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Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

God I hate paperwork for hiring new people. What an f'n pain. I need a new admin. Ladies any volunteers? Heavy dictation reqired



Don't you mean to say dicktation?

I'd be happy to take this job on OAS :) Of course, I'm assuming there will be the usual routine *new employee* physical?





~ Gonzo Groupie ~
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
ok ok ok i know im being bad...i know i promised not to flirt, but i just cant help it




WHATEVER BEN

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"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
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Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Of course Ahlexus. And good catch on the acronym. Shows you have potential. The physical is very thorough and there is allot of after hours work available and unlimited travel on business trips.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 10:55 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I'm assuming there will be the usual routine *new employee* physical?



Turn your head and cough???

OAS, be careful, with all these ladies you know you have to watch your blood pressure.:)

WG....topless??? i here the sirens now. We are all going to jail.





BARRY MANILOW
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 10:59 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

What??

And, hey, you know what, don't bite the hand that feeds you. Any more complaints and I'll keep her all to myself.


Whoa! I was just saying that one boob is bigger than the other! No complaints from me!
The quote was from "Rocky Horror Picture Show"
Your pics, ladi....NICCCCCSSSHHH!!!!


Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

i here the sirens now. We are all going to jail



Those are ambulance sirens.....looking at that is more deadly than staring at the sun for an hour ;-)

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"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:01 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Amy, does your uncle need to know your topless?

(Don't tell anyone but you forgot to turn the Amycam on)

GW, Thanks for your concern, but I am very happy to report that my BP is always at a very comfortable and steady rate!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:12 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

The physical is very thorough and there is allot of after hours work available and unlimited travel on business trips.


I am ready to serve! Will the pre-employment physical be held in the usual place? Also, will a uniform be required? I still have some old Catholic school jumpers around :)

P.S. Will perky nips get me an added bonus?



~ Gonzo Groupie ~
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
nice, i love how everyday a different lady steps up and teases us! outnumbered?? NEVER!! ;)






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh No....I've created a monster!



Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.
Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:14 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Turn your head and cough???


DGW, does this work for girls without a penis? I know the net can be a scary place.. but all my parts are strictly female :)



~ Gonzo Groupie ~
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

but all my parts are strictly female



Phhhheeewwwww! That's good to know. We don't need any Crying Game here.







Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Oh No....I've created a monster!


I know you "graduated" me today Maynard but why do I still have these shackles on my ankles binding me to this coconut palm tree? And now that I am no longer an adoptee, do you think I can get some clothing to wear? This grass thong is literally a pain in the ass.



~ Gonzo Groupie ~
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
The basic OAS management principals subscribe to the theory that perky nips get you pretty much anything you want. And catholic school uniforms are definately business casual, but panties (unless they are pink lace) are a bit too much.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

why do I still have these shackles on my ankles

Oh didn't I tell you that it was mandatory to wear those even after you graduated? Just be glad I let you take out the ball gag.



Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
So Gilligan, does she get her own barrel now that she has graduated? Is it a "family" thing?? LOL

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Just be glad I let you take out the ball gag.


Yes, you did let me take out the ball gag. However, you left the shaft in honey.



~ Gonzo Groupie ~
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Does life get any better than watching Ahlexus and a-babe bantering for entry in the c-tease team?

My votes are in! (Ahlexus if you feel the need to sway the voting, same place and bring the stiletto heels)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
fuck i dunno what to say
fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck ME

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
wrong thread Amy ;-)

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Young lady, do you eat with that mouth? (oh yeah, nevermind) ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
What happened there Amy?




I'm A Hopeless Romantic. You're Just Hopeless.

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
i dunno whats going on...its either me or him and im like getting more and more upset every fucking day about this

im not going into detail, but im fucking scared




AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off




This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 6-26-01 @ 11:50 AM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:43 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
I hereby nominate Amish Chick and Ahlexus to the C-tease team. Sorry Amy. I won't have my kid-sister associated with that team. You'll cause too much trouble and I'm still on probation for the last set of beatings I handed out when you got in trouble.



Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
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o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
WOW, wide screen!

Amy, chill, it always works out.

I second Grumpy's nomination, and Ahlexus feel free to sway me anyways.

Ladi, You have mail.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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