and Janet Jackson... nice!



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-26-01 @ 12:53 PM
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Mmmm - looks like I filled out the wrong app.... lemmee fill in the gaps...


- Toss a salad? sorry, no.
- What's in your pants? trimmed Mohawk. I have straight hair down there, though. Wierd, huh?
- Menage Woo-wooooo: If I would it would be with the woman mentioned above, which would make my fiance very, very happy :)
Teasing Skills:
- Do you know what blue balls are? Yes
- Have you ever given a guy blue balls? Why? Because I can. Doesn't take much.
- Do you know how to get pics of hot chicks and post them? No.
- How do you feel about ceiling fans? OK! Terrific!

So, do I make the cut?



Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Very nicey nice ladies. However, the rules require a response from all participants before voting can take place. Brittany, nice jump into the fire. Your responses are being weighed heavily, you are trailing a bit due to not having regularly been teasing here but you can still work on that.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

AmishBabeinPA
Proud adoptee of Spitfire


quote:

Brittney
I've been adopted by spitfire!!!


:)...although you guys need a good lesson in HTML
(and Brit, what type of sig are you looking for, maybe I can find a pic)



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
rule #1 which some of the ladies failed already. NEVER MENTION YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!


This message was edited by wage on 6-26-01 @ 1:10 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
well i wont be participating in this
i think everyone has answered

and just for the record wage, i never mention my man ;)

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Wage, all that does is possibly detract from the judges possibly issuing a perfect 10.

And I think that input from the original c-tease team is critical to voting in new members.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

rule #1 which some of the ladies failed already. NEVER MENTION YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!!

Addendum: ...if said significant other is MALE.



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 6-26-01 @ 1:13 PM
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:14 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

rule #1 which some of the ladies failed already. NEVER MENTION YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER!!


Wage, dude, he's not my significant other, he's just some tool that bought me a nice ring and helped me get a mortgage!

j/k

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Spank you very much,
Amish Babe
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Addendum: ...if said significant other is MALE.


I second that.

quote:

he's just some tool that bought me a nice ring and helped me get a mortgage!


You little bitch.j/k:)







This message was edited by Drunken GW on 6-26-01 @ 1:19 PM
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
What the hell is going on in here??

In case anyone still cares, my guess is no, I may be able to go Wednesday after all. I just talked to some peeps and may start my vacation a day early. Spit, I'll let you know today sometime....You still up for it?

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
lalalalalalalala heres a pic for the c-blockers


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Wage, dude, he's not my significant other, he's just some tool that bought me a nice ring and helped me get a mortgage!



OK. That changed my scorecard....lol ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 1:22 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Woo Hoo dream. I like that, put the pressure on Spit now!

And Amy, too complicated, just the inability to say no is usually fine by itself. ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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