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Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:15 AM      
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Happy Birthday FMFB :-) Hope its a good one!!!

EDIT - Married, thus then exempt from Spit's question....LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.

This message was edited by Metalfan on 7-12-01 @ 11:18 AM
AFDude
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thank God I have tomorrow off. With un-packing extra shit, moving into a new apartment and taking 3 weeks of leave my drinking has suffered, big time. I'm thinking a 3 day weekend in New Orleans is called for...



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spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
To answer my own question:

Like everyone else, whenever the mood strikes (since my bf works overnights and I'm alone a lot well...)
I have a sinple vibrator (time to get a newer, more complex one soon) named George :) lol
And it will completely blow your mind if a guy uses one while he's going down ;)


Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
atomic punk
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:21 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
FMFB - Hopefully, you'll get some good news about your friend that will jump start your b-day. :)

To answer Spit's quetions:

Masturbation - A lot less as a newlywed! :)
Toys - Never used them, but wouldn't be opposed if that's what she wanted.

I second GW's movement to ban talk of Hosp's penis. Too geeeeyyy.





Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:23 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

Married, thus then exempt from Spit's question
She won't let you do that either huh? ;)




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Hosp...I want the one that they sell in the Village Voice...its like $99 but it says gauranteed to satisfy... :)

Thanks everyone for the happy birtdays! :)

Hope ya'll have fun Saturday.


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




Grumpy
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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:24 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
FMFB - Happy Birthday Sweetie!

I found you a vibrator. It comes with it's own diesel generator:


GEORGE


What do you think? Good enough? They have bigger generators if you want.


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This message was edited by Grumpy on 7-12-01 @ 11:26 AM
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
No need for appliances...she's not into them, I think...

Macho response -- Because I'm more than enough man for her

--A New Sig Under Construction--
Thank you Froy for the assistance
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:28 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

She won't let you do that either huh?



HL=sexy, wise and perceptive.....LOL.

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:29 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
TIKI BAR GUEST LIST


Dream, Spit, Ladi - Yes
Ahlexus - Not unless someone has a priv jet
Hosp - Yes
OAS - Yes
Maynard - Yes
Wage - No

??? : Metal, Cap'n, Grumpy, D GW, Red Dog, Buttmunch, ... Who else ...




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:33 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Is that vibrator for me? I was kinda hoping for something smaller.. :)

I am so bored...I wanna go to the hospital already!

OMG...I am watching Jerry Springer and they are looking for new guests so it goes "Are you so obeese you can't leave your home? Call us and tell us about it." Oh dear.


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
so did everyone miss my sat questions?
I think so because the page flipped jsut after that. I'll repost it.

quote:

OK people......we need to finalize these plans for saturday.

5:00pm at the Tiki bar
5:30 or 6 go get some food (i'm sure spit or DW can come up with a good resteraunt for us to go to)
After dinner go back to the Tiki and meet up with anyone that skipped dinner
Drink till we're unconcious

How's this sound to all the attendee's? By the way, who's going?


EDIT Sorry Ladi, didn't see that. At least you were paying attention.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island


This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-12-01 @ 11:36 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:35 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
What is the Zip Code of Point Pleasant?




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This message was edited by HOSPITALIANO on 7-12-01 @ 11:37 AM
Grumpy
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posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Heyladi - grumpy = no
grumpy = house hunting with Mrs. Grumpy because tool in vernon didn't accept grumpy's offer last week on the house that mrs. grumpy wanted.

Sorry folks - have fun and beer for me.


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If with age comes wisdom, I should have been a fucking sage by now!

o&aswallow
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Morning all. A few minutes to check in today.

FMFB, Happy BD cutie! You know you don't need an appliance. Just dial 1-800-swallow ;-)

Glad to see you ladies are sharing your masturbation schedules. I'm making notes for Saturday. Will do my best to keep you on schedule ;-)

If New York is the city that never sleeps, Indianapolis is the city that goes to bed at 7PM


o&aswallow Recognized His Destiny Early.
Too Many Hotties, Not Enough Horny Goat Weed

Now accepting foster children applications. Cash only, no checks.
Email at onaswallow@opieanthony.com



jackal420 has been released from foster care.

It at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking till you do suck seed. - Curly Howard.

Pennsylvania resident, but original NYC listener.
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Add me to the guest list

and I think Straw and Panther are coming too

--A New Sig Under Construction--
Thank you Froy for the assistance
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo
Metalfan
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:38 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
HL - Metal = no. Going to rob Grump's place while he's house hunting with Mrs. Grump.

Have a blast though :-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
FeelMyFunBags
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
:( I wanna go to the Tiki bar :(


All I've undergone
I will keep on
Underneath it all
We feel so small
The heavens fall
But still we crawl
All I've undergone
I will keep on




Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:41 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Tiki...I'll be there. Sounds good Maynard, a big dinner before the beverages.

Spit, is that you in the FN Morons pics on WNEW.com where it says OA.com member??

Question?? F'n Moron and Fuggin Moron are the same, right.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
spitfire421
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Hosp - 08742



Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:42 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

tool in vernon didn't accept grumpy's offer last week on the house that mrs. grumpy wanted.
Seems to be a problem w/this. Met someone this weekend who can been UNDER CONTRACT for like 7/8 houses and gets backed out on. They have to keep paying inspection fees & all that too.

TIKI BAR GUEST LIST

Dream, Spit, Ladi - Yes
Ahlexus - Not unless someone has a priv jet
Hosp - Yes
OAS - Yes
Maynard - Yes
Staw/Panther - Yes
Boogaloo - Yes
Drunk - Yes
Fun Bags - Maybe
NO - Metal, Grumpy, Atomic, (hmm, 3 married can't be coinsidence) Cap'n ...




We won't pretend that this is the end
We're not losers all of the time
We march and we fall, we're one and for all
It's just evil all of the time, all of the time
We are the Fiend Club We are the Fiend Club


I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight




This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-12-01 @ 11:51 AM
HOSPITALIANO
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:44 AM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Thanks Spit.

quote:

Dream, Spit, Ladi - Yes
Ahlexus - Not unless someone has a priv jet
Hosp - Yes
OAS - Yes
Maynard - Yes
Wage - No


Wow, I'm the guy at the top of Heyladi's list. I'm special.


What Would Jesus Do? He died so the rest of us could have a better life. Why don't you go and follow his lead.
"You have to commit to the stupidity"-Adam Ferrara, star of "The Job" and Olive Garden Commercials
Star of Pleasure Production's Adult Feature "The Unlucky Guy" Now availabile on DVD at finer adult establishments near you.
E-Mail Me
Named an Official OA.com C-blocker by RonRedDog on 6/5/2001 At 2:25 P.M.
There are still two place settings available at my table and remember, all the free breadsticks and salad you can eat.


atomic punk
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:46 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Ladi, you left me out, but my RSVP is no anyway. I have a bachelor party to attend. I think Cap'n is a no too, unless he changed his mind.




Proud graduate of Spitfire421's School of Altered Reality


I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Lt Boogaloo
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
Psychopath
Registered: Oct. 00
Can't we find Paul the pilot to go get Ahlexus?

--A New Sig Under Construction--
Thank you Froy for the assistance
lt_boogaloo@yahoo.com
AIM - Lt Boogaloo
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-12-2001 @ 11:49 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Skitchr4u may come too, but he won't know until the last minute.



Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island


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