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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Thanks OAS. Everything is just Peachy.

I second Amy's sentiments. ;)





I'm A Hopeless Romantic. You're Just Hopeless.

spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
::sits back and marvels at what we started::

Dream, we don't have to keep the boys busy all the time anymore...got a little bit of freedom

hehehe, I picked a pretty good adoptee


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:52 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
sorry bout the wide screen thing guys

can i third the nomination???
i respect my big bro's thing, but i would like a better status, oh well

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
All in favor of the midget's nominations....say AYE!

Grump, you were standing, right? Otherwise, it doesn't count

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

All in favor of the midget's nominations....say AYE!



hold up guys, keep it in your pants. it should take more than a day or two to join that club. lets make sure they can keep this up! where are our other ladies?? :( DW?? spit?? both kind of quiet today.






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:57 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
AYE i guess
im not gonna be a soar loser, just a C-Tease Blocker

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
The long legged redhead arrives! Yes Spit, very good job indeed.

Does this mean the originals get Original c-tease added to their status and the other get just plain old c-tease??

Cool Ladi. I Think j/k ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Hey, I've been here all morning, just no one noticed...

Definitely need a few more days training...look how long it took me and Dream to begin it, then ladi and jen jumped on board...


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me
Metalfan
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

look how long it took me and Dream to begin it



Spit, you and Dream set the bar.....seems others are eager to meet it ;-)

E-Mail Me



"What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach...So, you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants, well he gets!
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:04 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
oh well i tried
ill go for a different goal, like OA.com Little Sister
froy would never be so kind as to put something nice on my status though

oh well
im just going crazy
please dont mind the fucking crazy teen in the corner
im about to have a mental breakdown

move along people, nothing to see here

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
Ahlexus
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

My votes are in! (Ahlexus if you feel the need to sway the voting, same place and bring the stiletto heels)




Reporting for "sway" duty Sir...



~ Gonzo Groupie ~
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

set the bar.....seems others are eager to meet it


Bar? Where is the bar? Do we need more ice? Anyone bring a cork screw ;)




I'm A Hopeless Romantic. You're Just Hopeless.

o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ah Ahlexus, you know me better than I thought.... ;-)

I must admit after further consideration (you know how management always changes are f'n minds) we must know more. You know the vital statistics. Spit, swallow, moan, screamer, anal, grooming habits etc. etc.

Grumpy, if you would be so kind could you publish the qualification form again?


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 6-26-01 @ 12:20 PM
Ronreddog
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:12 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ahlexus gets the most important vote, MINE :)

I think Amishbabe needs another day before she convinces me that she is worthy of this dubious honor of the C-tease team.

Amy, well she is a tease, but, until she is 18, an illegal tease! lol


Sig pic courtesy of the recently resurrected CBH, one sick F!

Please WOW this bully today!

E-Mail Me

WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Amy, well she is a tease, but, until she is 18, an illegal tease! lol


age is just a number
big bro grump wont let it happen no matter what anyway, its ok

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:16 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Until Grump gets back, here a start:
underwear preference?
bra preference?
anal?
oral?
fetishes?
screamer or moaner?
bi-curious? or which chicks would you f if you were bi-- show pics

(I think we should come up with an official application LOL)



We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-26-01 @ 12:19 PM
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
As per the old mans request:
Personal Information

- Spit or Swallow? Why?
- Bra Type? Size?
- Panties: Thongs, grannies or commando?
- Screamer, moaner, wimper or "is she alive"?
- Toss a salad?
- What's in your pants?
- Females : would you? could you? how?
- Menage Woo-wooooo: would you? could you? how?
- Backdoor: Exit only or Entry to pleasure palace?

Teasing Skills:
- Do you know what blue balls are?
- Have you ever given a guy blue balls? Why?
- Do you know how to get pics of hot chicks and post them?
- How do you feel about ceiling fans?
- What are your fetishes?





Newest member of Grumpy's Adopted Midgets: ShavinBush
Any inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.
If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website
Alcohol! The ultimate excuse!




This message was edited by Grumpy on 6-26-01 @ 12:24 PM
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
quote:

Until Grump gets back, here a start:
underwear preference?
bra preference?
anal?
oral?
fetishes?
screamer or moaner?
bi-curious? or which chicks would you f if you were bi-- show pics

(I think we should come up with an official application LOL)


wow this is getting way too confussing, im not gonna answer until i get the ok

i dont wanna make too many people sick

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off
wage
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
seems to have gotten quiet once the application came up. DW, you still around? spit, any chance you will show tomorrow without DW? maybe the guys in here need to offer the ladies some drinks if they show?? i'm game :) amy, you ok? you need a hug? come here!






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!




This message was edited by wage on 6-26-01 @ 12:27 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ah Spit, you seductress you! I'll be happy to review all qualification forms and if verification is required well, that goes without saying.

And RRD, your vote is honorary only at this point. You were dethroned last week remember!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
WOW, I forgot how long the application was. I guess it seems like less when you answer over time, with C-tease Style. :)

"Fetish" has such a nice ring to it.




I'm A Hopeless Romantic. You're Just Hopeless.



This message was edited by heyladiladi on 6-26-01 @ 12:34 PM
spitfire421
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Since you missed this before:
quote:

Nope, probably not going to go on Wed., I don't feel like driving all the way up there by myself


Looks like Ron is rethinking his resignation...


We had two bags of grass, seventy-five pellets of mescaline, five sheets of high-powered blotter acid, a saltshaker half-full of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of uppers, downers, laughers, screamers... Also, a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of beer, a pint of raw ether, and two dozen amyls... The only thing that really worried me was the ether. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge, and I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.

I've accepted AmishBabeinPa and Brittney into the School of Altered Reality...any problems, E-Mail Me

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 6-26-01 @ 12:28 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:27 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
OK ladies, the questionnaire is up. Fire off those answers at us.

Oh, and Ron. PLEASE, PLEASE don't answer any of those questions again. Last time you posted your underwear preference, I had nightmares for a week.



Now accepting newbie reservations for a three hour tour.
WNEWs GIRL
i don't have a mule but i have a cock
Intercontinental Intergender Thumb Wrestling Champion
CUNT ROCKETTE
The new "third". AmyMohrBuddy

One line in my sig is absolutely fucking disgusting, see if you can find it.
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Aug. 00
this application stuff is too complicated for me
ill stick to just looking for pictures when im bored

am i allowed to do that

WHATEVER BEN

-----------------------------------------------------------------

I'M ON THE ISLAND OF MISFIT TOYS!
Famous Giant Hot Dog Molester
"The best lessons in life are also the most painful"
I love Danilo!
Black as Snow
Dont hate me because I'm different...
Hate me because I like to piss people like you off


This message was edited by WNEWs GIRL on 6-26-01 @ 12:30 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 06-26-2001 @ 12:28 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ah yes, version 2.2 includes the ceiling fan question. Very nice touch Grumpy!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

Pia has occupied one of the foster bedrooms as of 6/22/01. If she is naughty, I'll do the spanking.

jackal420 has entered foster care on 6/25/01. I've had to put ankle bracelets on this one, so give him time.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.


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