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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 12 - Will My Employer Ever Realize Their Return on Investment??
spitfire421
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:09 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
OK, who the hell left the blowtorch going? Look what you did!!!!



Everyone out!


Dad: Where do you get your values? From that stinking heavy metal music you listen to day and night?
Joe: Yeah, that's it, man. It's all the music! You know everything is just fine until we just listen to a couple of heavy metal albums. Then we get all fucked up!

[Email]spitfire@opieanthony.com">E-Mail Me
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:10 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
:shoves that new beer up kings ass and turns him on his head so he can drink it:
Hey king.....don't fuck with ladi.....she's my cum-guzzling whore.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Well gah damn, look who just got off the short bus without her hockey helmet :-) Come here so I can make pretzels out of your legs and coat them with my man juice Spit....LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:pisses on fire to put it out:
There, now there's a nice stink in here. Grumpy should feel right at home.

Hey spit, we're not leaving that easily. Try again. Now get over here and hob on my nob stoner.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 10:54 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Give a brotha a hand.

Ok GW, since you asked.
::hot glues Maynard's hand to GW's C::
There that should hold you for awhile
quote:

There there Ladi.....come with me

::sets out shots of Bukaki in preparation for Metal's arrival::






We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:00 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
::laughing at Gilligan and GW:: Always suspected you two were rump wranglers....LOL

Aw Ladi, you forgot the house rules sweetie....the one who pours....drinks. Now get to slurping that man juice....LOL I made a special batch just for you ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
ah na na, I see you really don't get out Metal

They have these things called Shot Girls... I'll hold the glass for you... but you're the drinker






We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:04 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
:tears hand off GW's c....realizes he ripped his c off with it:

Here metal, have a taste of this.
:shoves fist with GW's c down metals throat:


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:08 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Damn, tastes like chicken....LOL.

::throwing Ladi face down on the Bukaki tray:: You know you'll enjoy those drinks more than I will ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
So let me get this straight metalfag. You think that dick tastes like chicken?

ROFL......faggot.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
Not quite Gaylligan, you asswipe. Dubya fucked a chicken last night and never cleaned up....that's why it tastes like chicken.

Where's Ladi? Still gargling on my sparkling man cider?

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Nah, she's over here tickling my brown eye with her tongue while your sister is blowing me.

So, do you like the taste of chicken? Faaaag.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:40 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Stupid Geocities - ruin my joke will you

::addresses mail-bomb to Geocites HQ::
__________

::breaks bottle against wall::
::cuts Maynard's sac, to relieve Blue Balls::
Metal's sister may be a slut, but she could suck a virgin off. Metal didn't teach her right.




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight




This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-18-01 @ 11:53 AM
Metalfan
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 11:59 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Well then Ladi, why don't you put your money where your mouth is and show us the right way ;-)

"She's a whuaaah" LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:09 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
I would if I could find it. I didn't think it was That cold in here!

Oh wait maybe this will help:






We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
King f-tard
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:13 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
So both metal and Gilligan are gay, wow this room is so full of estrogen that it hurts.

::pulls beer out of ass, throws empty can at Gayligans head, then lights big fat cigar to try to get some testosterone in room.





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:36 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Give me back my C.

Takes back C

Ladi...Lookie lookie I got something for you. Stretch out those legs, time for a workout.

Metal, I'm suprised you don't know what your mom tastes like by now.
Gaynard you cockmunching faggot, go home to your sister's lice infested Don King in a headlock looking snatch, your brother is already there.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:51 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::puts on ugly, small spandex outfit::
::splashes self w/water::

Ok, GW time for the Puerto Rican Day Parade




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 12:58 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
HAha..that's funny on 2 fronts.

Pulls out nipple clips and applies them to Ladi's tatas

What yah gonna do now?



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:06 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Grabs brain and shoves his head up GW's thus then drowning him in the cum pool GW calls an ass.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:18 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::strings Brain up by his feet, from the ceiling::
::baiting Pinky into dropping by::





We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:20 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Oh look, a brain pinata.
:swings bat at the little pussy hanging from the ceiling:

If you had balls, I'd cut them off and feed them to Ladi.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

::strings Brain up by his feet, from the ceiling::

OK, that does it... do I look like Strawberry to you? LOL

::Unties himself, flips down and cracks Gaynard on the head with a sledgehammer::

::Pinky comes in, flips Ladi over and gives her all 2 cm of his throbbing mouse meat, screaming NARF! POIT!::

::Cracks Gaynard over the head again for good measure, then sits down with a cool Sam Adams to watch Metal ride Grumpy's pig straight up GW's peehole::



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!

This message was edited by The Brain on 7-18-01 @ 1:28 PM
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:25 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
Maynard this infatuation you have with my ass is something you may want to look into. Oh wait there was that guy in the shower you noticed, and you do shave areas other then your face.:) Sounds like a pretty little faggot to me.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-18-2001 @ 1:31 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::trying to return the favor for Pinky, accidentally swallows him::

::Clevland Steamers him onto Metal::

(Brain - too funny, you're going to blow my cover at work. I seriously did LOL :))




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


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