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o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

we just had to leave the offices because the fire alarm went off!



Smoke break!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Mornin people. Happy fn humpday! I see Gilligan is trying to put OAS in the barrel. Gilligan, don't you know the old man has a bad back and can't fit in there. do you really want the AARP on the board as the new enemy for abusing senior citizens? Come on! Lighten up on the poor guy.

Metal - Change your sig back to reaper.jpg. I left you a little present. You're welcome.



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Metalfan
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:06 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Grump...that is absolutely fucking perfect man....I was trying to find that font! I'll have a cigar messengered uptown man ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:07 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
GW......you cant go on the 14th!!!! What about the Tiki Bar? wasnt that the date??

wage
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:09 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
shit, DW, the 14th is the date i think?? aren't you the one that picked it? OAS, an update on the attendance tonight?






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AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Good morning dahlings....

OK can I just vent for a second about all the F'ing TOOLS on the road in this state? All the cum guzzling a-holes who think it's ok to cut ME off when I'm in the lane I'm SUPPOSED to be in to get off of 287 and onto 10, but they feel that because THEY are so FUCKING important they can just blast by the 2 mile line to get of the highway just because they normally take 80 West and THEY are in a HURRY?

I AM IN A HURRY! I JUST DROVE FROM THE HILLS OF PENNSYLVANIA AND I'M NOT HAPPY!

Yes, I two coffees and a stacker 2 this morning.

So, how is everyone else today? ;)

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Amish Babe
o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:24 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
The latest RSVP list

Spit - Pending
Dream - Being an old lady but now putting the pressure on Spit
Ladi - Uncertain
Amy - UNDERAGE and worried about what her uncle can touch in public
A-babe – kind of confirmed and bringing Barbie
Ahlexus – No but trying to find a sugar daddy to buy her a plane ticket
Brittney – Pending ,Fighting with BF
FMB - Probable (she owes me an audition tape)

OAS - Definate (does anything else matter?)
Wage - Definate (Sorry Amy)
Grumpy - Definate (Don't forget to look down)
Gilligan - Definate (gay???)
Metal - Definately no (ball and chain/ gay???)
Bannana Juice - Definate (but maybe a gay thing with Gonzo)
Gonzo - Kind of maybe (but the Banana Juice thing)
Brain - ???? (and ????)
Capn = Broke but saving pennies to be a bennie
GW – Kind of, after a PR shower





o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Good morning dahlings



An Amish Jew???? Is that possible?? Or did LI just get bigger?

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Ronreddog
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Good morning amishbabe! I thought of you last night when I watched "Witness". Are you Amish like the babe in that movie? WOW, she had nice ta-tas! ;)

No more 287 for me after this week! Hopefully, I will get WOWed again today! That would be SWEEEEEEEEEET, two weeks in a row! :)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:33 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

An Amish Jew?



Amish men do look a lot like hassidiac jews - they just don't have those little curly q thingies on the sides of their heads.

Update on tonight: Your klutzy new friend f'd up her knee last night doing tae-bo. It's a recurring problem so I'm going to the doc's after work to get it checked out. I am walking in the Avon Breast Cancer 3-day walkathon in September (60 miles over three days) and I have to make sure I'm not going to be hobbled for too long. :)

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Amish Babe
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hmm.....looks like there will have to be some negotiating done. I forgot the slacker thingie was on the 14th. Guess the horses will have to wait.

Today's weather report for Murray Hill NJ...that's by Berkeley Heights...Sunny. High near 91F. Winds W 5 to 10 mph.

Looks like nice tanning weather. I'll have something to do at lunch.

So Dream, are yah going tonight?





Metalfan
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

they just don't have those little curly q thingies on the sides of their heads



A-babe, those are called peyus (sp? pron. pay-us...pretty fitting for a Jew huh? LOL) For the record, I am Jewish and making fun of my own people.....thank you ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:36 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Ron:
What time will you be on 287 for the drive home? Maybe we can arrange something...

Mine are bigger then Kelly McGillis's... ;)

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Amish Babe
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

So Dream, are yah going tonight?


Thats for me to know and you to find out ;) (how gay does that sound)....





Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Question for you New jerseyites. Anyone know anything about Vernon. I'm thinking about buying a house up there and I'm curious if there's something I'm missing. The school system seems to be very decent and I can some decent property for the dollar. Any information provided would be appreciated. If I do buy up there, you can look forward to a slackers BBQ Grumpy Style soon after. You have not lived until you've been to one of my barbeques. I rule the grill!



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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hi Kids.

I have some work stuff to take care of but I'll be right with you all in just a few minutes.

Sunburn Sucks.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
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Ronreddog
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Ron:
What time will you be on 287 for the drive home? Maybe we can arrange something...


I leave the office at 4:30, get on 287 at exit 13 (Route 28) heading to exit 5 (Stelton Road, Edison). Just look for my car:



I usually drive the center lane, which increases my chances! ;)


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

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o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You have not lived until you've been to one of my barbeques. I rule the grill!



Every pig in New Jersey just got a cold chill

A-Babe, we were counting on you and looking forward to ravishing Barbie. If it's massage therapy your thigh (oops I meant knee) needs there should be no shortage of therapists available tonight.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
spitfire421
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:45 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning guys :)

Ron, strategic WOW! LMAO

Grump, did you say grill?




We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

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Ahlexus
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Morning everyone!

Sun is shining, I have my coffee... life is wonderful! :)



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Metalfan
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:46 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Grump, if it is the Vernon up north where Action Park (aka Mountain Creek) is....the only problem is getting into the city. Its very mountainous, and access to major highways is limited. That would partly explain why the prices are so good.

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

(how gay does that sound)....



It only sounds gaey if a guy says it. When you say it, it's nicey nice.

Maybe I'm not going then.;-) Plus I bought you a drink last time, maybe it's your turn???:)

I just hope I don't have to slide tonight. If that's the case I have to go back home and take a shower. That would take me way out of my way and I wouldn't get there til 9:30 - 10. That would kinda suck.





AmishBabeinPA
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:51 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I leave the office at 4:30, get on 287 at exit 13 (Route 28) heading to exit 5 (Stelton Road, Edison).


Ahh, you are way south of me. I get on at Exit 39 (Parsippany) and off at 21 (78).

The only person I ever WOW'd was Paul Stanley at the Kiss show in Trenton last year. I don't think he noticed, though....

'tis the season, though... *smiles sweetly, absentmindly tugging at the confining neck line of her simple black dress...*

Proud adoptee of Spitfire

Amish Babe
DreamWeaver
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I usually drive the center lane, which increases my chances!


Dog....you are tooo effin much!!! You crack me up

I do owe you a drink GW....hhmm Its highly likely that I'll be there

o&aswallow
posted on 06-27-2001 @ 9:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Morning Ahlexus. Another "squirming" day in store? And wheres that questionare?? ;-)

And A-babe, not to grovel but, 287 north to 78, 78 west to exit 3 through Phillipsburg, cross the bridge and 22 west to Nazareth Pike. Just incase you break down or something ;-)




o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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