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Posted ByDiscussion Topic: Slacking 12 - Will My Employer Ever Realize Their Return on Investment??
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 10:02 AM      
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Registered: May. 01
Taking a break Dream

Ok, MF, notes taken ;)
(why did you leave so sudden, its not polite to leave a girl hanging ;))




Some say that's where man began
On this wasted piece of land
Where evolution's yet to show
Forbidden Zone Blasting into outer space
The planet of the apes
Evolutions's one hero Crossing a plain into another dimension
A million years into the future
Crossing a path into another dimension
We the unseen Back on earth it's all you'll read about
All the evidence destroyed
Maps and legends mark the firewalls
We the lost abandoned saviors
of the forbidden zone
We shall sustain the forbidden zone
Metalfan
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 10:05 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
Move along..nothing to see here ::putting weapons of mass distruction in the closet.....hosing down chum pool::

There is coffee and cookies.....ummmm, somewhere.

HL - I don't think my AIM could handle your note taking ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 10:22 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Just let it die.





If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
Metalfan
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 10:25 AM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Just let it die.



Speaking of things not long for this world ;-) anyone see OAS this morning? LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:18 AM      
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Registered: Jan. 01


Why would we want to let this die?

LMAO metal.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:20 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
::charging medical-heart-paddle-things::

CLEAR!

mmm, think we need mouth to mouth ;)




Some say that's where man began
On this wasted piece of land
Where evolution's yet to show
Forbidden Zone Blasting into outer space
The planet of the apes
Evolutions's one hero Crossing a plain into another dimension
A million years into the future
Crossing a path into another dimension
We the unseen Back on earth it's all you'll read about
All the evidence destroyed
Maps and legends mark the firewalls
We the lost abandoned saviors
of the forbidden zone
We shall sustain the forbidden zone
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:25 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey Ladi, I know I need mouth to mouth. Bust out those paddles baby, you can kickstart my heart anytime. ;-)





When I get high
I get high on speed
Top fuel funny car's
A drug for me
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Always got the cops
Coming after me
Custom built bike doing 103
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Ooh, are you ready girls?
Ooh, are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby

Skydive naked
From an aeroplane
Or a lady with a
Body from outerspace
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart
Say I got trouble
Trouble in my eyes
I'm just looking for Another good time
My heart, my heart
Kickstart my heart

Ooh, are you ready girls?
Ooh, are you ready now?
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Give it a start
Ooh, yeah, baby
Ooh, yeah
Kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
Ooh, yeah, baby

When we started this band
All we needed, needed was a laugh
Years gone by...I'd say we've kicked some ass
When I'm enraged
Or hittin' the stage
Adrenaline rushing
Through my veins
And I'd say we're still kickin' ass

Ooo, ahh, kickstart my heart
Hope it never stops
And to think, we did all of this...
To rock

Kickstart my heart



Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:34 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
my my...you go away for a day and this place gets it act together...must admit, at least now i am not afraid to post. i kept fearing ladi and what she would do to me!!


AIM: SkiT4you
First Member of the JWO
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:36 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
You're not out of the woods yet skitchr...

::with a rabid look in eye::
::drooling:: Freash meat!
::turns on cd player::
::turns out lights::
::evil laugh heard::

REBEL YELL

Last night a little dancer came dancin' to my door
Last night a little angel Came pumpin cross my floor
She said "Come on baby I got a licence for love
And if it expires pray help from above"

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midniight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell- "more, more, more"
More, more, more.

She don't like slavery, she won't sit and beg
But when I'm tired and lonely she sees me to bed
What set you free and brought you to be me babe
What set you free I need you hear by me
Because

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midniight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell- "more, more, more"

He lives in his own heaven
Collects it to go from the seven eleven
Well he's out all night to collect a fare
Just so long, just so long it don't mess up his hair.

I walked the ward with you, babe
A thousand miles with you
I dried your tears of pain, babe
A million times for you

I'd sell my soul for you babe
For money to burn with you
I'd give you all, and have none, babe
Just, just, justa, justa to have you here by me
Because

In the midnight hour she cried- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried- "more, more, more"
In the midniight hour babe- "more, more, more"
With a rebel yell she cried "more, more, more"
More, more, more.

Oh yeah little baby
she want more
More, more, more, more, more.

Oh yeah little baby
she want more
More, more, more, more.


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:37 AM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Like you're REALLY afraid of what she'll do to you. I thought you wanted her to tie you up and torture you.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
Metalfan
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:39 AM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

you can kickstart my heart anytime



Hey Gaynard....I don't think that's where she is aiming to paddle you ;-)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 11:47 AM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
maynard, you weren't supposed to tell her! now i am in trouble!! great, just what i needed on my first day back!


AIM: SkiT4you
First Member of the JWO
King f-tard
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 12:00 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Wow Crue and Billy Idol on the same page. All thats missing would be some Charile Daniels Band, and we have a party.

