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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I don't drink 7Up.





gonzo
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
So, it's possible that I might finally meet the legendary Spitfire421 tomorrow night? Damn, whoodathunkit?



"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ahlexus - you, young lady, shall be spanked. Do you know how long my brothers and I had that tale hidden? You bribed dopey, didn't you? That little shit would sell his own soul for a good blowjob and a steak sandwich.

Spit - yes, I'm grumpy BECAUSE I got sloppy seconds.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:57 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
OK kiddies....be good while I'm gone. Tomorrow's the big day, you all get to meet me! Gon help you all....





Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ahlexus, you really do need to finish your questionaire ;-)

quote:

Relax" you GRUMPY bastard",
So he did as he was told,
And as soon as he was hard enough,
He shot his fucking load.


Grumpy, they have pills, herbs and cremes to help with those types of ailments.




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ronreddog
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Gon help you all....



Who is Gon, Gonzo?

I am outta here too. Later all, until tomorrow! :)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Only if you're lucky gonzo... I should see if I can dig up something for tomorrow ;)

I thought you were Grumpy cuz of the one-minute thing...you know, there are drugs out there to help you sustain it :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Okay folks, have a goodnight. This train is heading out. Till tomorrow.





gonzo
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Spit, you'd definitely be my new best friend if that were the case. I've been dry for over a week now.



"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I hear that gonzo...all dirt lately...if worse comes to worse, though, I'll bring a little of that at least :)...if I go lol


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:33 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
::mumbles to self:: Freaking tree huggin pothead hippies.

Night all. I'm outta here.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!


Banana_juice
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
goodnight slackers.. see most of you tomorrow, finally.


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:37 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ATTENTION ATTENTION
THERE IS A SEARCH FOR THE WHEREABOUTS OF NJSTRAWBERRY, I REPEAT A SEARCH FOR THE WHEREABOUTS OF NJSTRAWVERRY
THIS IS URGENT


WHATEVER BEN

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I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Did your ceiling fan break Amy??

It's primary day today Amy, she is probably very busy.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:43 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

It's primary day today Amy, she is probably very busy


SHIT!!!!!!
shes my ride to bar 9 tonight and i hardly have any details
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
She was on here like a half an hour ago if that helps, saw a post in the vos thread in gd

Night guys :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-26-01 @ 4:56 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 4:52 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
shit i shouldnt have signed off
i was in the shower
i really must talk to her


WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 5:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
So who else is stuck at work? Amy? OAS?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Since when does management work 9-5? Hang in there Capn. It was a fun day here today, as usual.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 5:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
im at home capn
now im going to dinner
be back in a few

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 5:17 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Honestly, this thread is the only way I get through work. Management should arrive early and leave on time. It shows that you are dedicated and believe in getting your work done on time.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 5:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ok im back
i had a little bit of food, id rather pay 10 bucks for a hamburger at bar 9 than stay with my family any longer

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:21 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ahlexus - you, young lady, shall be spanked. Do you know how long my brothers and I had that tale hidden? You bribed dopey, didn't you? That little shit would sell his own soul for a good blowjob and a steak sandwich.


Oh no! I swear I didn't bribe dopey! It was actually sleepy.. he talks while snoozing!





~ Gonzo Groupie ~
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 9:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I see Frumpy is up to his old trix, silly rabbits, trix are for kids,



After the fire the fire still burns
The heart grows older but never ever learns
The memories smoulder and the soul always yearns
After the fire the fire still burns

Adopted TonySoprano, if he disrespects you, let me know, I'll find a nice place for him to sleep with the fishes.




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wage
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 7:10 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
morning all, can we top yesteday? it truly was a good day!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!


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