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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 12 - Will My Employer Ever Realize Their Return on Investment??
DreamWeaver
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Its like fucking Lord of the Flies in here...Where's Piggy, come here Piggy..oink oink

stand by your friends, wrong or right
can't call that justice when its just a stupid excuse to fight
single out and attack the ones who got no defense
you call that a new way of thinking i call it regression to ignorance
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Rotisseriee !? - are you kidding? None of you have dick enough to prop any girl up on.
quote:

Now bring that lovely little baloon knot over here
I know you love the Clevland Steamer Maynard, maybe Metal will help you out.

PS- I don't know if I can keep up w/you "pros", but this is F'ing funny!






We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-17-01 @ 2:20 PM
Black Lazerus
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:16 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
:Walks in says,

" so this is where they moved Fight Club"

walks to corner sees F-tard cowering:
:walks to next corner looks at everyone looking at him with eyes that say who's the black guy:
:sets beer down unwraps chicken gyro:

"Yeah I am a asshole."So what's your point?




FN Moron
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I Mod VG's ass!
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
hey... can you slackers keep to one thread?...damn, where's a mod when you need one... oh, wait...nevermind

click on my sig pic to view my photo albums

Professional Slacker
I should get paid for this crap...
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
DW...you'll know when Wilbur gets here ::grabbing DW's ankles, helping Gilligan:: Ok, where do we put her now???

Hey Fidget...check your mail, not male

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:20 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
I can't believe you faiiiigs have 2(2) lovely FEMALES in the house and you still want to play gooogies. Ponderous, effin ponderous!

Hey Ladi, nice shoes, wanna *&%~?

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

maybe Metal will help you out



Metal only helps himself ::hoisting up Ladi over my shoulder...gagging her and shoving a rotisserie spit up her ass:: Where ya going now girlie?

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
AHHH!!!! What on earth did I get myself into?? You keep away from me Maynard!!


AIM: SkiT4you
First Member of the JWO
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
So if I can't have the balloon knot Ladi, then just open your mouth and close your eyes, I have a surprise for you.

Hey DW, we already ate the Wilbur. We're warming up the fire for you.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
If I close my eyes I won't be able to find it




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:31 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh don't worry ladi, I'll guide it in. Now remember, no teeth. If I wanted that, I'd go back to skitchers mom.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
AFDude
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:34 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Oct. 00
LOL...it's refreshing to see some F-tards just never change no matter how long you go away for...


Trust me, I'm only pretending to care.

Any potential adoptees can contact me at AFDude@opieanthony.com.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Metal, when you're done with that, I have a stap-on w/your name on it. And you go in this thing:




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
walks into cluster fuck

walks away shaking head



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:42 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Now that thing looks hot ladi. Are you gonna hop in and let me take you for a test drive?


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
o&aswallow
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:43 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Jan. 01
What a fucking bunch of idiots. Ladi has you boys running for cover...LOL

Ladi, when your done toying with these rookies, bring your toys and come over to my place..

Moron, board this place up and string the yellow police tape around this crime scene.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-17-01 @ 2:47 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Who let the old man in here to spoil our fun? Did you run out of viagra again? Who said OAS is not as old as they thought? When I met him, I called the paramedics. I though he was gonna keel over and die on us. Somebody get the oxygen.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:47 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Your pic may be Julie Strain, but you're not ;-)

::slapping Ladi on the ass and throwing her in the chum pool:: Rest here for a while...LOL

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:50 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01


How about I tie the lot of you together, over that couch over there. ::kicks Lazerus & his chicken burrito off::

(It was funnier when I wasn't here, maybe I should go, & you all can resume the Sausage Party)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
King f-tard
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 2:53 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
::picks ladi up from the feces ridden muck, rips off her training bra and panties. Snatches beer from BL and pours it on ladi, then procedes to tie her wrists to her ankles until she smiles at both ends.

Okay, I'm ready, anyone else in??






Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:02 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Kicks king in the nuts so hard he can taste his lunch. Take that you fucker.
Now I get ladi all to myself.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:05 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::mouth still tied::
mumble, mumble, mumble
::wiggle, wiggle::




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:06 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
::laughing:: Gilligan volutarily taking a dip in the chum pool just to be with Ladi......what a homo ass-f tool.....LOL ::laughing on the way out::

::smiling watching the rotisserie spit bounce in the air as Ladi wiggles her ass:: Cute, very cute...now if only there was some sauce to put on that A...LOL
E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 7-17-01 @ 3:14 PM
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 3:35 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey metal, why don't you use some of that special man sacue that you like so much. You know, the one you use on your BBQ. I'm sure all the other faggots in here would love that.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-17-2001 @ 4:45 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Your pic may be Julie Strain, but you're not
Well MF, if your wife ever let you leave the house, you'd know if I am or not




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


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