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Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:20 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
You people are merciless....and I would have taken your offer for a place to stay but as I sorta recall, all you offered me were tissues and porn.

It is all Gilligan's fault, he C-blocked me at least 4 times that I sort of vaguely remember


--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo

AKA Captain F'n Doolittle

This message was edited by Lt Boogaloo on 7-16-01 @ 10:25 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:21 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Something else we learned, Poppa Swallow has Alzheimer's because it was Maynard and Boogaloo who had that conversation. I was busy trying to figure out why I didn't get fries with my Buffalo shrimp.



What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Metalfan
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
OAS, I can't entrust you with money......someone at your advanced age, you'll probably use it to buy this month's medication ;-)

You mean Gilligan is geeeeyyy in person too? ROFLMAO

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
And then this one time, at band camp...

Sounds like a good time was had by all, except for us poor bastards who couldn't make it.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

spitfire421
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Tools...just passing through, I'm crazy busy today! Had a great time Saturday :)

quote:

It is all Gilligan's fault, he C-blocked me at least 4 times that I sort of vaguely remember

No, man, you didn't need any help in that dept., you c-blocked yourself :P




Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
Ahlexus
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:31 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Where is Gilligan anyway?



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:32 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Gilligan spent 10 minutes staring at some guy showering....all this while we checked out Spit's underwear and drank heavily.

Does this mean I can get into the C-block team?

And who called my boss?

--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo

AKA Captain F'n Doolittle

This message was edited by Lt Boogaloo on 7-16-01 @ 10:36 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:33 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
So I take it all the ladies liked their gifts that I gave them?

And no people, the goodie bags were a joke so there won't be any being passed out. All thought the ladies who showed got a treat from my sack.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:34 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

I was busy trying to figure out why I didn't get fries with my Buffalo shrimp.



Those fries were good.

Ladi...I can tell you a couple things.
1) It was the first time I ever hooked up with a Puerto Rican girl.
2) No ceiling fans were invovled. That would have been nice though.

I also learned that OAS isn't that old.....and monkeys might fly out of my but.:)

I learned Dream drank herself sober.

I also learned Maynard has something for smooth legs.

Ladi does have a pettable dolphin, but knows nothing about MLB.

...and Lt Bugaloo was ocified and still able to function.





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:37 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
I learned that we can call him Dad, but somehow I always get stuck with the bill?



--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo

AKA Captain F'n Doolittle
Ahlexus
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:39 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

Gilligan spent 10 minutes staring at some guy showering


Uh oh.






Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

And who called my boss?
ROFL !!! I think it was Strawberry ;)

quote:

So I take it all the ladies liked their gifts
I finally got the sand off of my Dolphin ::wink wink nudge nudge:: You wanna pet it?




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:41 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
When did I get sand in the back pockets of the shorts I wore?

And yes, that bouncer and the cop did call me this morning at work to ask me if I was still pacing myself....

--A New Sig Under Construction--
If my answers frighten you, stop asking scary questions
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo

AKA Captain F'n Doolittle
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:43 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Ahlexus...believe me, he brought the barrel out Saturday.





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Metalfan
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:47 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

all this while we checked out Spit's underwear



Huh? Wha??? I thought, by her own admission, that our dear little Spit goes commando these days....LOL. Must have been some underwear then...LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:49 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I think that's why Spit was showing them off, she wasn't used to them being there. She even brought up how rare it was for her to have them on. I think with both Boogaloo and Swallow there she just felt safer with an extra layer.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


DreamWeaver
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:50 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Yes Hosp..thanx for the prize, although my bear is a little traumatized after Captain Ahab had his way with him...the poor thing was molested all night.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Who violated the stuffed animals? I spent all afternoon winning you ladies them and then you go and let people molest them and throw them in the sand. I'm hurt.

Anyone want to go to the Mets game tonight?


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.




This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-16-01 @ 10:59 AM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

It was the first time I ever hooked up with a Puerto Rican girl.

Everything in the right spots ?
quote:

Ladi, knows nothing about MLB.
I know the important things, 1st base, 2nd base... Slider in the dirt ;)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Morning, slacker-roos! :)

Wow, usually when I roll in here late, there's about 5 pages of material I have to catch up on... today there's only about 2 (TWO!). Slackerfest '01 must have been really great if it can leave you all slacking on your slacking. ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 7-16-01 @ 11:04 AM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 11:22 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
OK Terrific! I guess we are done with that topic.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 11:26 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Ladi, I think when you have a get together with a group of responsible individuals where nothing out of the ordinary goes on, there really isn't anything to say. I will say I'm not going to get involved with any future party planning if there is any so all else can have fun.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 11:27 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
We could tell you what we did instead of going to Slackstock, but who really wants to watch paint dry???

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::yawn:: This is truly a bad performance by the slacking crew......how can we fix that?

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-16-2001 @ 11:30 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
::brings in a fresh box of donuts for the late morning slackers::
::hides 2 of the powdered ones for Grumpy::
::tosses a glazed one into Maynard's barrel even though he's MIA::

This thread is loading sooo slowly for me. Anyone else having a prob?

Did anyone here see the movie "Duets?" Who the freak won the stupid $5000?? For those who haven't seen it, lucky you!




Escaped from Gilligan's Island
to GonzoStyle's Lair
OpieAnthony.com


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