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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:34 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
I just read something the other day about sex & violence in movies. Theaters are getting stricter about checking ID's for R movies, so all the teenagers who go to movies can't get in and the movie doesn't do as well.

So it's going to suck if they start taking that stuff out, looking for a PG-13 rating.

quote:

The little naked guy goes wherever I go so he's never left behind.

Oh great, now I'm singing "Detachable Penis" ;)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I just read something the other day about sex & violence in movies.


Do you think this is from Bush's agenda? Isn't he hell bent on "cleaning" up Hollywood?



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
AFDude
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:43 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
"Detachable Penis"? Wow...talk about flashbacks..haven't heard GWAR mentioned in this place before.

Morning



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Veritas An Vita!
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

And I think it's nice how the little guy goes along with you. You have him so well trained



Now if I could only get him to stop spitting at the ladies my life would be a lot better.

Detachcable Penis was Gwar? I never knew that. But I was thinking of that song the other day because I went down to the Village and was going to go eat at Kiev's but it's closed down.



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


AFDude
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:49 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
either them or Green Jello(y)...not sure.



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Veritas An Vita!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:54 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Hosp....theres a little something for you in Music.


And I really hope you're kidding AFD. GWAR???

And speaking of Green Jello, I just happen to have their first album. The original pressing, before they changed their name.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-12-01 @ 9:59 AM
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
AFD...get rid of all the sand crabs yet man? LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Detachable Penis is not Gwar..... bn.com says King Missile.







220, 221, whatever it takes.
Banana_juice
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 9:59 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Detachable Penis"?



well, fuck me if i am wrong (not literally), but that song was actually done by a band called "King Missle"


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:01 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Like I said in Music:

Why are you dedicating a song about a penis to me?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Good Morning F-Tards :)

quote:

still wanna know who was firing the energy beams at Jay when he was trying to run out of town

That's exactly when I turned that stupid movie off...

Detachable Penis

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again
This happens all the time, it's detachable



And BJ was correct, so nobody gets to fuck him ;)




Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 7-12-01 @ 10:06 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:04 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You dont read very well do you Hosp?

Gotta Love GWAR.



Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:11 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

A dedication to Hospitaliano


Nope, I can read just fine.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:15 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I don't know, this weekend I have some confidence in Hollywood. This is the first weekend in a long time I've wanted to see two movies...
anyone hear anything about the Score (I don't really care how good FF is, I'mjust going for the experience;) )

AFDude, go host your sig pic at Grumpy's site, the link's under his sig...geocities sucks now


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
You still haven't figured it out yet, have you?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
AFDude
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:16 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
My bad...hence the line "I'm no expert"

Hey spit, if you still use your old email address, go check it.....I had an old e-mail from you that I replied to..



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Veritas An Vita!
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
AFDude, I'm new here. Can you tell me what the S.A.I.T. means under your name? Nice to meet you btw. You seem like a nice guy.



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Why are you dedicating a song about a penis to me?

Cause we were talking about it
quote:

I was thinking of that song the other day because I went down to the Village

Oh yeah ? ;)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

You seem like a nice guy.

LMMFAO


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:32 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

That's exactly when I turned that stupid movie off...



Yep, that's about all I could take as well Spit. See anything good lately ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:35 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ahlexus - I've been asking flyboy that question from the first day he put that up there. He still won't tell me. LMMFAO.

AFD - click the link under my sig, sign up for yahoo, then my group and add your sig pic to my file section. Since you've been gone geocities, tripod and a whole shit load of other host sites have gone nuts and not allow sigpics. I set up the yahoo group and it seems to work for now.


If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website

If with age comes wisdom, I should have been a fucking sage by now!

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

How's my favorite drunken masturbator this morning?



I think Metal is doing just well.:)





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Heyladi, I know we were talking about it, I just found it weird that he decided to pick me to dedicate a song about a penis too.

And the village has the best t-shirt shops in the city. I was trying to find something Slacker Themed for saturday.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:42 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I think Metal is doing just well



Huh? Wha?? You must have wandered past Gaynard's barrel again. I'm just worried you're starting to enjoy it......

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 10:45 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I think Metal is doing just well.



Nice try :) You knew whom I was referring to.

-----> Drunken GW - Drinkin at a local bar. If not there's always masturbation



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com


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