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Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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I like someone who will surprise me, both in and out of the bedroom (before you tools say anything...NOT like in the Crying Game....Deeks! Has to be a real woman! LOL)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:50 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

no sexual encounter too over the top.

Not surprising, considering your venture into porn ;)

Just noticed, where did all the girls go? Everyone for that matter. You all can't possibly want to be actually doing work.




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:54 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

Has to be a real woman


Mannequins aren't cutting it?



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Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:55 AM      
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quote:

Mannequins aren't cutting it?



Hey, how did you find out my pet name for your sister?? ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:58 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Just noticed, where did all the girls go? Everyone for that matter.



Early lunches, the true sign of a slacker.





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Damn that frigid strumpet...I thought Daddy taught her better than that.



-- It's a grid! --
Breasts!! One More Shot! One More Beer!!

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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

pet name for your sister

Cause she's quiet & stiff, hmmm ? Well at least she won't complain when you break out the Nacho cheese.




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-10-01 @ 12:03 PM
o&aswallow
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
OK, let me play catch-up. Nothing is too freaky I guess. I may choose not to participate, but open to most anything once (notice most was put into that sentance so you wise asses can forget interjecting any gay comments).

I prefer aggressive. Why were at it, moaners and screamers prefered and kinky always welcome.

Lt. B. Mannequins only if they are the bendable poseable types.


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Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.

This message was edited by o&aswallow on 7-10-01 @ 12:06 PM
Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

quiet & stiff



No, I am not talking about necrophelia.....LOL.

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Lt_Boogaloo
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:01 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

stiff, hmmm?


Stiff....heh heh



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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:03 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Cause she's quiet & stiff, hmmm


Nahhh! it's cuz she just lays there and doesn't move.

Wha wha what? I was drunk and Metal dared me. So I did. Hey! poontang is poontang, even if it's bugashit's sister.


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heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

necrophelia

EW EW EW MOOD KILLER !

Ick, now I'm all creeped out. I can't even take funerals. I've made it maybe 10/15 ft to the coffin, if that.

Quick someone change the subject. What are our thoughts on feet? Legs? What is your favorite part of the girl (besides the vag ;))




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:05 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
oops double - tried to change it before it went through

This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-10-01 @ 12:12 PM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:06 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
The one thing that I got out of the whole porno experience was just sitting down with the ladies and getting pointers and even some demonstrations on how to be a better lover. I've done all of my research.


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Drunken GW
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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:08 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Nacho cheese = bad

Did you guys throw Lt Bg in the barell?:)

I heard that wasn't his sister, it was his brother. You guys should have turned on the lights.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
o&aswallow
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Feet....ummmmmmmm, It's where the erotic experience begins. Work a great foot massage and you melt in my hands Ladi.

Well folks, back to class, see ya all later.


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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Sorry HL...was unintentional

Foot massage, good. Sucking toes....ewwwwwwww

HL...favorite parts....legs, eyes and breasts (duh).

Dubya, at least I wasn't drunk enough to actually be the one to F him...ROFL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 7-10-01 @ 12:14 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:11 PM      
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Research? Those who can do, those who can't do research...lol All in good fun Hosp!

Anybody else have a tattoo? Mine is all raised up and itchy as hell...

I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

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People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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I like small feet, with small toes....preferablly clean.:)

I like my feet(size 12 1/2) to be massaged but nothing else. That lickey/suckey thing doesn't do it for me....might as well move up the ladder.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

sucking toes ... ewwwww

Her's or your's ?

Tatoo - DON'T ITCH, just slap it. But lots of Diaper Rash stuff on it, or else "Bag Balm" green can in some drug stores. If you let it dry out it might get rooooned.




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-10-01 @ 12:19 PM
Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:14 PM      
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quote:

What are our thoughts on feet? Legs?


As I said before and have bored the hell out of you: covered in stocking or thigh-highs, but not pantyhose or tights. Hey, Frederick's is having a kick ass sale. All corsets are on sale!







220, 221, whatever it takes.
Ahlexus
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:18 PM      
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Registered: Jun. 01
quote:

might as well move up the ladder


::wondering what's at the top of that ladder::



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MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hey, Frederick's is having a kick ass sale. All corsets are on sale!

How do you know this sloats? First you want to c-tease, then you want to go out and buy corstes. Is there something you want to tell us?

Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Her's or your's ?



Well, I won't, and like Dubya, I have large feet (Size 13), so any woman wanting to suck my toes is doing to at her own risk....LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 12:20 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Yep. I bang my wife. I bang her even better when she's wearing corsets.







220, 221, whatever it takes.


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