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HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I chip in for no one. I'm one cheap motherfucker!!!


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
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Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Nice Straw. :)

Hosp, I guess you'll be sitting alone at the Tiki Bar. ;)




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
njstrawberry
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 3:59 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Can't I just spell out "Your Special" on his barrel with my pee? lol


I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Straw's day won't be complete until she gets to pee on someone's barrel. Any takers, anyone...

Oh, I Know! Since Maynard went home you can leave him something for tommorrow. ;)




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
o&aswallow
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Straw, having a bladder problem today??? ;-)


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:03 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
No, you see Heyladi, I don't look at buying women drinks as a waste of money, I look at it as an investment in the future. I've got some cash already put aside for you.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


njstrawberry
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:04 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Actually, now that you have brought it to my attention...I have pee'd a lot today...Maybe I should just bottle it and give it to Norton..lol

Okay, I am out (Yes, Hosp) like sauerkraut...I will see those of you attending bar9 tonight at bar9 and the rest of you not attending I will see you tomorrow...

same slack time, same slack place...nite all


I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Nuggetking
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:24 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Ahhhh... finally. 4:30pm, time for me to go find my freaky ass girlfriend. Nite all.

--------------------

PHILLY LOVES O&A!!!!!

...Adopted by Rone
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Oh the good old days of leaving at 4:00...now I'm stuck here until 5:30, still not doing anything worthwhile...

I think we should all chip in and buy Straw some Depends...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Cap'n, I was going to suggest we buy her her own Keg.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


njstrawberry
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Hey I wrote my name in snow once...all 8 letters...I can hold my urine until it adds up to a nice amount...lol

okay...I outtie...niiiiiiiiiiiiite slackers & slackettes


I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 4:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
OK kids, Goodnight. Today was fun.
Something/someone else take care of tommorrow. ;)

Ooooo, Spiffy! New buttons.




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-10-01 @ 4:57 PM
NJ Panther
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 5:12 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

with a velvet pillow on the bottom to cushion your tushie. Ya HOMO!

Does that suit you?




Nice....but I think the pillow was a lil much...you been talkin to gonz again?

Anyway....out for today....seeyas



"I want my 2 dollars!"

"I used to have a great attitude towards people, but you went and screwed that up!"
Metalfan
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 7:28 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Morning slackeroos....I figured I join in the fun and visit thespark......the envelope please:

You are 25% GAY!

Which is significantly lower than the average of 36%.

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:23 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Good morning Metal,

Stuck in an office, no chance of parole...what a way to spend a beautiful Wednesday...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:30 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Capn, Metal.

8 hours of slacking ahead.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Metalfan
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:31 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Its an effin life sentence, isn't it Cap'n

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Banana_juice
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
good morning everyone. what a crappy ass day. it is going to pour out.


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special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:32 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Yeah, but I'm not guilty...I got screwed by my lawyer.

Now, can you get me a poster of Rita Heyward?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:38 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Mornin folks. Hey, why does my barrel smell like pee? Anyone? Anyone?

Metalfan
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:41 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
I dunno Gilligan....did Wilbur get loose in here again?

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Nuggetking
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:42 AM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jun. 01
Mornin' all.

I wish I was at the F'ing shore.

--------------------

PHILLY LOVES O&A!!!!!

...Adopted by Rone
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:53 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Morning Fiends - quiet this morning.

Where is OAS, he has a new status :) just saw it on the first page.




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-11-01 @ 8:59 AM
Metalfan
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 8:57 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Morning Fiends


Freudian slip, HL? ;-)

quote:

quiet this morning


I'm sure you can help fix that :-) What's your topic of discussion this morning?

As far as OAS status....yes he is....LOL



E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-11-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
No MF, my Freudian Slip is not showing :)
I meant fiends, as in by the Misfits, cause you're all crazy ;)

Fiend Club

We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club
We are the Fiend Club Not you! Not you!
You dress so messed up Your hair is too long
But I'm changing it all of the time
We march and we fall We're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
Evil all the time We are the Fiend Club
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club
Not you! Not you!
We are the Fiend Club


quote:

What's your topic of discussion this morning?
I'm tired from all that "work" I did yesterday.







She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


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