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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:04 AM      
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Morning kiddies.
Yo BJ, what time is court? You gonna be here all day?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:14 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
What's up kids?

Hey, Geeylligan...have a good night's sleep in the new barrel? TOG

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Banana_juice
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:16 AM      
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court is tomorrow at 1:30 actually, but I have a shit load of work to do tomorrow morning..(getting my itinerary ready for seattle, and getting any other last minute stuff done). I am leaving work at 12, running home, changing, and going to court. but i will be here pretty much all day today.


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:20 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Metal, Maynard, Bannana

Looks like alot of work for me today, I'll have to slack on the slacking.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
::walks in, looks around for fresh bagels::

Morning Slackers!

What's up guys? Anyone see the "Wedding Planner" with J. Lo? The screen writer should be shot. Hollywood needs to buy a clue.



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Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
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Sucks to hear that GW......maybe this afternoon will clear up for the important business of slacking....LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:24 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Anyone see the "Wedding Planner" with J. Lo?



No, thank goodness. Did anyone see Black River last week with Jay Mohr?? I think it was on the Sci-Fi channel. Sorry to say, but the movie suuuu-uuucked.

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Metal Fan I didn't catch Jay in Black River but I did catch him on Politically Incorrect this week.



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Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:33 AM      
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Jay rawks on there as well as on Fox Sports during football season. I hear he did a kick ass job filling in for Regis Toolbin recently as well.

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
MF, if you're ever feeling masochistic, rent the J. Lo flick. You'll want to stick a fork in your eye about 20 minutes into it. The storyline is just too whacked. I would've cut the male lead loose the minute I saw what a tool he was.



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heyladiladi
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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:52 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Morning Psychos

I was in a bar last Friday & Black River was on. It looked weird. Started with a dog funeral. And Jay was running around with such a sad goofy face.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
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quote:

MF, if you're ever feeling masochistic, rent the J. Lo flick



I figured I'd just call you ;-)

HL, yeah, that film was way odd from the get go! I still wanna know who was firing the energy beams at Jay when he was trying to run out of town....was it aliens??? Truly effin weird

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
atomic punk
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 8:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Good morning everyone. Looks like it's going to be another beautiful day spent stuck inside. At least I'll have some prime slacking time today. ;)




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Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:04 AM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I figured I'd just call you



Muwahahah. That could be a good thing.

And now for the titillation part of our program




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Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
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quote:

That could be a good thing



And the down side is???? LOL

Wait, where's Gaynard with his usual pic comment??? Did the pig get him?

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:14 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Mmmmmm.....nipples.....


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:15 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Wow, sooo on cue. :)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:15 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Hollywood needs to buy a clue.


Hey, I resent that.

Morning Kids.


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Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

And the down side is???? LOL



Can't say that there is one

quote:

Hey, I resent that.


Sorry Hosp, nothing personal. The plot just didn't work. The guy was a tool.



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Grumpy
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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:19 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
aaaaarrrgggghhhhhhh!

Don't these people understand that I don't want to work today? How am I supposed to slack if I get more projects and they tighten my deadlines.

"Lacking of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"

I'm gonna have this tattooed on my ass and flash it at work from now on.

Oh - good morning ladies and homos. I'm not sure I'll be around much today. It's a work thing.


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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Hosp, ladi, Ahlexus

Ahlexus, you see what Ivaniesivic said yesterday during a press conference?? He called one of the line judges a faggot. Now GLAD is all over him. He can never keep his mouth shut his mouth.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:22 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
I know Ahlexus. A lot of movies have been really big dissapointments recently. The problem is there really isn't anything new that they can do with the stories. That's why we're going to see a lot more of these "Blockbusters" with lots of special effects and explosions to gain peoples intrest.

How's everyone else doing.

Oh, and Ahlexus, The little naked guy goes wherever I go so he's never left behind.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:23 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey Grump...

[nelson voice] Ha ha [/nelson voice]

We'll catch ya later. Just do us a favor and chain Wilbur up first.

Ahlexus, I didn't think there was one....LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
NJ Panther
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:29 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01

Morning kiddies....well nice start to a slacking day....belt blew off my truck on the way to work ....fun....ugh..



"When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute."
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
How's my favorite drunken masturbator this morning?

No, I didn't catch that about Ivaniesivic. I'll check the wires to see if I can find it. Btw, did you see that Steffi Graf is pregnant?

quote:

I know Ahlexus. A lot of movies have been really big disappointments recently. The problem is there really isn't anything new that they can do with the stories. That's why we're going to see a lot more of these "Blockbusters" with lots of special effects and explosions to gain peoples interest. Oh, and Ahlexus, The little naked guy goes wherever I go so he's never left behind.



I totally agree with the number of box office disappointments. I just really resent the guy in the J. Lo flick. The story isn't plausible. Maybe they should've created some special effects and blown his silly ass up.

And I think it's nice how the little guy goes along with you. You have him so well trained :)



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This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-12-01 @ 9:39 AM


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