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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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What happened to metal? Is he off hitting on teen girls while his wife and kids wait at home for him again?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island




This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-17-01 @ 1:34 PM
skitchr4u
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Split Personality #1
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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aw, just go give him a rim job so he can sget the flow going!! you konw you want to


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skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 12:52 PM      
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aw, just go give him a rim job so he can sget the flow going!! you konw you want to


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Grumpy
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posted on 07-17-2001 @ 12:55 PM      
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you seem to know an aweful lot about rimjobs there ski boy! Speaking from experience?

Tell you grandma I'll be late tonight. If she's really in a hurry, I'll send gilligan's mom over for her nightly S&M session. She really knows how to use the generator powered dildos. You have seen what she did to metal's ass last time. He couldn't walk to a week.


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Any and all inappropriate behaviour should be reported to me.


Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:08 PM      
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Well, if it isn't the kettle calling the pot FAG!

The last time I was in a room so devoid of testosterone, it was Girl Scouts meeting. Do any of you stand when you piss? Oh I'm sorry, judging by the smell, you don't even drop your pants to shit.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Talk about shitting fudge boy. Did you get your name from the amount of shit in your pants, or the amount of fudge you pack?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
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Carrot top - You're calling me a Fag? This coming from the person who walks times square in drag and hooks for fun. Not even for the money, but because that's the only way you can get laid. And you're calling me a fag?

Don't you have an AT&T commercial to shoot or something?


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Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Hey, any of you homos ever notice the big fucking smile Gilligan has right after he takes a long bicycle ride??? Couldn't be that he forgot to put the damn seat back on and has been anally raped by his bike.....AGAIN!!

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Sticky, it's called a kilt, and I can't help it if it makes me irresistible to teen girls. You and Maynard on the other hand, couldn't get laid if you were a brick or blown if you were glass. Here's a phone number for you: 1 800 MAN JUNK. Call soon, your Dad misses you.



I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:32 PM      
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As for the fidget.....I heard a report that the local zoo is missing its prized anteater....bet when that thing shoves its snout up the midget's ass, it comes out his mouth.

Grump, comment?

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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I don't know if I'd go so far as to call Cap'n an anteater. But I did hear he likes his tongue up man ass.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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grump comment? well, truth be told. I did steal the anteater (aka - capn's mom) but it was for Gilligan. The poor boy needed a BJ and I know she's good for a suck or two on a good day.

Speaking of sucking, Metal - can you tell your sister to come over tomorrow? The puss has been ooozing from my ass again. I need her to suck it clean again.


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Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Maynard, since you are soooooo confused, I'll explain it to you 1 last time: Women are the ones with boobs and no penis. So you are actually getting anally pounded by men.

Sorry to burst your bubble.

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

King f-tard
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
This coming from a guy who likes to dress up like charo on halloween and then has little boys dance the lambada naked with him.





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:49 PM      
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Sorry Grump, she's busy......but she'll send our little mexican landscaper over like last time. We heard you really enjoyed the leaf blower.

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:57 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
What the fuck happened in here?

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:58 PM      
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See Gilligan....DW is a woman....notice the difference? Nice of our first chew toy to enter....LOL. Everyone have their helmets? Time to dance

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Grumpy
SAGILLID The Midget Message Board Mauler rides his trusty mount Wilbur once again!! Internet Idiots beware!!
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Holy Shit! Fellas Pull your pants up.
Metal, stop giving KingF a hummer.
Gilligan, quit yankee your crankee in capn's face.

WE GOT US A LADY IN DA HOUSE!

Hi Dream - welcome to the debauchery. Now you see what boys really do when the chicks are gone. We're just waiting for AFdude to show up so we can anally violate his dog and pet turtle. Have you seen him around lately?


::leads Dream to the kiddie pool area and puts her on the edge waiting for someone to push her in::
::while her back is turned, fills the pool with man splooge that gilligan has been saving up with capn when they thought no one was looking::

Dream - wanna go for a swim?


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This message was edited by Grumpy on 7-17-01 @ 2:04 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

This coming from a guy who likes to dress up like charo on halloween and then has little boys dance the lambada naked with him.

I think AFDude may like that. Where is he anyway? Is he getting another hummer from your dad king?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-17-01 @ 2:05 PM
King f-tard
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:03 PM      
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Hey Dream, how they be hanging? Let me aks yuo one question...Do you feel lucky today?





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:04 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Holy shit, you boys are scaring me....I'm outta here...You've all gone mad

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Do you feel lucky today?


How could she feel lucky surrounded by a bunch of no dick donkey rapers like you homos???

Geez-us, Grumpy is still talking about his first handy from his gradma for christ's sake

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
F-tard, you wouldn't know how to get lucky if a girl was already naked on the bed.

Put you ball gag back in & bend over, the other boys are drooling after your ass.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:grabs dream by the ankle before she has a chance to get away:
OK, now who's gonna start the fire and get the rotisseriee going?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

F-tard, you wouldn't know how to get lucky if a girl was already naked on the bed.

I thought that was Lt Boogaloo that couldnt get laid?

Now bring that lovely little baloon knot over here so I can have my way with you.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island


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