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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Spit, is it Evian in the pool? I would never swim in anything less. But if you need a lifguard, let me know.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:21 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Guys, I have a problem: everyone's gone from the house, for the day, and the swimming pool outside is warm and inviting...but yet I forgot my bathing suit...what on earth shall I do???

Am I the only one that can't stand up right now???
I think I may have to drive down the shore a little early to witness this.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

what on earth shall I do???



Turn it into a big bowl of Jello brand gelatin?

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Jello brand gelatin

I think we all know what jello is. Is there any other gelatin that you know of?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I blame this all on RonRedDog. The lack of his presence really has thrown this group into a tail spin. If that S.O.B. ever comes around here again I'll give him a good What-for.

*I have him on IM and I hope he posts and gets the joke*


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-13-01 @ 2:38 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:33 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Screw it...I'm going for a swim :)

quote:

e·lit·ism or é·lit·ism (-ltzm, -l-)
n.
The belief that certain persons or members of certain classes or groups deserve favored treatment by virtue of their perceived superiority, as in intellect, social status, or financial resources.

The sense of entitlement enjoyed by such a group or class.
Control, rule, or domination by such a group or class.


[joke]Actually, this doesn't sound half bad [/joke]


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I think we all know what jello is



Here Gilligan, let me elaborate:

[bill cosby]Turn it into a big bowl of Jello brand gelatin[/bill cosby]

Ummm...did that help....tool....LMAO

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
***JOKE ALERT***


This doesnt sound too bad either

quote:

snob (plural snobs) noun

1. somebody who looks down on others: somebody who admires and cultivates relationships with those considered socially superior, and disdains those considered inferior
2. somebody who feels superior: somebody who looks down on people considered to have inferior knowledge or tastes


HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
But this sounds best of all:

quote:

Main Entry: sexual intercourse
Function: noun
Date: 1799
1 : heterosexual intercourse involving penetration of the vagina by the penis : COITUS
2 : intercourse involving genital contact between individuals other than penetration of the vagina by the penis



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Ahlexus
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 2:57 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Spit I love your idea gf! Naked swimming can be sooo much fun. Just be careful. One time I was sun-bathing topless in a friends back yard and I was buzzed by some news helicopter crew on their way home. Whoa!



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
But Hosp...what about this

quote:

69:
sixty-nine oral sex that two persons engage in simultaneously. Simultaneous fellatio, belly to belly, head to tail. Sixty-nine may be engaged in by two men who engage in fellatio, two women who perform cunnilingus, or by woman and a man one performing fellatio and the other cunnilingus.



Or this......
quote:

anonymous sex:
sex between consenting adults who don't know each other and never exchange names or just first name or nick name only



Or even this....
quote:

ass fucking:
an act of anal intercourse, to insert a penis in the anus. [He is a good assfuck.]





spitfire421
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Ahhhh! That was refreshing :)

Hey guys, we have a Moron as a mod now :)


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Uhhhhh, yeah.

TEASE!!!!!


Spit, is this news?



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-13-01 @ 3:17 PM
atomic punk
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:18 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
That's hot, DW. I could've done without the first example of 69, though. That made me retch.




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Spit, is this news?

Yes, spits the new drudge jr of the board.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Ahlexus
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:38 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Yes, spits the new drudge jr of the board.



Make sure they give you a tiara and sash, Spit.

Maynard, perhaps you should declare this thread officially dead for the week. See everyone on Monday!



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com


This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-13-01 @ 3:59 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Hi all, the picnic was fun. But, "officially" we can't leave till our real times. So I'm here for an hour. Yipeee

Hmm, you know, no one does that any more... the locking up gag.



We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-13-01 @ 4:06 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, have a nice weekend everyone, and for those of you going to the "bible reading" tomorrow(Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink) I'll see you tomorrow.

quote:

Hmm, you know, no one does that any more... the locking up gag

Well Heyladi, that wouldn't be fair to the people who don't get to chat from 9 am to 5 pm. Or people who don't have locks.




