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WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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quote:

ROFLMMFYBOBAADRTGIAPTHAWWSHUBHNIE!!!


ok i got the rolling on the floor laughing my mother fucking yam bag off because angel amy didnt realize that grumpy yadda yadda yadda, i have no idea what the rest says

i hate these mother fucking things, it makes you actually think

WHATEVER BEN

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"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Ovaltine?? I thought the decoder rings only came in Malt-o Meal?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:05 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Well brain.....the c i was refering to on her and the c i was referring to on you, were one in the same



So, you're implying that neither of them have their own c between them, inbyfacto implying that they pass a strap-on back and forth???

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!

This message was edited by Metalfan on 6-26-01 @ 2:08 PM
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Well brain.....the c i was refering to on her and the c i was referring to on you, were one in the same.

Damn, Krebs, ya been on that island a bit too long, haven't ya? When was the last time you saw a gal's C? At birth? The only holes you've seen to stick your C in since were on the coconuts, no doubt. LOL j/k



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Enough ggggeeeeeyyyyy talk you yentas. Geez.

So getting things back on track, has Ahlexus withdrawn from the voting? There are teasing hotties sitting on the edge of their seats.



o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

inbyfacto implying that they pass a strap-on back and forth???

You seem to be quite skilled in the methods of the c-less.

Is there something you want to tell us Metal?



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Grumpy
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posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Brain - you miss my pig, don't you? all those cold lonely nights when you'd come over and ask if you could play with him? that warm fuzzy feeling you got when he'd licked your face after eating his own shit?

Come on bro - you can admit it. It's okay. I know it isn't easy being you. Looking at you is hard enough but actually being you must be torture.

Need a hug?



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Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:10 PM      
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quote:

Is there something you want to tell us Metal?



Maybe its time you called your Mom and Grandma little buddy.....perhaps they can show you the same little "show" they put on for me.

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:11 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Ladi, that is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time...nice obscure reference!

I think Amy(lobster girl) would be fine as a 17 year old C-Tease. Its the age of consent in NJ...TOG

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:12 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

When was the last time you saw a gal's C?

Actually I was saying that you have a woman's c.

quote:

perhaps they can show you the same little "show" they put on for me.

I asked them not to do that anymore. WEll, you are the tool thats watching them. Deek.



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The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

I know it isn't easy being you

You're so right, "Dear Grumpy", it's just so hard being a super-intelligent lab mouse bent on global conquest, but being forced to communicate with midgets even shorter than I am!

Worse yet, the midget's breath always smells like pig vomit... hoohoo :)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:14 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

ROFLMMFYBOBAADRTGIAPTHAWWSHUBHNIE!!!


WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT SAY
did i get at least some of it right??

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

I think Amy(lobster girl) would be fine as a 17 year old C-Tease. Its the age of consent in NJ...TOG


CAPN you are my ultimate knight in shining armor, the only one who belives in me

thank you, but i dont think it will happen

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:17 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

ROFLMMFYBOBAADRTGIAPTHAWWSHUBHNIE

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Mother-Fucking YamBag Off Becasue Angel Amy Doesn't Realize That Grumpy Is A Pig-Touching Homo And We Will String Him Up By His Nuts In Effigy

edit-- Ok, I'm off to a rather late lunch... please try to keep Grumpy's odor isolated to one part of the room; his stench mixes with the still-fresh burnt wood smell in here and makes me nauseous. ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"

Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!



This message was edited by The Brain on 6-26-01 @ 2:23 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Rolling On the Floor Laughing My Mother-Fucking YamBag Off Becasue Angel Amy Doesn't Realize That Grumpy Is A Pig-Touching Homo And We Will String Him Up By His Nuts In Effigy


i knew that, i really did

WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Banana_juice
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
All i want to say is that it sucks that i actually have a shitload of work to do today and I really much rather be slacking.


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
That was just fucking ponderous brain. Effin ponderous. Get in the barrell.





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Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Banana - sucks to be you bro! Sorry. If it makes you feel any better, what's worse that being you

is being brain. now that totally sucks. Ask him. He'll tell ya.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
They should just put what they really mean on those soda caps: instead of "Please Play Again" it should be "Ha Ha Buy More Soda"




I'm A Hopeless Romantic. You're Just Hopeless.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
To help keep track of Wednesday night's c-tease team attendance (including c-teasettes in waiting)

Feel free to update as needed ladies......

Spit - Pending
Dream - Being an old lady but now putting the pressure on Spit
Ladi - Uncertain
Amy - UNDERAGE and worried about what her uncle can touch in public
A-babe - confirmed with a friend (female? we hope so)
Ahlexus - Legal?
Brittney - Legal?
FMB - Probable (she owes me an audition tape)

And Ladi, that Please Play Again thing is there to amuse me ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-26-01 @ 2:30 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:27 PM      
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Registered: Aug. 00
now what
this thread has been something else today
WOW
we all need a vacation

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
This looks like it could be a tag team cage match...Frumpy and Gilligan vs. Metal and the Brain.
Now all we need is ring girls...Where's the Godfather and his ho's???







This message was edited by Drunken GW on 6-26-01 @ 2:33 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

this thread has been something else today
WOW

You ladies are gonna start wowing us now? But I think Brain and Metal may not want to see that. They are more of your "Full Monty" kind of guys.

This is the best day yet for this thread. See, starting that fire burned out all the evil in the room and left it fresh for today.



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Banana_juice
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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quote:

we all need a vacation


your damn right we do.. it is not a vacation but i get to away to seattle on business in a couple of weeks.


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Banana_juice
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

we all need a vacation


your damn right we do.. it is not a vacation but i get to away to seattle on business in a couple of weeks.


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it



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