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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Dream had him a long time ago


::sappy movie line in progress::

"You had me at Hello"




I'm A Hopeless Romantic. You're Just Hopeless.

Ahlexus
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:47 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ahlexus, you are exempt, and allowed to post in here. Anyone gives you S, let me know. Sorry Gilligan, you marooned her for a while, but now she is in the "doghouse"! LOL


Thanks Reddog & Spitfire too! I promise to play by the rules. (well.. all except for getting an actual job) :)



Maynard's Minion ~ GonzoStyle's Groupie ~ ReddogHouse Resident
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ok be back in a bit peoples
i need to make a few business phone calls
i might be going out to lunch after that
dont have too much fun without me

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
spitfire421
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Rules??? There's no rules here...well, except not to let Hosp out of the barrel, he's been gone a while so it'll be good for him :)


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Wow, all of these people doing back to back mid-week O&A related crap? You guys are hardcore. Now I'm thinking that I really want to go but I'm to damn lazy to take the Bus and/or train out to it. Damn you all.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Buttmunch
USA
Autoban


Head Slap... Swim Move...
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:53 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Oct. 00
"The Blonde" is the one, the only, MY personal favorite O&A guest of ALL time, Shannon, a/k/a Hot Shannon, a/k/a Shannon Lee...



o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
No job Ahlexus? So this pantyless catholic school girl admin thing is off the table? (Well under the desk might still work now that I think about it ;-) )


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I still don't see HOW I'm in the Barrell or WHY, but Hey, if it makes you guys feel better.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 12:57 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hosp, I didn't see it happen either. Only the Shadow knows.





Ahlexus
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:00 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Ahlexus - Just don't answer anything you are uncomfortable with. If you don't like the "questionaire" make up your own.

It's all good Ahlexus


Thanks Ladi and Spitfire. I know the guys salivate at the mere mention of tits or ass, (sorry guys, but you know it's true :) ) but I want to fit in with the girls too.





Maynard's Minion ~ GonzoStyle's Groupie ~ ReddogHouse Resident
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh, okay, I didn't recognize Shannon with that much clothing on.

And just a side note: It's amazing how many fat, smelly, obnoxious midwestern assholes there are at Disneyland. And Chinamen, you can't forget the Chinamen.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.I have taken Joint Custody of Brittney with Spitfire4:21, there is still one place setting available and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


wage
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

dream had him a long time ago



wha wha huh?? did hell freeze over AGAIN?






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
wage
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
umm, ok then





Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!


This message was edited by wage on 6-27-01 @ 1:24 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I'm looking forward to banning Maynard in person.

I will have to wear the nametag that says "Hi my name is wage".



Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 6-27-01 @ 1:26 PM
Ahlexus
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:28 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

No job Ahlexus? So this pantyless catholic school girl admin thing is off the table? (Well under the desk might still work now that I think about it )


Oh nooo, quite the contrary Boss. I am definitely your CyberAdmin! In fact, your personnel office put me through the "new employee" routine just yesterday :)





Maynard's Minion ~ GonzoStyle's Groupie ~ ReddogHouse Resident
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I will have to wear the nametag that says "Hi my name is wage".



I don't think that will work. wage was at the softball game.....back in the barrel.:)





wage
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

.....back in the barrel.



i second that!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:34 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ok guys im back
im just gonna hide, theres gonna be a stir up in GD in a few seconds me thinks

::::::hides under a chair:::::::

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm glad to see security finally started to take my females staff's pictures from their best side!

Bravo Ahlexus, Bra f'n vo!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-27-01 @ 1:48 PM
Lord Magus
I have Cool-Mod-Powers and can read the Cool-Mod-Forum, then I drive home in my Cool-Mod-Car UFC
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey gang..
Old School/Original slacker checking in after sabbatical.. just wanted to see how things were with the people busily doing nothing today lol.


No! I am NOT a Goth Dude!!
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with the gun!"
Metalfan
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Holy S!!! I thought this was a Mod-free environment....wha....what happened???

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
spitfire421
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey Magus, you missed some good slacking lately :)

Welcome back



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome back your Lordship. Not much has changed. Gilligan and Hosp alternate life in the barrel and the c-tease team is at their best watching as Spits new trainees jockey for membership to the team.

All in all, life is good.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
It's a like a neighborhood gone bad. You let one move in, then they all want to live there. First it was Corpse, then Buttmunch, then Magoo. Next thing you know, Sean is gonna pop his head in here. Geezzzzzz.....what's this world coming to. It's almost time to find a new home. Maybe we'll get lucky and they won't follow us.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
I think they all just want to be invited to the Tiki Bar. ;-)



Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.


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