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Black Lazerus
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:22 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
Hello fellow slackers whats been up haven't been around in a while got written up for being the 5th higest internet user in my company. so iwill still be around but not as much.

Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Okay, all, I'm off to lunch. If you don't happen to find the donuts Ahlexus hid while I'm gone, I'll be more than happy to continue licking-- er, looking-- for them on her when I return. ;)

edit-- Hey, BL. Join the fun. Find the donuts on Ahlexus, win a prize. LOL :)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 7-16-01 @ 12:28 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi, anytime Babe!. And sorry for not letting you take off right away when I dropped you at your car, but think of how nice your hood looked after we finished that "buff job" ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Hey BL, AF.

Okay, who gave Pops the Viagra? I think we may need to bring him to the home. His heart can't handle this much excitement.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
I found Lt Boogaloo's woman. Where is he?






We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
AFD, long time...Still keeping America safe?

OAS, did you bring an oxygen tank with you???

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:39 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey all. I decided not to go to work today. But I'm still slacking, because I took off for no good reason. Thanks for Saturday, I had a blast. A little recap......

"I got left at the Alter.......on my birthday!" (works better then a puppy dog or a baby)
"I'm not wearing any underwear"
The official Lance Armstrong of OA.com ;-)
"My shorts are soaking wet!!!"
Ladi cant hold her liquor.
Hosp has a sadder story then Boogaloo
DW's roomate is in love with a gay guy.
"Capt. Doolittle"
OAS=Dad
Ladi can't seem to find a group of drunken misfits sitting on the boardwalk without help.
Nice helmet.
I was not watching a fucking guy take a shower, I got pissed that it wasn't a woman taking a shower.
Boogaloo like bath houses.
Hosp is alot unluckier then you think.
Calling your boss at 2am drunk is a bad idea.
Calling other OA.com members at 2am drunk is a worse idea.
Calling them a second time is suicide.
"Nice legs, I thought you were a swimmer"
GW doesnt talk until you give him a few drinks.
Not only am I a c-blocker, but I'm also a drink-blocker. You're just jealous cause the waitress wanted me.
Boogaloo likes to molest stuffed bears.
Spit doesn't always go commando.
No one wowed the group.
I got a private wow from Jen.
You would be surprised with the things you see on the boardwalk after all the bars close.
"Can I have a piece of your funnel cake?"
Driving home from the shore sucks ass.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:44 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
I think I see Ahlexus's doughnut: Better in Full Size




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-16-01 @ 12:49 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Oxygen tank?? That's actualy not a bad idea Cap'n. I get worried sometimes when the ladies are breathing so heavy gasping "Oh my god". It would give me peace of mind knowing it was there just in case they couldn't catch their breaths.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 12:54 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Hey, BL. Join the fun. Find the donuts on Ahlexus, win a prize. LOL

ok here are my guesses
1)its at band camp
2)some one put it in a goodie bag
3)the puerto rican girl stole it (waddle doodle there its fine)
4)some one is hiding it in their Dolphin
5)Hosp stole it and is looking at it insted of chick picks


Place your clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.


o&aswallow
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi, very, very nice.

I'll rescue the donut Ahlexus, DIVE, DIVE, DIVE!!


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I had to go work...

Regarding that girl with no underwear:
[star wars reference] Where did she go? Bring her back![/star wars reference]

Maynard, check out the newest board member


--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo

AKA Captain F'n Doolittle

This message was edited by Lt Boogaloo on 7-16-01 @ 1:09 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
That's why Maynard took the day off. With all of that thinking he couldn't get the energy up for anything else.

Who's the drink blocker?

And Maynard talks too much.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


AFDude
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
MF it's fine. In fact, "Guy" the offical Barksale alligator mascot got squashed by a B-52 on take off today. It was funny as shit; I was on the flightline watching a load crew when all of a sudden I heard this whining noise and saw a Buff hit the brakes.

There was green shit everywhere!
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay, today officially sucks. It's sad when the highlight of the day is lunch and you didn't take enough food with you.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Ahlexus
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
You guys are very good at this scavenger hunt stuff. But I really wish some of you would *warm* up your hands before performing a "search".

Ladi, you are too cool :)

quote:


Ahlexus, the board has been very slow all morning, but seems better now. Do you have a special donut for me


I have a very special donut for you Boss.. with a very special center.




Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com


This message was edited by Ahlexus on 7-16-01 @ 1:33 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
If we have another get together it has be a little further north. I can't travel that far that often in a single day. I could probably get 8 tickets to a Metrostars Soccer Game. Even if you're not into Soccerr we can just tailgate.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


spitfire421
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
::EDIT-- WOW! That's a first for me :)

This message was edited by spitfire421 on 7-16-01 @ 1:44 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
I'm back...what'd I miss? :)


Dad: Where do you get your values? From that stinking heavy metal music you listen to day and night?
Joe: Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all fucked up!

[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me
AFDude
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Just a story about "gator-cide" by a plane, Spit....:)

By the way, I no longer have the file for my old sig pic...anybody want to help me with a new one?

This message was edited by AFDude on 7-16-01 @ 1:39 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:38 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Geez Spit, you don't have to double post just because you were away for awhile, you post whore!

Ahlexus, a special center? Is it from Krispy Kreme and is the hot lamp on??

Hosp, buy a car, commute would have been under 2 hours.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:41 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Dude, find a Sig Whore or Fez or Gooch. I suck, just look at the poor quality of mine.

quote:

Slacking really brings out the vicious bi-sexual in me


Why is this turning me on?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-16-01 @ 1:47 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Why is this turning me on?

Too bad you have to ask ;)

Where is GW? It's almost 2, and I'm ready for "class." :)






We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Heyladi, I know why, I was just trying to get a lady to try to explain it.

Naughty little school girl.



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


o&aswallow
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi, Down girl....LOL

That catholic school girl uniform matches your new Converse high-tops. Which reminds me, nice shoes, wanna.... ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-16-01 @ 1:56 PM


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