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Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:23 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
quote:

Any others?


Maybe these???

No slacking on weekends unless at work.

No slacking from home.
a) Unless you work from home
b) Unless you've called out sick.

No slacking while on vacation.

Hosp, you gonna draw up our constitution???:)







If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
wage
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:27 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
damn, where to start? ladi, did you eat your wheaties today or something? ;) women, freaky fromt he get go. need to know right away if we're compatible in that area or not. what's freaky? changes from person to person. favorite body part on a lady is a nice ass and eyes. a slacker thread with rules, kind of strange in my opinion! well i decided to leave NJ for the weekend so i will not be attending the slacker party. i need to get away for a while. got laid off yesterday. :( any ladies wanna come cheer me up??






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:30 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
quote:

Hosp, you gonna draw up our constitution???

Wouldn't that require work? Thus then nullifing any and all posts by said slacker at the time of previously stated work?

Damn divorce papers. Got me sounding like a friggin lawyer now.



This message was edited by MaynardGKrebs on 7-10-01 @ 1:33 PM
atomic punk
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:33 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: Jan. 01
Damn, wage, that sucks! Hang in there. I'm sure the ladies will post some good stuff to cheer you up. ;)





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I am a victim of the science age, a child of the storm
Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
wage, HL is just living up to her status....hehehe

Gilligan, more legaleze and we seal you inside the barrel for a few days....LOL

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:36 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
:Insert Magus's Irony Alert Picture:

Wage -- laid off (i.e. unemployed)

Actually that truly sucks.







220, 221, whatever it takes.
Drunken GW
I Pissed on a Church to get this Status.
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:37 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
Sucks wage. Sorry to hear that. Why not come to the party? You seemed like a cool guy at the softball game.;-) I'm sure on of the C-Teasers will be able to cheer you up.



If it smells like fish its a good dish, If it smells like cologne leave it alone.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Hey fellow slackers!
I'm back from vacation. If anyone sees Gonzo..tell him I've got a bone to pick with him.
Good to see the slack has kept up to par.
still catching up on the last few pages.


wage
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
Psychopath
Registered: May. 01
cause none of the slacker ladies are single ;) i am leaving on friday. good time to vanish for a few days.






Proud to be C-blocked since day 1!
Thanks to Jo for this sig pic and miss anonymous for the use of the ass!
spitfire421
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:40 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
So sorry wage..what can we do to make it better??



Behind every good man there is a woman, and that woman was Martha Washington man, and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man when he come in the door, man she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man.

I've adopted FN, um, I mean Fuggin Moron into the School of Altered Reality...he's a little slow so be nice :)
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:46 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Afternoon, slacker-roos! :)

Wage, sorry to hear ya got laid off. That sucks. :(

Spit, is that Cameron Diaz on the right? Topless? Holding another topless girl? YOWZA!!! ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


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Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:50 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
wage, sorry to hear about the job bro.....

Barry, keep your effin boner to yourself ::smacking him upside the head and dumping his carcass into an empty barrel::

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
BARRY MANILOW
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:53 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
quote:

::smacking him upside the head and dumping his carcass into an empty barrel::


You mean there is an empty barrel in this place? I thought they were all taken.


Grumpy
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posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Registered: Dec. 00
::backs up a pickup truck with more empty barrels::

I think we're gonna needs these. I don't think we've ever had this many people in the barrels before.


(keep your "How do drive? do you sit on phone books" joke to yourselves - Deeks)


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Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:56 PM      
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Not all the barrels were taken. I used my "get out of barrel free card", but was reprimanded for using it.

Brain, yep the one on the right is Cameron.







220, 221, whatever it takes.
Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 1:59 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
::pulling out drumsticks:: Anyone wanna play Wipeout on Barry's barrel???? Anyone???

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
MaynardGKrebs
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:00 PM      
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Registered: Jan. 01
WARNING.....RANT TO FOLLOW......WARNING

quote:

(keep your "How do drive? do you sit on phone books" joke to yourselves - Deeks)

Holy fuck people. What's going on here??? Why does everyone follow up their post now with an anti-bash line in there? You can't defend yourself like that. What the fuck. Is everyone becomeing paranoid now? What, we're not allowed to tool on anyone anymore? What the fuck people. Relax, this place is all about making jokes and tooling on each other.

RANT IS OVER NOW........REPEAT......RANT IS OVER NOW

([tog]ok, before you throw me back in the barrel, this is just an opinion.[/tog])

heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:01 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
quote:

did you eat your wheaties today or something?

I'm in rare form today ::insert evil laugh here::

So what should we move onto now that you are all in the barrels... Leather & Latex ?




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight
njstrawberry
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:06 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
Can't we just urinate all over them?


I was bi when being bi wasn't kewl.
Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:07 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
quote:

Leather & Latex ?



Which do you wear HL? ;-)

E-Mail Me



Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.
The Brain
He's good at teh rhyming questions
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Feb. 01
quote:

Can't we just urinate all over them?

Well, I think Ahlexus doesn't like to give golden showers, so it'll be all up to you... plus, won't you get messy pissing on us from your ceiling fan? ;)



"ARE YOU PONDERING WHAT I'M PONDERING?"


Proving Dogs and Mice can co-exist! Proud Member of RonReddog's OA.COM C-Blocking Team!!!
Sloatsburgh
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:08 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Grumpy driving his truck:









220, 221, whatever it takes.
heyladiladi
STONER
ON THE SNUKA CBH ROTISSERIE
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:15 PM      
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Registered: May. 01
!!!! There are 172 responses here already!

And now I've killed it




She looked at him with those soft eyes so innocent & blue,
He knew right then he was too far from home.

I've been searching for the daughter of the devil himself
I've been searching for an angel in white
I've been waiting for a woman who's a little of both
And I can feel her but she's nowhere In sight


This message was edited by heyladiladi on 7-10-01 @ 2:23 PM
Cap'n Fudge
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:24 PM      
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Registered: Oct. 00
Statistically, Tuesday is the day when people do the most work, so it's only right that we slack more on Tuesdays...



I hate this job! I hate this goddamn job and I don't need it!!!

capnfudge@opieanthony.com

People say that I neglect my responsibilities
But I don't mind cause I'll live longer.

Need Adoption??? Now accepting applications for the crew.

Metalfan
posted on 07-10-2001 @ 2:26 PM      
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Registered: Sep. 00
HL, I think we're still waiting for you answer ::scroll up:: ;-)

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Don't fear the reaper....

Psycho Bitch currently is sitting in purgatory. If she gets out of line....let me know.


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