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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 12 - Will My Employer Ever Realize Their Return on Investment??
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Metal ride grumpy's pig straight up GW's peehole



Bzzzzzzzz...wrong, try again dumbass!! Wilbur has a clear shot up your ass, and then he's gonna come out the top of your head....mouse boy. Then he's gonna snuff your sorry ass like a truffle

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hey GW, I think that you should talk to metal about your rondevous with that peurto rican guy on Sat nite. He keeps asking me about it but I dont know the story. I think he's getting jealous. Fuckin stalker. Just let him give you a blow job and get it over with already.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Shit, and I thought I had let you off easy! ;)

::Smacks Gaynard a few more times to make sure he's down for the count::

::Throws a hunk of cheese up Ladi's honeypot. Pinky and a bunch of other mice go scrambling up there, American Psycho-style (read the novel, and you'll understand the reference)::

::Kicks Metal in the empty space where his yambag used to be before Spitfire bit it off. Tosses him into Gilligan's barrel. Listens and laughs as Metal screams, "The horror! The horror!"::



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:45 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
I'm sorry Brain. I apolagize, apolagize.

Here, have this little dessert I made for you. I'ts a little chocolate tort. Don't mind the extreme minty taste. :-)


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:51 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Good thing I ate onions today ::letting out a thunderous blast of flatulence propelling myself from the barrel::

Now, where did she go? ::taking a high powered dirt devil..sucking up all of Ladi's steamer...switching it from suck to blow and spraying down all the walls in the room:: Here mouse, mouse, mouse...I have a special bath for you ::sinister laugh::

::grabbing Ladi by the tatas and launching her into a rancid pool of man juice::

Hehehe

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:52 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Here, have this little dessert I made for you. I'ts a little chocolate tort. Don't mind the extreme minty taste.

Awww, thanks, Maynard. :)

::Unsure of the validity of the peace offering, gives it to his official taste taster... crams the tort down Ladi's throat to gag her screams as two dozen mice claw at her love zone for the cheese.::

edit-- damn, why don't we all just take care of Ladi first, seeing as how she's taking potshots from us in every post... LMAO ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 7-18-01 @ 1:56 PM
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
::slaps Brain w/beer bottle for using a term like "Love Zone"::




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:22 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
::hangs Ladi from the ceiling fan for wasting beer::

::laughing at the shards of glass hanging off of Brain's disfigured skull::

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
::shoves another broken bottle up Petal's ass::

Didn't say I wasn't drinking them first.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:25 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

::slaps Brain w/beer bottle for using a term like "Love Zone"::

Not that it matters now... that "zone" looks more like Hiroshima after the blast now that the mice have torn it all up. LOL

::watches Ladi dangle upside down from Strawberry's ceiling fan, mice swarming her innards tearing at cheese::

::Boots Metal to one side (no allies here!) so he has a clear shot at Ladi with his sledgehammer::

Ooooh... a leather-clad pinata... NICE! ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
::drops cheese & mice onto Brain's head::
::climbs down from ceiling fan, as mice swarm Brain enourmous, balding, mouse head::
::drives pointy boot heel through Brain's leg, to pin that wiggly mouse down::
::snatches sledge hammer, & plays Smash-the-Mice-On-Brain's-Big-Head::





We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:39 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Petal? Who the F is Petal???? LOL

In any event ::I turn and face pinata head and leather queen and let loose a virtual claymore type of explosion of glass and feces from my ass::

Dodge those bullets kids ;-)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:48 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
::grabs hold of lever, pulls. Giant anvil falls on Ladi (hey classic WB gag). Frees himself from boot heel.::

::Throws Velveeta all over whatever parts of Ladi stick out from under the anvil. The mice resume their feasting.::



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 2:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
I hate Velveeta!!

Smacks Brain upside of the head with empty Corona bottle

Gaynard, get back in the barrel. Your Dr. called and said the results weren't good. Looks like you knocked up Metal's mom and you both have the HIV's.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
King f-tard
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 3:50 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
::sneaks back into room after beer run. Replenishes stock of beers, pounds one and hurls bottle at ladi. Removes wrapping off of a twinkie and throws on gilligans head, and waits for Mendi to come in and squash it.


Laughs at all glass and feces stuck to walls and metal's ass. Ponders about Brain's obsession with Mice and Ladi's love zone (I like that one)

sparks yet another joint and passes to Brain, looks like he could use it..





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 4:10 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Hey F-Tard, can I get some of that, today was rough ;)

And GW, if you have the mushrooms, pull up a chair.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
King f-tard
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 7:45 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
Sure ladi, just make sure to share.





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 8:51 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::puff puff pass::




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:03 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::puff puff...watching Ladi's chest...puff puff pass:: ;-)

EDIT - Ladi, do you have AIM or e-mail? Need to talk to you about something

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 7-19-01 @ 9:07 AM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:31 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
No MF, I don't think Ladi want's to have cyber with you.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:35 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Need to talk to you about something

Could that sound any more ominous... What?

I think I killed 13




Some say that's where man began
On this wasted piece of land
Where evolution's yet to show
Forbidden Zone Blasting into outer space
The planet of the apes
Evolutions's one hero Crossing a plain into another dimension
A million years into the future
Crossing a path into another dimension
We the unseen Back on earth it's all you'll read about
All the evidence destroyed
Maps and legends mark the firewalls
We the lost abandoned saviors
of the forbidden zone
We shall sustain the forbidden zone
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:38 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

I think I killed 13

[evil laugh]HeHeHeHeHaHAHaHaHAHA....[/evil laugh]


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:40 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Could that sound any more ominous... What?



Silly....its not. But I wanted to ask your opinion about something specific. Its harmless

::whacking Gilligan over the head with a spade shovel:: Shut up dammit...LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:44 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:rubs the huge bump on my head:
Ow deek. LoL ;-)


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 9:58 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
I hear its nicey nice in here now, have I been deceived?

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance


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