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gonzo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:55 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy...you've never heard me sing, and as far as my looks, at least I don't have a 40 year-old's head on a 12 year-old's body...

(clink...clink...clink...clink...)Willllburrr...come out to playyyyayyyyy.....
Willllburrr...come out to playyyyayyyyy.....

Ms. Moneypenny....welcome. Don't be frightened...I mess with Grumpy because he begs for it and he loves the abuse. Some might even say he gets off to it.


THANKS TO GRUMPY AND MAYNARD FOR THE PIC

"The guy who said `there's nothing to fear but fear itself`....HE NEVER MET ME." -Triple H

"Just your friendly neighborhood rabbit and squirrel, not a plastic explosive or anything..." -Caddyshack
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:56 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
Welcome Ms Moneypenny! :)

Congrats on getting adopted by Grumpy. He's the best of the adopters (j/k, he paid me to say that). Seriously, he is a wonderful guy who takes very good care of the ladies here at OA.com. And the ultimate c-blocker (and no, he didn't pay me to say that).

Nice to meet you! :)



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 3:58 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

He's the best of the adopters

HEY!


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Ahlexus
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:02 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

HEY!


I saaaaiiiddddd j/k! Sheesh.


:)



Escaped from Gilligan's Island
OpieAnthony.com
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Psycho Mark suing WNEW. I was able to talk one former employee out of it once but I can't believe Mark is that stupid. I guess he can't afford his pot anymore.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


atomic punk
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Welcome aboard, Ms. Moneypenny. :) Pay no attention to what Grumpy said about us. That was just his Napoleonic complex manifesting itself in a fit of jealousy. I'm sure you'll find most of us to be harmless. (Watch out for Metalfan though, he bites!)




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

HEY!



ahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha!!!!!



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Ms Moneypenny
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
Hanger-On
Registered: Jul. 01
Thanks for the welcome guys and Ahlexus. I am very honored to be part of the Grumpy family even after seeing that scary picture that Maynard posted.

Under the care and supervision of a mean midget with a bad attitude.
Adopted by Grumpy
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:11 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Dec. 00
hI just found a greta pic of King and Gilligan. I can't figure out which is which though. Can I get a little help?



I almost forgot two more tards in here.

Banana Juice - they call him that because he likes it. ALOT!
Skitch - the monogoloid retard who consistantly forgets to get on the shortbus with his helmet.

I'm outta here. later people.

Ms. money Penny - don't let the boys scare ya.


If you're having problems with your sig pic site host, feel free to go here: Visit this Website

Newest member of Grumpy's home for demented and psychotic midgets: ms moneypenny.
Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
hmmm, guess Grump's now trying to c-tease with animal porn??? Whatever floats your boat...

Welcome to the fold Ms Moneypenny :)


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:21 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Oh well ladies and gents, another day of slacking is behind us. Goodnight all, I'm off to get me hair cut. Peace.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Banana_juice
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:26 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
ok you tools and toolettes.. i am outta here. i will miss ya all (sniff sniff).. i dont think i will be on tomorrow and i wont be on at all next week cause i will be in seattle .. so enjoy the slackers party, do some shots for me, and i will talk to you guys next monday....


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it



This message was edited by Banana_juice on 7-12-01 @ 4:34 PM
spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:32 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Good Luck tomorrow BJ :)


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
Banana_juice
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:35 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Thanks spit.. if i am not on next monday, july 23, it means i am in jail. haha. only kidding. my punishment does not include jail time


E-Mail Me
special thanks to maynard and grumpy for the sig pic and the help posting it

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:42 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
OK last time for today:

TIKI BAR GUEST LIST

Dream, Spit, Ladi - Yes
Ahlexus - Not unless someone has a priv jet
Hosp - Yes
OAS - Yes
Maynard - Yes
Staw/Panther - Yes
Boogaloo - Yes
Drunk - Yes
Fun Bags - Maybe
skitchr4u - Maybe
Gonzo- Yes
PsychoB- Maybe
Moosens - Yes

NO - Metal, Grumpy, Atomic, Cap'n, Wage, Bannana ...

If anyone sees RonRedDog... tell him to drop by the Slarkers place.

Anyone Else Coming ??? !!!

THE SCHEDULE

5:00pm at the Tiki bar (or whenever you get there)
5:30 or 6 go get some food (i'm sure spit or DW can come up with a good resteraunt for us to go to)
After dinner go back to the Tiki and meet up with anyone that skipped dinner
Drink till we're unconcious (Unless you are driving, of course, cause we are all "responsible" adults)









We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 4:48 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
Okay all, if your up, tomorrow morning I'll be on The Sportsguys for a spicy wing eating contest. Listen if you care.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 7:29 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Welcome Ms. Moneypenny.....but don't be fooled. Grumpy is as geeey as the day is long, he just puts on the tough midget persona. It's all part of his Napoleanic complex. You're in good hands (vienna sausage fingers and all), just don't stand in front of the pig ;-)

Oh, and fidget, thanks for top billing on your list ::sniff:: I feel so special.....deek! LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 7-13-01 @ 7:38 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 7:56 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Second??? How did this happen? Ahhh.....it's the usual Friday scenario....slack all week and leave all your work for Friday. Wow, I just feel so special being able to post second this morning.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:02 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Gilligan, its just sucks that I get to see everyone else roll in every morning...ROFL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Morning Metal, Maynard

I pulled my fucking hamstring last night and now I'm walking around like King Gimp.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Wendy
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Sep. 00
Psycho Mark's suing NEW? For what? Wrongful termination?

It won't fly ... I'm in HR and they'll win if that's the basis of the suit.



wendy@opieanthony.com
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:28 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
That sucks GW. You still gonna be able to come tomorrow? Whoa....that sounds pretty scary...tomorrow? We have been planning this for so friggin long, now it's finally herre. WOO-HOO!


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
o&aswallow
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
Morning Metal, Gilligan, GW. Another day of meetings in America's heartland today, then the Tiki tomorrow. Ah, life is good.

And MsMoneyPenny, pay no attention to Grumpy. He thinks I'm old. Was James Bond old? Of course not, like him I'm experienced and refined. Welcome.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:44 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

I'm in HR and they'll win if that's the basis of the suit



Now Wendy, you should know better than to post intelligently in this thread....LOL. Just read OAS posts to get an idea of an appropriate response to things....LOL ;-)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-13-2001 @ 8:46 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Hi Kids - alot of work to do this morning, & the company picnic is this afternoon, so I won't be seeing you. (I hope we can leave early too)

Spit - IM me if & when you're here :)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


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