Its too calm in here.

::Flips over the table of cookies that Metal alluded to earlier and flings empty keg-can at Skitch. Then takes Dream and throws her on my shoulder and goes into corner of room.





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 12:15 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Simple Man

I ain't nothin' but a simple man
They call me a redneck I reckon that I am
But there's things going on
That make me mad down to the core.

I have to work like a dog to make ends meet
There's crooked politicians and crime in the street
And I'm madder'n hell and I ain't gonna take it no more.

We tell our kids to just say no
Then some panty waist judge lets a drug dealer go
Slaps him on the wrist and then he turns him back out on the town.

Now if I had my way with people sellin' dope
I'd take a big tall tree and a short piece of rope
I'd hang 'em up high and let 'em swing 'til the sun goes down

Well, you know what's wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible's away
They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The good book says it so I know it's the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man.

Now I'm the kinda man that'd not harm a mouse
But if I catch somebody breakin in my house
I've got twelve guage shotgun waiting on the other side

So don't go pushing me against my will
I don't want to have to fight you but I dern sure will
So if you don't want trouble then you'd better just pass me on by

As far as I'm concerned there ain't no excuse
For the raping and the killing and the child abuse
And I've got a way to put an end to all that mess

Just take them rascals out in the swamp
Put 'em on their knees and tie 'em to a stump
Let the rattlers and the bugs and the alligators do the rest

You know what's wrong with the world today
People done gone and put their Bible's away
They're living by the law of the jungle not the law of the land
The Good Book says it so I know it's the truth
An eye for and eye and a tooth for a tooth
You better watch where you go and remember where you been
That's the way I see it I'm a Simple Man.




Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
skitchr4u
G.O.O.F.B.A.H.G.S.
Xtreme Skiing Assualt Force
Split Personality #1
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 12:19 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Dec. 00
::Looks around, making sure he didn't wander into the music forum::

::Rubbing his head where struck with the keg-can::

::Picks up overturned table and suplexes it onto King::

Take that dick


AIM: SkiT4you
First Member of the JWO
King f-tard
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 12:29 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: Feb. 01
::ouch::





Nothing to see here - move along. And by the way, OJ did it.
Alcohol. The cause of and solution to all of life's problems
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
quote:

Take that dick

Oh reeeeaally, in that case...

::puts chicken in empty keg::
::makes Glory Hole for skitcr::
::shoves C thru hole in keg::
::ties him to his new barrel::


MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 12:40 PM      
O&A Board Veteran
Registered: Jan. 01
Hey, if you tools wanna fight, take it over to FC. Don't fuck with our chat room.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:01 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
Rules today Maynard?

Besides, it seems less like FC and more like CF (Cluster Fuck) ;)


Metalfan
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:12 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
General Tso's Chicken

3/4 lb Boneless chicken breast
2 ts Dark soy sauce
2 ts Rice wine or dry sherry
1 ts Finely chopped ginger root
1 ts Cornstarch
1 ts Sesame oil
1/3 c Oil, preferably peanut
2 Dried red chiles
- cut in half lengthwise
1 tb Chopped fresh orange peel OR
2 ts - dried citrus peel
-(soaked & coarsely chopped)
1/2 ts Roasted Sichuan peppercorns
* (finely ground), optional
2 ts Dark soy sauce
1/4 ts Salt
1 ts Sugar
1/2 ts Sesame oil

CUT CHICKEN INTO THIN SLICES 2 inches long, cutting against the grain. Put it into a bowl together with the soy sauce, rice wine or sherry, ginger, cornstarch and 1 teaspoon sesame oil. Mix well, and then let the mixture marinate for about 20 minutes. Heat the oil in a wok or large skillet until it is very hot. Remove the chicken from the marinade with a slotted spoon. Add it to the pan and stir-fry it for 2 minutes until it browns. Remove it and leave to drain in a colander or sieve. Pour off most of the oil, leaving about 2 teaspoons. Reheat the pan over a high heat and then add the dried chiles. Stir-fry them for 10 seconds, and then return the chicken to the pan. Add the rest of the ingredients and stir-fry for 4 minutes, mixing well. Serve the dish at once.

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:13 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
Rules? What are these rules you speak of? There are no rules for MaynardBall.


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:19 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
ooooo Petal, where's the print button. Like that chicken.

::hints print::

uh oh... 47 pages of useless S on the company's paper... oh well




This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-19-01 @ 1:25 PM
Metalfan
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 1:35 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Petal



Who the eff is Petal?!?!?!

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch may now wander the land at her own risk.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
PetalFag....


Now you can see why I never wanted to leave that island
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-19-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
O&A Board Regular
Registered: May. 01
...sounds like... Pedophile

Do you think GonzoStyle would lend us a Filopino boy. We can set up the sandbox in here, and Petal can play.




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