What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-13-01 @ 4:14 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 4:08 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

"bible reading"

[moviereference]But, this is Sacramental Wine... There's trees, there's squirels. We'll bless everything till we get persnockered! [/moviereference]




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
atomic punk
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 4:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
I'm out. I hope EVERYONE going tomorrow has a great time. Talk to ya Monday.




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Kingpin
KEEPER OF THE FLAME.
I have a little Wick.
PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN.
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Well you know what Cosby said. Everything goes with Jell-O



After the fire the fire still burns
The heart grows older but never ever learns
The memories smoulder and the soul always yearns
After the fire the fire still burns

Adopted TonySoprano, if he disrespects you, let me know, I'll find a nice place for him to sleep with the fishes.




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GonzoStyle
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 12:17 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jan. 70
i would like to clear something up really quick, i want to address this once. People seem to think i posted what i did in the FU section on heresay. No i have recieved numerous complaints and i have personally heard what i posted. I have always been a mod who was approachable and never viewed myself as special for being a mod. I have always been liked by most and respected before and after i was a mod. Because i always listen to reason and i always and i mean always only say something i can prove and back up.

Now i didnt assume it was closed off cause it was called a "slacker party" I only posted what i knew and what people wanted to say but didnt wanna either cause they didnt wanna cause problems or they are spineless whatever. But i heard from several people and spoke with others personally.

Quite a few people were upset that this was opened up to everyone and they bitched "why is she comin, why is he comin." now dont ask me to say who because i am done with the bullshit and the tension. This place is meant to be where we unwind from our daily tension in our own lives not where we go to get more more wound up man.

I always said when this place is no longer fun anymore means it is time to go. But i am not goin anywhere so dont start celebrating my departure yet. But i had to state i saw dissention and people breaking off or trying to create cliques becaue i have been here a long time and i seen it happen. None of this is news we seen all this just like we seen the walking hard ons and gropers at the parties nothing new.

But every once in a while you MUST remind people who either were not here or forget. otherwise no one says nothing and it goes on and people think it is ok. I have seen this stuff already none of this is new to me i saw it last fall/winter and earlier this year.

I hope you guys have a good time and have fun thats the whole fuckin point. I give my all and i give everything till i have no more to give to make sure you guys always have fun i never ask for credit or state what i did for attention i just do it as do many others here. We dont want your thanks we dont want attention or credit but we are just unselfsih and we do it all for eachother cause we are family here man.

It has been addressed and hopefully solved now lets try to move on and have some fuckin fun. I never joined in the slacker thread but hey whatever you guys have fun here and i am fuckin happy for youse man. Please continue to do so and that is that dont let a few bad apples ruin it for ya cause i will not let it get to that. THAT IS WHY i did that post cause for the fuckers saying all the BS they now know that it wont be tolerated. Because i will personally ban you if i hear it again and thats that i dont fuck with anyone berating a member for no reason and dictating board policy.

to quote the greatest rock band of all times and my favorite band.

"AND IN THE END, THE LOVE YOU TAKE. IS EQUAL TO THE LOVE... YOU MAKE."


It Is Only When You Begin To Fear Death
That You Finally Learn To Appreciate Life.
Because I Take No Joy In Taking A Life
If The Person Doesn't Give A Fuck About Living.
Abashed The Devil Stood And
Felt How Awful Goodness Is


She-Mail Me Here



This message was edited by GonzoStyle on 7-15-01 @ 2:50 AM
Ahlexus
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 9:11 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

I never joined in the slacker thread


Come and join us GS, we don't bite. Well, not hard. :)



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Isn't it time someone start the 13th installment ?

My head hurts, who told me to eat the oysters?

--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo

AKA Captain F'n Doolittle
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-15-2001 @ 12:48 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
[hoarse voice]All's I gotta say is ya gotta love 20oz screwdrivers. Ow.[/hoarse voice]


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island


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